Chris 🏳️🌈
@mopingmechanism.bsky.social
(Not funny or interesting.)
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My personal insecurities all come from that time I slow cooked a goose and let it rest at the bottom of the larder, only for my wife to use it for air rifle target practice, leading to low shelf confit dents.
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 PM
My personal insecurities all come from that time I slow cooked a goose and let it rest at the bottom of the larder, only for my wife to use it for air rifle target practice, leading to low shelf confit dents.
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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STUDENT TEACHER: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
January 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
STUDENT TEACHER: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
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I asked a fortune teller to read my tarot cards for $20, but she wanted 50 instead. I just walked away because I don’t negotiate with tarotists.
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I asked a fortune teller to read my tarot cards for $20, but she wanted 50 instead. I just walked away because I don’t negotiate with tarotists.
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accidentally photoshopped a bunch of steve buscemi cursed images: thread
January 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
accidentally photoshopped a bunch of steve buscemi cursed images: thread
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The immediate mockery!! 😂😂😂
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The immediate mockery!! 😂😂😂
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What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
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Not even remotely joking, I would watch a full documentary about the impact It had on the clown industry
i stumbled on this looking for something yesterday and i have not stopped laughing
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Not even remotely joking, I would watch a full documentary about the impact It had on the clown industry
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I can be optimistic, but never when the world is looking.
December 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I can be optimistic, but never when the world is looking.
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I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
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My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
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We joked that kids would ask "why is the save icon a floppy disk" but they don't even know what a floppy disk is.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We joked that kids would ask "why is the save icon a floppy disk" but they don't even know what a floppy disk is.
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Ran out of things to say but probably gonna be alive for another 40-50 years, this sucks
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ran out of things to say but probably gonna be alive for another 40-50 years, this sucks
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Define your musical taste in 8 artists
Estradasphere
Mansun
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Aphex Twin
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
The Beta Band
Dälek
The Boy Least Likely To
Estradasphere
Mansun
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Aphex Twin
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
The Beta Band
Dälek
The Boy Least Likely To
Sonny Sharrock
Minutemen
Bela Bartok
Kool Keith
Diamanda Galas
King Tubby
Meat Puppets
Gétachew Mèkurya
Minutemen
Bela Bartok
Kool Keith
Diamanda Galas
King Tubby
Meat Puppets
Gétachew Mèkurya
Define your music taste in eight artists:
the mountain goats
jeff rosenstock (and associated projects)
100 gecs
underscores
lady gaga
david bowie
sophie
guns n' roses
the mountain goats
jeff rosenstock (and associated projects)
100 gecs
underscores
lady gaga
david bowie
sophie
guns n' roses
October 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Define your musical taste in 8 artists
Estradasphere
Mansun
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Aphex Twin
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
The Beta Band
Dälek
The Boy Least Likely To
Estradasphere
Mansun
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Aphex Twin
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
The Beta Band
Dälek
The Boy Least Likely To
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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. @aptshadow.bsky.social @abraham.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. @aptshadow.bsky.social @abraham.bsky.social
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"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"
October 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"
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Get off your phone and move your fucking ass.
-- me walking behind anyone ever.
-- me walking behind anyone ever.
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Get off your phone and move your fucking ass.
-- me walking behind anyone ever.
-- me walking behind anyone ever.