this, but unironically

this is simply wrong. and anyone that says that it isn’t is lying to you, a moron, or both.

“…um hello?? can a guy get a little privacy here?? JEEZ!” 😤

I just don’t think he should be allowed to walk around with that thing on his neck exposed where we all have to look at it. I wish he’d put on a scarf or cover it up 🤢

No, she’s actually on there, it just didn’t all fit in the screenshot. It’s in alphabetical order, and there’s a total of 25 eligible podcasts, but only 14 fit

she’s really gonna flip her lid if anyone ever tells her what squats are

the real crazy part is when I tell you they weren’t together, they just showed up at the same time

This one really blew me away when I found out

I think I got an offer for a credit card with that name

sorry- it’s just that I got my tiny red car blocked in by this total JERK ceo guy in a fancy suit so now I can’t move it! Aw man! *NOW* what am I gonna do???

…hang on there appear to be some large white men in work clothes coming my way and 😄….

THOSE FUCKERS JUST STOLE MY MENTOS! 😩😡😭

iykyk

please stop telling people from outside of Ohio that it is edible.

I really liked this, but it kind of made me sad because I didn’t have an argument against it.

artisanal, bespoke, hand crafted em dashes 😌

he just texts back "say did you just come from lunch? it looks like you have some gravy on your cheek there"

I’ve never been to any of them- they’re too expensive, so I have no idea if they’re good or not, I just know you like fancy food. If you’re at all interested in a place I can actually personally recommend- when I was I college I used to live a few houses down from this place

southsidecleveland.com

*scientist taking the first sip*

“aww man, it’s cold ☹️”