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When you boil it down to its most basic elements, Scooby Doo and the gang were essentially freelance insurance fraud investigators.
January 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
When you boil it down to its most basic elements, Scooby Doo and the gang were essentially freelance insurance fraud investigators.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
(rerun)
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
(rerun)
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you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink because of all the men being taught how to fish
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink because of all the men being taught how to fish
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maybe she’s burn with it
maybe it’s gasoline
maybe it’s gasoline
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
maybe she’s burn with it
maybe it’s gasoline
maybe it’s gasoline
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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hey my roommate's out. you want to come listen to the rite of spring and get scared?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
hey my roommate's out. you want to come listen to the rite of spring and get scared?
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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maybe the real treasure was the trove of priceless jewels we found along the way
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
maybe the real treasure was the trove of priceless jewels we found along the way
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JEEPERS CREEPERS (1939)
October 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
JEEPERS CREEPERS (1939)
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I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.
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OLIVE GARDEN WAITER: *grating cheese* say when
TRICK OR TREATER: uhh
TRICK OR TREATER: uhh
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
OLIVE GARDEN WAITER: *grating cheese* say when
TRICK OR TREATER: uhh
TRICK OR TREATER: uhh
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my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
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I come from a long line of folks
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I come from a long line of folks
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the moon blinked. instant, easy to miss, but i saw it. now she sees me. the veil has been lifted, that forbidden covenant between man and moon broken; never peek behind the curtain, never know her for what she truly is. now she stares death. oblivion approaches, rising with her hateful tides. lmao
October 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the moon blinked. instant, easy to miss, but i saw it. now she sees me. the veil has been lifted, that forbidden covenant between man and moon broken; never peek behind the curtain, never know her for what she truly is. now she stares death. oblivion approaches, rising with her hateful tides. lmao
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The secret location of the canal is under lock and quay.
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The secret location of the canal is under lock and quay.
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today marks my 32nd orbit around our benevolent god-sun, basking in it's warm gaze like a lizard on a hot rock. my only wish is that we all find kindness in each other but also maybe instead of feet we just have another set of hands so i can flip the cops off with twice as much power. quad bird, pig
September 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
today marks my 32nd orbit around our benevolent god-sun, basking in it's warm gaze like a lizard on a hot rock. my only wish is that we all find kindness in each other but also maybe instead of feet we just have another set of hands so i can flip the cops off with twice as much power. quad bird, pig
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in terms of laying plans mice are clearly a top two creature, probably neck and neck with humans
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
in terms of laying plans mice are clearly a top two creature, probably neck and neck with humans
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(nineties surfer dude "bodacious babe" voice) salient points
September 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
(nineties surfer dude "bodacious babe" voice) salient points
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this is just brutal and I'm old enough to know it's true
September 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
this is just brutal and I'm old enough to know it's true