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the name’s self explanatory.
too lazy to cook tonight, so I just grabbed some takeout
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
too lazy to cook tonight, so I just grabbed some takeout
skyline chilli is not food.
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
skyline chilli is not food.
Sprained Ankle UPDATE:
I can officially walk again. It is over for you hos 🧐
I can officially walk again. It is over for you hos 🧐
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sprained Ankle UPDATE:
I can officially walk again. It is over for you hos 🧐
I can officially walk again. It is over for you hos 🧐
okay, see? this is why I just won't go down to the flats during the 1880s anymore man 🙄
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
okay, see? this is why I just won't go down to the flats during the 1880s anymore man 🙄
to make him feel more at home they’re going to ask him if can offer him a beverage, something to eat, or maybe to have a journalist hacked to pieces
President Trump will welcome Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman of Saudi Arabia to the White House on Tuesday. The president is offering the crown prince fighter jets, a nuclear agreement and other deals. Here's what to know.
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
to make him feel more at home they’re going to ask him if can offer him a beverage, something to eat, or maybe to have a journalist hacked to pieces
Justin Timberlake, if you can see this, I think we need your help now more than ever. Can you please…please bring sexy back? 🥺
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Justin Timberlake, if you can see this, I think we need your help now more than ever. Can you please…please bring sexy back? 🥺
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Cleveland is facing an impending DISASTER: The RTA will soon begin cutting its transit system.
We've seen the transit death spiral before. Please contact your elected officials to call for Cuyahoga County and the State of Ohio to FUND TRANSIT OPERATIONS
www.riderta.com/sites/defaul...
We've seen the transit death spiral before. Please contact your elected officials to call for Cuyahoga County and the State of Ohio to FUND TRANSIT OPERATIONS
www.riderta.com/sites/defaul...
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Cleveland is facing an impending DISASTER: The RTA will soon begin cutting its transit system.
We've seen the transit death spiral before. Please contact your elected officials to call for Cuyahoga County and the State of Ohio to FUND TRANSIT OPERATIONS
www.riderta.com/sites/defaul...
We've seen the transit death spiral before. Please contact your elected officials to call for Cuyahoga County and the State of Ohio to FUND TRANSIT OPERATIONS
www.riderta.com/sites/defaul...
oh ffor ffuck’s fsake 🫠
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
oh ffor ffuck’s fsake 🫠
Can people please stop casually using the phrase “tranche of emails” like that’s a normal phrase we’re all familiar with?
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Can people please stop casually using the phrase “tranche of emails” like that’s a normal phrase we’re all familiar with?
I’m watching this youtube video where a guy documents how he was able to completely remake the 2003 cult hit video game The Simpsons Hit and Run and turn it into an open world game.
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m watching this youtube video where a guy documents how he was able to completely remake the 2003 cult hit video game The Simpsons Hit and Run and turn it into an open world game.
okay, If the Chinese are communists, somebody explain to me how they're so much better than us at capitalism
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
okay, If the Chinese are communists, somebody explain to me how they're so much better than us at capitalism
I was thinking about getting some groceries delivered bc I'm currently still laid up with a sprained ankle, but without going into too many details I kind of decided against it just because I didn't want to freak who ever brings it out.
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I was thinking about getting some groceries delivered bc I'm currently still laid up with a sprained ankle, but without going into too many details I kind of decided against it just because I didn't want to freak who ever brings it out.
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
somebody said Marjorie Taylor Greene is slowly morphing into Mickey Rourke, and now I can’t unsee it 😩
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
somebody said Marjorie Taylor Greene is slowly morphing into Mickey Rourke, and now I can’t unsee it 😩
Bro if you had any idea what the ironic surf rock genre has turned unto into in the Midwest lol 🥲
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Bro if you had any idea what the ironic surf rock genre has turned unto into in the Midwest lol 🥲
"flirting with bad taste"- she attempted to justify pedophilia. underage girls are by definition children. Having sex with them is illegal. It's one of the worst crimes imaginable. There is no "barely" she was justifying pedophilia.
Even before the spit hit the fan this week regarding her unhinged screed about “barely legal” underage rape survivors, veteran news actress Megyn Kelly was already serially flirting with bad taste. trib.al/AcNN3wW
Shorter Megyn
Kelly: F*cking 15-Year-Olds Isn’t So Bad. F*ck You.
The ex-Foxie really lost it on Wednesday. But in fact, she loses it pretty much every day.
trib.al
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"flirting with bad taste"- she attempted to justify pedophilia. underage girls are by definition children. Having sex with them is illegal. It's one of the worst crimes imaginable. There is no "barely" she was justifying pedophilia.
lol up until this year, this was actually the longest streak I've had without putting myself in the ER on a regular basis. There was a streak from when I was, I think, 17 until I was 26 where at LEAST once a year I would do something to put myself in the emergency room. It was like a tradition
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
lol up until this year, this was actually the longest streak I've had without putting myself in the ER on a regular basis. There was a streak from when I was, I think, 17 until I was 26 where at LEAST once a year I would do something to put myself in the emergency room. It was like a tradition
I wasn't going to talk about it, because I feel like me being as accident prone as I am (and if you've ever seen the moronically dangerous way I ride my bike in person) really gives cycling a bad name as someone as outspoken about it as I am but...
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I wasn't going to talk about it, because I feel like me being as accident prone as I am (and if you've ever seen the moronically dangerous way I ride my bike in person) really gives cycling a bad name as someone as outspoken about it as I am but...
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
both democrats and republicans will look at this and tell you better things just aren’t possible here in the US
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
both democrats and republicans will look at this and tell you better things just aren’t possible here in the US
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Here’s something that’s really important for everyone to understand.
If we design our cities just for cars, they fail everyone, including drivers.
If we design our cities with many great CHOICES in how to get around, they work better for everyone, including drivers.
Spread the word.
If we design our cities just for cars, they fail everyone, including drivers.
If we design our cities with many great CHOICES in how to get around, they work better for everyone, including drivers.
Spread the word.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Here’s something that’s really important for everyone to understand.
If we design our cities just for cars, they fail everyone, including drivers.
If we design our cities with many great CHOICES in how to get around, they work better for everyone, including drivers.
Spread the word.
If we design our cities just for cars, they fail everyone, including drivers.
If we design our cities with many great CHOICES in how to get around, they work better for everyone, including drivers.
Spread the word.
okay, I’m sorry but I just have so many questions about the Trump/Clinton blowjob.
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
okay, I’m sorry but I just have so many questions about the Trump/Clinton blowjob.
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It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
who cares which president blew whichever other president, none of that matters when it’s 60° and gorgeous out. This is your reminder to get up and go touch grass today if you haven’t yet
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
who cares which president blew whichever other president, none of that matters when it’s 60° and gorgeous out. This is your reminder to get up and go touch grass today if you haven’t yet
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers