mattie
@mattiebrice.bsky.social
live artist and ritual designer✨
Director of the Speculative Intimacies Lab @ UCSC’s Performance, Play, & Design department
Director of the Speculative Intimacies Lab @ UCSC’s Performance, Play, & Design department
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ah what will democrats do now that the future of the party has been indicted
September 26, 2024 at 1:18 AM
ah what will democrats do now that the future of the party has been indicted
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which crystals do we think Eric Adams will use in his defense
September 26, 2024 at 1:20 AM
which crystals do we think Eric Adams will use in his defense
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first they came for Eric Adams, and I didn't speak out— because seriously, fuck that guy
September 26, 2024 at 1:18 AM
first they came for Eric Adams, and I didn't speak out— because seriously, fuck that guy
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City of Yes the Mayor Was Indicted
September 26, 2024 at 1:38 AM
City of Yes the Mayor Was Indicted
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Maybe the leprechaun is gonna cook HIM
September 26, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Maybe the leprechaun is gonna cook HIM
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god i love it when all my NYC friends are happy on the internet at the same time
September 26, 2024 at 1:24 AM
god i love it when all my NYC friends are happy on the internet at the same time
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this is the problem with trying to harness the power of the chaos emeralds. it’s just too much for normal men. www.nytimes.com/live/2024/09...
Eric Adams Is Indicted: Live Updates
The indictment makes Mr. Adams the first sitting New York City mayor to face criminal charges. The mayor vowed to fight the charges.
www.nytimes.com
September 26, 2024 at 1:40 AM
this is the problem with trying to harness the power of the chaos emeralds. it’s just too much for normal men. www.nytimes.com/live/2024/09...
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once again eric adams is under assault for his beliefs
September 26, 2024 at 1:21 AM
once again eric adams is under assault for his beliefs
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"You have no power over...A NEW JERSEY RESIDENT!" Eric Adams cackles before throwing a tennis ball, mistakenly thinking it is a smoke bomb.
September 26, 2024 at 1:34 AM
"You have no power over...A NEW JERSEY RESIDENT!" Eric Adams cackles before throwing a tennis ball, mistakenly thinking it is a smoke bomb.
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lol Eric Adams is absolutely going to try and escape in a hot air balloon
September 26, 2024 at 1:34 AM
lol Eric Adams is absolutely going to try and escape in a hot air balloon
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Everyone take to the steeets tonight and put the outdoor dining structures back up.
September 26, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Everyone take to the steeets tonight and put the outdoor dining structures back up.
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I’m sure you’ve all said this by now but cop mayor being indicted as a alleged criminal is, in fact, very funny
September 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I’m sure you’ve all said this by now but cop mayor being indicted as a alleged criminal is, in fact, very funny
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My favorite Eric Adams story is this one where Curbed tried to prove he actually lived in NYC by staking out his house for a week.
He came home twice and parked in front of a garage. When he left, there was traffic, so he just drove in the middle of the sidewalk.
www.curbed.com/2021/11/eric...
He came home twice and parked in front of a garage. When he left, there was traffic, so he just drove in the middle of the sidewalk.
www.curbed.com/2021/11/eric...
We Staked Out Eric Adams’s House in Brooklyn
And he came home. Twice!
www.curbed.com
September 26, 2024 at 1:43 AM
My favorite Eric Adams story is this one where Curbed tried to prove he actually lived in NYC by staking out his house for a week.
He came home twice and parked in front of a garage. When he left, there was traffic, so he just drove in the middle of the sidewalk.
www.curbed.com/2021/11/eric...
He came home twice and parked in front of a garage. When he left, there was traffic, so he just drove in the middle of the sidewalk.
www.curbed.com/2021/11/eric...
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It’s amazing how every single New Yorker has known 100% Eric Adams is guilty since the day he took office but somehow not sure of which crimes
September 26, 2024 at 1:47 AM
It’s amazing how every single New Yorker has known 100% Eric Adams is guilty since the day he took office but somehow not sure of which crimes
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would I be a good mayor? hell no. but I promise New Yorkers:
a) all bribe offers rejected
b) will reside within city limits
c) will ride the subway to and from work
d) will not shake down local businesses
e) crackdown on illegal parking
f) streeteries, libraries, pre-K: good
g) lets go mets baby
a) all bribe offers rejected
b) will reside within city limits
c) will ride the subway to and from work
d) will not shake down local businesses
e) crackdown on illegal parking
f) streeteries, libraries, pre-K: good
g) lets go mets baby
September 26, 2024 at 2:45 AM
would I be a good mayor? hell no. but I promise New Yorkers:
a) all bribe offers rejected
b) will reside within city limits
c) will ride the subway to and from work
d) will not shake down local businesses
e) crackdown on illegal parking
f) streeteries, libraries, pre-K: good
g) lets go mets baby
a) all bribe offers rejected
b) will reside within city limits
c) will ride the subway to and from work
d) will not shake down local businesses
e) crackdown on illegal parking
f) streeteries, libraries, pre-K: good
g) lets go mets baby
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oh and also:
h) bike and bus lanes galore
i) subterranean garbage collection
j) upzone everywhere
k) social housing/NYCHA bailout
l) bury the cross-Bronx expressway
m) extend the N train to La Guardia
o) probably some more stuff
h) bike and bus lanes galore
i) subterranean garbage collection
j) upzone everywhere
k) social housing/NYCHA bailout
l) bury the cross-Bronx expressway
m) extend the N train to La Guardia
o) probably some more stuff
September 26, 2024 at 2:58 AM
oh and also:
h) bike and bus lanes galore
i) subterranean garbage collection
j) upzone everywhere
k) social housing/NYCHA bailout
l) bury the cross-Bronx expressway
m) extend the N train to La Guardia
o) probably some more stuff
h) bike and bus lanes galore
i) subterranean garbage collection
j) upzone everywhere
k) social housing/NYCHA bailout
l) bury the cross-Bronx expressway
m) extend the N train to La Guardia
o) probably some more stuff
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::laughing uncontrollably::
September 26, 2024 at 1:34 AM
::laughing uncontrollably::
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If we're all going to dunk on Nate Silver, I get to brag about the timestamp here
September 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
If we're all going to dunk on Nate Silver, I get to brag about the timestamp here
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Congratulations, Katie, Greg, and Gwynne for the scoop!
NYT does not have this yet.
NYT does not have this yet.
THE CITY got info on the charges: "Adams is being charged with acting as an unregistered foreign agent for taking actions in his official capacity after receiving donations from foreign sources."
www.thecity.nyc/2024/09/25/e...
www.thecity.nyc/2024/09/25/e...
Mayor Eric Adams Indicted by Federal Prosecutors
Sources who are familiar with the matter told THE CITY that Adams is being charged with acting as an unregistered foreign agent for taking actions in his official capacity after receiving donations fr...
www.thecity.nyc
September 26, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Congratulations, Katie, Greg, and Gwynne for the scoop!
NYT does not have this yet.
NYT does not have this yet.