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On saturdays the first hour of the day should be spent flailing your limbs about wildly, followed immediately by an hour of stillness and silent contemplation
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
On saturdays the first hour of the day should be spent flailing your limbs about wildly, followed immediately by an hour of stillness and silent contemplation
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the third time you eat leftovers it’s a rightover
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
the third time you eat leftovers it’s a rightover
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That's my emotional support lol at the end of every message
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
That's my emotional support lol at the end of every message
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wake up have a snack doze on the couch again
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
wake up have a snack doze on the couch again
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i wish i could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i wish i could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp
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people who watch pluribus have a biological imperative to get other ppl to watch pluribus
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
people who watch pluribus have a biological imperative to get other ppl to watch pluribus
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If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
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Explaining to my Canadian wife that Americans celebrate Thanksgiving on Thursdays because Thanksgiving is the Thursday of holidays
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Explaining to my Canadian wife that Americans celebrate Thanksgiving on Thursdays because Thanksgiving is the Thursday of holidays
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
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did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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gonna start using social media less and use the time saved to hit myself in the head with a shovel
September 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
gonna start using social media less and use the time saved to hit myself in the head with a shovel
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"Ah, cranberry sauce, a la Bart!"
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"Ah, cranberry sauce, a la Bart!"
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sunday afternoon chores don't stand a chance when lying on the couch is the vibe
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
sunday afternoon chores don't stand a chance when lying on the couch is the vibe
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this is the most 8:30 PM a 6:15 PM has felt in a long time
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
this is the most 8:30 PM a 6:15 PM has felt in a long time
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anyway, time to start carving this large block of tofu into a biblically accurate turkey
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
anyway, time to start carving this large block of tofu into a biblically accurate turkey
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I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
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"Wicked"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Wicked"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
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My spirit animal is that sleepy time tea bear
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My spirit animal is that sleepy time tea bear