Umberto Ecolocation
@matcatastrophe.bsky.social
...your actions were the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for.
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Guarantee Nancy Mace's dog doesn't even like her. She quite literally has no friends.
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Guarantee Nancy Mace's dog doesn't even like her. She quite literally has no friends.
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"I still think environmentalism is basically bad" is just his old "sweatshop workers should have the freedom to die making my clothes" shtick but applied to climate change. Casual indifference to human suffering is his M.O. and always has been, since he became famous for supporting the 2003 Iraq War
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"I still think environmentalism is basically bad" is just his old "sweatshop workers should have the freedom to die making my clothes" shtick but applied to climate change. Casual indifference to human suffering is his M.O. and always has been, since he became famous for supporting the 2003 Iraq War
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when he got to the seventh randyman my spirit left my body www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtlU...
Garth Marenghi - Have You Seen The Randyman?
YouTube video by Garth Marenghi
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
when he got to the seventh randyman my spirit left my body www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtlU...
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I know exactly who needs to hear this and, as usual, it's liberals: homophobia is not the proper response to the Clinton/Trump allegations.
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I know exactly who needs to hear this and, as usual, it's liberals: homophobia is not the proper response to the Clinton/Trump allegations.
I mean, if you ignore entirely the last five or six decades, sure.
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I mean, if you ignore entirely the last five or six decades, sure.
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People asked me to make more Anti-ASMR videos so I gave it a shot. Welcome to the burger dimension.
October 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
People asked me to make more Anti-ASMR videos so I gave it a shot. Welcome to the burger dimension.
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(beck voice)
Two tortillas and microwaaaaaave
Two tortillas and microwaaaaaave
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
(beck voice)
Two tortillas and microwaaaaaave
Two tortillas and microwaaaaaave
Epstein emails are a weird way to learn the “Piss Christ” guy is still around.
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Epstein emails are a weird way to learn the “Piss Christ” guy is still around.
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The Modds - Leave My House [Poplar Bluff, MO, USA ; Garage Rock] (1966) "...famous because the band track is obliterated by the vocal and lead guitar over-modulating, causing high frequency distortion."
https://redd.it/1oatoxr
https://youtu.be/6GlJEXcynPg
https://redd.it/1oatoxr
https://youtu.be/6GlJEXcynPg
The Modds - Leave My House [Poplar Bluff, MO, USA ; Garage Rock] (1966) "...famous because the band track is obliterated by the vocal and lead guitar over-modulating, causing high frequency distortion."
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The Modds - Leave My House [Poplar Bluff, MO, USA ; Garage Rock] (1966) "...famous because the band track is obliterated by the vocal and lead guitar over-modulating, causing high frequency distortion."
https://redd.it/1oatoxr
https://youtu.be/6GlJEXcynPg
https://redd.it/1oatoxr
https://youtu.be/6GlJEXcynPg
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Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.
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I miss the days when major newspapers could smugly float conspiracy theories about Taco Bell faking reports of stolen Batman cutouts
August 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I miss the days when major newspapers could smugly float conspiracy theories about Taco Bell faking reports of stolen Batman cutouts
Please, please, please
Interesting
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Please, please, please
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AI has finally resulted in an excellent short film.
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
AI has finally resulted in an excellent short film.
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
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The real problem for Bond is also the problem for Batman, Doctor Who, and dozens of similar characters -- the idea that a melodrama hero must also be a dramatic protagonist. The two roles are fundamentally irreconcilable. I blame George Lucas and Joseph Campbell.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The real problem for Bond is also the problem for Batman, Doctor Who, and dozens of similar characters -- the idea that a melodrama hero must also be a dramatic protagonist. The two roles are fundamentally irreconcilable. I blame George Lucas and Joseph Campbell.
Given how unbelievably dumb and "soapy" the Craig era films were, this would actually make perfect sense.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Given how unbelievably dumb and "soapy" the Craig era films were, this would actually make perfect sense.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
YouTube
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November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I think President State Your Name may be losing it
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I think President State Your Name may be losing it
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“You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It’s a free country.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It’s a free country.”
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Imagine being known for all time as the cop who got sidelined by a sandwich
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Imagine being known for all time as the cop who got sidelined by a sandwich
This is simultaneously hideous and yet incredibly great.
“What’d you get your mom for her birthday?” #blackskygamers
(She asked me for this specific one btw. Cuz I got my Dad a 7800+ earlier this year)
(She asked me for this specific one btw. Cuz I got my Dad a 7800+ earlier this year)
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This is simultaneously hideous and yet incredibly great.
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Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.