@michaelgreenspa.bsky.social
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Every time I eat garlic bread I imagine how conflicted of a vampire I would be
October 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Every time I eat garlic bread I imagine how conflicted of a vampire I would be
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Ah fuck it I’m making pumpkin martinis and putting in my kids’ old VHS tape of Barney’s Halloween Party
October 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ah fuck it I’m making pumpkin martinis and putting in my kids’ old VHS tape of Barney’s Halloween Party
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Just doesn’t sit right with me that pianos are classified as percussion instruments. I don’t know who to complain to about this but I’m telling you now I won’t have it
October 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Just doesn’t sit right with me that pianos are classified as percussion instruments. I don’t know who to complain to about this but I’m telling you now I won’t have it
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billboard: hey look at me
me: can’t I’m driving
billboard: come on look
me: eyes on the road
billboard: pls it’s important
me: fine what is it
billboard: drive safely lol
me: can’t I’m driving
billboard: come on look
me: eyes on the road
billboard: pls it’s important
me: fine what is it
billboard: drive safely lol
April 20, 2024 at 10:16 PM
billboard: hey look at me
me: can’t I’m driving
billboard: come on look
me: eyes on the road
billboard: pls it’s important
me: fine what is it
billboard: drive safely lol
me: can’t I’m driving
billboard: come on look
me: eyes on the road
billboard: pls it’s important
me: fine what is it
billboard: drive safely lol
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ME: if frankenstein is the name of the doctor not the monster then how is the bride of frankenstein the bride of the monster not the doctor
CHATGTP: *implodes*
CHATGTP: *implodes*
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
ME: if frankenstein is the name of the doctor not the monster then how is the bride of frankenstein the bride of the monster not the doctor
CHATGTP: *implodes*
CHATGTP: *implodes*
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*me right after the tech takes my x-ray* ok now let’s do a silly one
October 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
*me right after the tech takes my x-ray* ok now let’s do a silly one
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A lovely tinge of lavender in the sky this morning before sunrise. Photo taken about an hour before sunrise in Glastonbury.
October 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
A lovely tinge of lavender in the sky this morning before sunrise. Photo taken about an hour before sunrise in Glastonbury.
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Syd Barrett, Sea Lemon, Concteau Twins, Buzzcocks, Concrete Blonde, Sessa, XTC, Pearl & the Oysters, Blondshell, Big Star and more in 25 Songs for this Week. This playlist changes every Monday morning so give it a follow! Have a great week! (apple link in thread):
open.spotify.com/playlist/7fy...
open.spotify.com/playlist/7fy...
25 Songs for This Week
open.spotify.com
October 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Syd Barrett, Sea Lemon, Concteau Twins, Buzzcocks, Concrete Blonde, Sessa, XTC, Pearl & the Oysters, Blondshell, Big Star and more in 25 Songs for this Week. This playlist changes every Monday morning so give it a follow! Have a great week! (apple link in thread):
open.spotify.com/playlist/7fy...
open.spotify.com/playlist/7fy...
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Autumn colour this morning here in Glastonbury.
October 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Autumn colour this morning here in Glastonbury.
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[first day of work]
me: so, when do i get to kick one?
boss: we don't actually-
me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
me: so, when do i get to kick one?
boss: we don't actually-
me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
September 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
[first day of work]
me: so, when do i get to kick one?
boss: we don't actually-
me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
me: so, when do i get to kick one?
boss: we don't actually-
me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
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once i pay it’s mine and you’re not my mom
September 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
once i pay it’s mine and you’re not my mom
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date: what are you thinking about
me: fall should be spelled fa//
date:
me:
date: fell should be spelled fe_ _
*we kiss*
me: fall should be spelled fa//
date:
me:
date: fell should be spelled fe_ _
*we kiss*
September 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
date: what are you thinking about
me: fall should be spelled fa//
date:
me:
date: fell should be spelled fe_ _
*we kiss*
me: fall should be spelled fa//
date:
me:
date: fell should be spelled fe_ _
*we kiss*
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I bit my dentist today. Wasn't even getting a checkup at the time, I just saw him at the supermarket
September 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I bit my dentist today. Wasn't even getting a checkup at the time, I just saw him at the supermarket
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ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag
September 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag
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ME: do you know the french word for goodbye
WIFE: adieu
ME: what is it then
WIFE: adieu
ME: what is it then
September 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
ME: do you know the french word for goodbye
WIFE: adieu
ME: what is it then
WIFE: adieu
ME: what is it then
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ME: do you know the french word for yes
WIFE: oui
ME: do we know the french word for yes
WIFE: oui
ME: do we know the french word for yes
September 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
ME: do you know the french word for yes
WIFE: oui
ME: do we know the french word for yes
WIFE: oui
ME: do we know the french word for yes
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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Clouds and stars on Glastonbury Tor. Taken early hours of the morning.
September 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Clouds and stars on Glastonbury Tor. Taken early hours of the morning.
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They should invent a vehicle smaller than an F-350 that my neighbor can use to get to the supermarket and the dentist and the golf course
September 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
They should invent a vehicle smaller than an F-350 that my neighbor can use to get to the supermarket and the dentist and the golf course
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I was very happy and honored to contribute a song to this great collection of songs to celebrate the 75th birthday of the great Ray Mason. I did a jangle popped up version of Supermarket Friends. Check out the whole collection!
Supermarket Friends - Henning Ohlenbusch, by Ray Mason
from the album Big Hug: The Ray Mason Birthday Jukebox
raymason.bandcamp.com
September 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I was very happy and honored to contribute a song to this great collection of songs to celebrate the 75th birthday of the great Ray Mason. I did a jangle popped up version of Supermarket Friends. Check out the whole collection!
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It was good to be back on Glastonbury Tor this morning for sunrise. I was away for a few days and then missed equinox yesterday due to a recurring health issue. I can't remember missing a solstice or equinox for years but I really couldn't manage it. Happy Autumn everyone. 😊💗
September 23, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It was good to be back on Glastonbury Tor this morning for sunrise. I was away for a few days and then missed equinox yesterday due to a recurring health issue. I can't remember missing a solstice or equinox for years but I really couldn't manage it. Happy Autumn everyone. 😊💗
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That's a rough nickname
September 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
That's a rough nickname
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fruit cocktail you say? diced peaches and pears and the exciting possibility of an extra piece of cherry? i must have it in a small cup immediately
September 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
fruit cocktail you say? diced peaches and pears and the exciting possibility of an extra piece of cherry? i must have it in a small cup immediately
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i want to be buried with a dye pack. just in case of grave robbers
September 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i want to be buried with a dye pack. just in case of grave robbers