would I be a good mayor? hell no. but I promise New Yorkers:
a) all bribe offers rejected
b) will reside within city limits
c) will ride the subway to and from work
d) will not shake down local businesses
e) crackdown on illegal parking
f) streeteries, libraries, pre-K: good
g) lets go mets baby

oh and also:
h) bike and bus lanes galore
i) subterranean garbage collection
j) upzone everywhere
k) social housing/NYCHA bailout
l) bury the cross-Bronx expressway
m) extend the N train to La Guardia
o) probably some more stuff