Metafysician
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I say the loud part loudly.
runner.
runner.
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Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!
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Another straight to BitTorrent release!
Paramount has ditched plans for a theatrical release of The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender in favor of an exclusive launch on streaming platform Paramount+. https://bit.ly/4pOIKNP
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Another straight to BitTorrent release!
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Why decline all these chances to defend feminism? Because to participate would be accepting the premise that our rights and humanity are up for debate in the first place.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Why decline all these chances to defend feminism? Because to participate would be accepting the premise that our rights and humanity are up for debate in the first place.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
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so much talk about whether the odyssey film is "historically accurate" and i'm just like, you know it's fiction right. it's made up. it never actually happened.
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
so much talk about whether the odyssey film is "historically accurate" and i'm just like, you know it's fiction right. it's made up. it never actually happened.
Wrote a poem in the shower...
And I must confess
That my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here and give me a sign?
Thoughts?
And I must confess
That my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here and give me a sign?
Thoughts?
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Wrote a poem in the shower...
And I must confess
That my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here and give me a sign?
Thoughts?
And I must confess
That my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here and give me a sign?
Thoughts?
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One of the things that will definitely happen in 2026 is that AI will be involved in a mass shooting or assassination.
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
One of the things that will definitely happen in 2026 is that AI will be involved in a mass shooting or assassination.
Lol Salah is only now choosing to play others in after all this time.
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Lol Salah is only now choosing to play others in after all this time.
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Don’t have an affair, and if you do, don’t have an affair with staff against employer policy, and if you do, don’t be indiscreet, and if you do, don’t fire her when it looks like you’ve been caught, and if you do, don’t [checks notes] Jesus Christ Sherrone Moore this is going to take FOREVER
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December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Don’t have an affair, and if you do, don’t have an affair with staff against employer policy, and if you do, don’t be indiscreet, and if you do, don’t fire her when it looks like you’ve been caught, and if you do, don’t [checks notes] Jesus Christ Sherrone Moore this is going to take FOREVER
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I think it would be good to have a president who has a vague connection to the reality of how things work
Trump says he doesn't know why America can't achieve 25 percent annual economic growth
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I think it would be good to have a president who has a vague connection to the reality of how things work
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
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This dude looks like a Jeff Dunham puppet
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This dude looks like a Jeff Dunham puppet
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being in any way impressed by hanania or seeing him as a voice worth hearing is definitive evidence that your brain is a perfect sphere
it’s been pretty funny to see Polis’ addiction to posting completely end any discussion of him as a potential 2028 candidate
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
being in any way impressed by hanania or seeing him as a voice worth hearing is definitive evidence that your brain is a perfect sphere
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I, like the vast majority of the UK population, am not a high earner, an entrepreneur or a skilled frontline worker.
And yet that doesn't mean that I don't work hard and do my best to contribute to my community and the country. This is nothing but deliberate, carefully framed racism from Labour.
And yet that doesn't mean that I don't work hard and do my best to contribute to my community and the country. This is nothing but deliberate, carefully framed racism from Labour.
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I, like the vast majority of the UK population, am not a high earner, an entrepreneur or a skilled frontline worker.
And yet that doesn't mean that I don't work hard and do my best to contribute to my community and the country. This is nothing but deliberate, carefully framed racism from Labour.
And yet that doesn't mean that I don't work hard and do my best to contribute to my community and the country. This is nothing but deliberate, carefully framed racism from Labour.
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I love boxing movies because when the bad guy punches hard youre like "ugh typical" and when the good guy does it you're like "good"
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I love boxing movies because when the bad guy punches hard youre like "ugh typical" and when the good guy does it you're like "good"
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Hahaha go to hell this is embarrassing
The list of eligible podcasts is looking pretty bleak 😟
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hahaha go to hell this is embarrassing
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A real "do you think wrestling is real?" test
The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
A real "do you think wrestling is real?" test
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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Pure Bluesky right here, this is why we do it bsky.app/profile/raya...
This is the information age. They'll be able to research exactly who they were.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Pure Bluesky right here, this is why we do it bsky.app/profile/raya...
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Women typically outperform men in elections. Harris performed 4 points worse than Biden among men, but 7 points worse among women.
The cynical co-option of feminism by elites paves the way for fascism by undermining the credibility of egalitarian politics.
The cynical co-option of feminism by elites paves the way for fascism by undermining the credibility of egalitarian politics.
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Women typically outperform men in elections. Harris performed 4 points worse than Biden among men, but 7 points worse among women.
The cynical co-option of feminism by elites paves the way for fascism by undermining the credibility of egalitarian politics.
The cynical co-option of feminism by elites paves the way for fascism by undermining the credibility of egalitarian politics.
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dad pounding on lonely stoner's door: ARE YOU FREEING YOUR MIND AT NIGHT IN THERE!?
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
dad pounding on lonely stoner's door: ARE YOU FREEING YOUR MIND AT NIGHT IN THERE!?
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this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
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The public-facing side of American conservative politics more or less amounts to crashing out constantly about a bunch of shit that either you or the weird liars you listen to uncritically have made up. The non-public part, from what we've seen of the chat logs and such, is somehow much worse.
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The public-facing side of American conservative politics more or less amounts to crashing out constantly about a bunch of shit that either you or the weird liars you listen to uncritically have made up. The non-public part, from what we've seen of the chat logs and such, is somehow much worse.
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HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children