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...your actions were the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for.
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The Modds - Leave My House [Poplar Bluff, MO, USA ; Garage Rock] (1966) "...famous because the band track is obliterated by the vocal and lead guitar over-modulating, causing high frequency distortion."
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The Modds - Leave My House [Poplar Bluff, MO, USA ; Garage Rock] (1966) "...famous because the band track is obliterated by the vocal and lead guitar over-modulating, causing high frequency distortion."
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November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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I miss the days when major newspapers could smugly float conspiracy theories about Taco Bell faking reports of stolen Batman cutouts
August 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Please, please, please
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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AI has finally resulted in an excellent short film.
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The real problem for Bond is also the problem for Batman, Doctor Who, and dozens of similar characters -- the idea that a melodrama hero must also be a dramatic protagonist. The two roles are fundamentally irreconcilable. I blame George Lucas and Joseph Campbell.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Given how unbelievably dumb and "soapy" the Craig era films were, this would actually make perfect sense.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I cackled at this for five minutes.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I think President State Your Name may be losing it
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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“You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It’s a free country.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Imagine being known for all time as the cop who got sidelined by a sandwich
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This is simultaneously hideous and yet incredibly great.
“What’d you get your mom for her birthday?” #blackskygamers

(She asked me for this specific one btw. Cuz I got my Dad a 7800+ earlier this year)
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.

He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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May tonight be a beautiful reminder that Regular People Hate This Shit #rphts
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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the coming democratic backlash will see austin's comedy mothership burned to the ground. tony hinchcliffe will be made to do land acknowledgements before state-mandated punching up
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I think it's a sign Virginians know what jokes are and how they work. apnews.com/article/virg...
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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American space programs screaming into pillows rn.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
For reasons I cannot go into, I saw that The Who have an SEVEN DISC reissue of "Who Are You" out now and holy shit the balls on them to release this 1976 live version of the title track that sounds like it was recorded at the far end of a tunnel.
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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it is *such* a relief to wake up on a November morning having gone to sleep with a big "who will win" question still outstanding, and for the result to have zero impact on my life
November 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM