Mike Keeley
@mikekeeley.bsky.social
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we should probably figure out at some point exactly how much of our government runs on what is basically a pirate code.
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
we should probably figure out at some point exactly how much of our government runs on what is basically a pirate code.
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shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
1. Someone can be pro-democracy and still an insufferable asshole with outdated values
2. what he’s describing is not an example of people getting cause and effect backwards
2. what he’s describing is not an example of people getting cause and effect backwards
Everyone commenting this way is getting the cause and effect backward. People are not slobs on planes because the planes are bad and cramped. They're slobs because they're slobs, and it's not worth it for the airlines to do anything to improve beyond the bare minimum they're paying for.
Exactly. But when you run a flying Motel 6, you can’t really complain when folks roll up looking like a Monday after a NASCAR event
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
1. Someone can be pro-democracy and still an insufferable asshole with outdated values
2. what he’s describing is not an example of people getting cause and effect backwards
2. what he’s describing is not an example of people getting cause and effect backwards
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matt yglesias' primary claim about politics is that to win elections, democrats should adopt the strategy which has given starmer a 13% approval rating in the UK
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
matt yglesias' primary claim about politics is that to win elections, democrats should adopt the strategy which has given starmer a 13% approval rating in the UK
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Oh that sounds fun. I’m always looking for *more opportunities to talk to insurance providers.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Oh that sounds fun. I’m always looking for *more opportunities to talk to insurance providers.
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Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
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It’s like Roddy Ho being in charge of the FBI
“in my official capacity as the head of the FBI, i demand that you stop talking about my girlfriend” is some profoundly embarrassing and unprofessional shit, and that’s before you remember no one *is* talking about his girlfriend, they’re talking about him taking FBI jets to see her
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It’s like Roddy Ho being in charge of the FBI
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You really don’t want armed randos deciding who lives and dies. We have all sorts of bad systems. That’s an incredibly bad system.
September 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You really don’t want armed randos deciding who lives and dies. We have all sorts of bad systems. That’s an incredibly bad system.
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People who are spend a lot of time being concerned about the masculinity crisis should be very concerned with how integrated sports betting is into the actual TV broadcasts now. FOX is just straight up talking about FanDuel and parlays and it’s going to lead a lot of people to ruin.
September 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
People who are spend a lot of time being concerned about the masculinity crisis should be very concerned with how integrated sports betting is into the actual TV broadcasts now. FOX is just straight up talking about FanDuel and parlays and it’s going to lead a lot of people to ruin.
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"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
August 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
August 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
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Now * that * is the Rose Kouassi goal we have all been waiting for.
August 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Now * that * is the Rose Kouassi goal we have all been waiting for.
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Hate to tear my cornea right before the human trafficking summit
Attorney General Pam Bondi cancelled her appearance at the CPAC Human Trafficking Summit due to a torn cornea, per a statement read at the summit.
July 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hate to tear my cornea right before the human trafficking summit
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I have sympathy for media outlets discussing complicated legal issues, but it is outright false for @nytimes.com to describe birthright citizenship as a "custom."
It is the law. It is the text of the Constitution. Are the Bill of Rights a "custom" too? What about the Presidency itself?
It is the law. It is the text of the Constitution. Are the Bill of Rights a "custom" too? What about the Presidency itself?
not to be the flyspeck nyt copy as if it's the most important thing guy, but seriously wtf is this?
July 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I have sympathy for media outlets discussing complicated legal issues, but it is outright false for @nytimes.com to describe birthright citizenship as a "custom."
It is the law. It is the text of the Constitution. Are the Bill of Rights a "custom" too? What about the Presidency itself?
It is the law. It is the text of the Constitution. Are the Bill of Rights a "custom" too? What about the Presidency itself?
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Cuomo spokesperson Rich Azzopardi said Zohran Mamdani's college application story was the "tip of the iceberg" and he should "be fully investigated" for "committing fraud."
Trump has threatened to deport Mamdani over his immigration application; Cuomo is echoing those claims.
Foul stuff!
Trump has threatened to deport Mamdani over his immigration application; Cuomo is echoing those claims.
Foul stuff!
July 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Cuomo spokesperson Rich Azzopardi said Zohran Mamdani's college application story was the "tip of the iceberg" and he should "be fully investigated" for "committing fraud."
Trump has threatened to deport Mamdani over his immigration application; Cuomo is echoing those claims.
Foul stuff!
Trump has threatened to deport Mamdani over his immigration application; Cuomo is echoing those claims.
Foul stuff!
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A lot of this country’s problems boil down to straight white men who see themselves as some sort of default “normal” but any variation on that as “an identity” that is “political”
July 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A lot of this country’s problems boil down to straight white men who see themselves as some sort of default “normal” but any variation on that as “an identity” that is “political”
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Protecting his stock portfolio while ripping away health care from 17 million Americans.
This is Washington at its worst.
We need to ban Congressional stock trading.
This is Washington at its worst.
We need to ban Congressional stock trading.
July 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Protecting his stock portfolio while ripping away health care from 17 million Americans.
This is Washington at its worst.
We need to ban Congressional stock trading.
This is Washington at its worst.
We need to ban Congressional stock trading.
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you can always tell when a product is a cool thing that everyone loves when they place access to it on places people will click by accident like its a scammy ad on a pirated sports stream
“Ask CoPilot” is now above “Copy” in the contextual menu when you right click highlighted text in Outlook. Yeah man much more likely that I’m doing some AI bullshit than copying text thanks
I don’t want to ask CoPilot, I am making a Word document. I don’t want to search with Meta AI, I want to search Instagram. Leave me alone
July 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
you can always tell when a product is a cool thing that everyone loves when they place access to it on places people will click by accident like its a scammy ad on a pirated sports stream
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I know there's lots of other stuff going on, but honestly, nothing has disgusted & disillusioned me in recent years more than the Democratic establishment's utterly cowardly response to the right's demagoguing on trans issues. Just profoundly, profoundly depressing.
You Can't Win a Debate You Refuse to Have: Why Democrats Shouldn't Stay Silent on Trans Rights
Playing defense without offense is how you lose both the messaging war and elections
www.readtpa.com
July 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I know there's lots of other stuff going on, but honestly, nothing has disgusted & disillusioned me in recent years more than the Democratic establishment's utterly cowardly response to the right's demagoguing on trans issues. Just profoundly, profoundly depressing.
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My statement on U.S. Strikes on Iran Nuclear Facilities.
June 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My statement on U.S. Strikes on Iran Nuclear Facilities.
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coworker for two years
June 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
coworker for two years
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Padilla: If this is how DHS responds to a senator with a question you can only imagine what they're doing to farm workers, to cooks, to day laborers out in the Los Angeles community and throughout California.
June 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Padilla: If this is how DHS responds to a senator with a question you can only imagine what they're doing to farm workers, to cooks, to day laborers out in the Los Angeles community and throughout California.
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If they can do this to a US senator, what will they do to you?
June 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If they can do this to a US senator, what will they do to you?