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THE REPUBLICANS STARTED THIS MID-DECADE REDISTRICTING UNDER THE RATHER CHILDISH DELUSION THAT THEY WOULD GERTYMANDER DEMOCRATS, BUT THAT DEMOCRATS WOULDN'T GERRYMANDER THEM BACK
THEY HAVE SOWED THE WIND
THEY SHALL REAP THE WHIRLWIND
THEY HAVE SOWED THE WIND
THEY SHALL REAP THE WHIRLWIND
February 7, 2026 at 6:46 PM
THE REPUBLICANS STARTED THIS MID-DECADE REDISTRICTING UNDER THE RATHER CHILDISH DELUSION THAT THEY WOULD GERTYMANDER DEMOCRATS, BUT THAT DEMOCRATS WOULDN'T GERRYMANDER THEM BACK
THEY HAVE SOWED THE WIND
THEY SHALL REAP THE WHIRLWIND
THEY HAVE SOWED THE WIND
THEY SHALL REAP THE WHIRLWIND
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I agree that this is shocking and I urge Republican Representatives from Virginia to introduce a national gerrymandering ban in the House immediately; I also urge the senate to censure Ted Cruz for his disgraceful amicus on the subject.
February 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I agree that this is shocking and I urge Republican Representatives from Virginia to introduce a national gerrymandering ban in the House immediately; I also urge the senate to censure Ted Cruz for his disgraceful amicus on the subject.
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it's always a little funny when a massive world-historic tragedy winds up being a huge win for exactly one intended victim
What a disgrace.
ICE may have handed a suspect in the largest jewelry heist in American history a free pass by deporting him before he ever faced trial.
This is the result of Stephen Miller’s chaos. Reckless mismanagement that undermines public safety and makes a mockery of the justice system.
ICE may have handed a suspect in the largest jewelry heist in American history a free pass by deporting him before he ever faced trial.
This is the result of Stephen Miller’s chaos. Reckless mismanagement that undermines public safety and makes a mockery of the justice system.
Prosecutors stunned as ICE lets suspect in $100m jewelry heist leave US
Jeson Nelon Presilla Flores, charged with stalking armored truck in 2022, allowed to self-deport to South America
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 AM
it's always a little funny when a massive world-historic tragedy winds up being a huge win for exactly one intended victim
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you’ve heard of valentine’s day. you've heard of galentine’s day. now get ready for alentine’s day. a day devoted to the pure love of unlikely labour leadership contender al carns
February 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
you’ve heard of valentine’s day. you've heard of galentine’s day. now get ready for alentine’s day. a day devoted to the pure love of unlikely labour leadership contender al carns
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WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG FED
MY CO
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE AN APARTMENT RAID
HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
A KILLER OF CIVILIANS
A BEATER OF YOUR WIFE
HE SAID WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
WILL STANCIL
AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS
IN THEIR HONDA FITS
A YOUNG FED
MY CO
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE AN APARTMENT RAID
HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
A KILLER OF CIVILIANS
A BEATER OF YOUR WIFE
HE SAID WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
WILL STANCIL
AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS
IN THEIR HONDA FITS
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG FED
MY CO
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE AN APARTMENT RAID
HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
A KILLER OF CIVILIANS
A BEATER OF YOUR WIFE
HE SAID WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
WILL STANCIL
AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS
IN THEIR HONDA FITS
A YOUNG FED
MY CO
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE AN APARTMENT RAID
HE SAID SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
A KILLER OF CIVILIANS
A BEATER OF YOUR WIFE
HE SAID WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
WILL STANCIL
AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS
IN THEIR HONDA FITS
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I'm beginning to think Biden didn't release the Epstein files because somebody figured it's just too convenient to be believable, coming from a Democrat.
February 6, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I'm beginning to think Biden didn't release the Epstein files because somebody figured it's just too convenient to be believable, coming from a Democrat.
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My bull case for the Ballroom is we turn it into some museum about our too close brush with authoritarianism. A warning to future generations
Bear case: We drift through another clueless Dem administration and then it becomes the next guy's throne room
Bear case: We drift through another clueless Dem administration and then it becomes the next guy's throne room
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
My bull case for the Ballroom is we turn it into some museum about our too close brush with authoritarianism. A warning to future generations
Bear case: We drift through another clueless Dem administration and then it becomes the next guy's throne room
Bear case: We drift through another clueless Dem administration and then it becomes the next guy's throne room
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krugman is spiking the football and doing an end zone dance
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
krugman is spiking the football and doing an end zone dance
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Also in contrast to how some of the same people treated "college student said something annoying" stories. Just a completely bizarre idea of who has power and what is important.
it's hard to reconcile the international consequences of the Epstein files with how many reactionary centrists seem to want to downplay the files
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Also in contrast to how some of the same people treated "college student said something annoying" stories. Just a completely bizarre idea of who has power and what is important.
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Kamala Harris ran a good, very aggressive campaign, but started at a significant deficit, and ran headlong into a ocean of misogyny, which has continued to dog her even more post-election, now that people feel empowered to say what they REALLY think about her
February 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Kamala Harris ran a good, very aggressive campaign, but started at a significant deficit, and ran headlong into a ocean of misogyny, which has continued to dog her even more post-election, now that people feel empowered to say what they REALLY think about her
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
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i remember doing a zine cover featuring a recent x-ray of the aftermath of a frenchman bunker-busting himself with an unexploded artillery shell. i think spice world was in theaters. this happens every year. it's like the swallows returning to capistrano, except it's krupp returning to a french anus
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
i remember doing a zine cover featuring a recent x-ray of the aftermath of a frenchman bunker-busting himself with an unexploded artillery shell. i think spice world was in theaters. this happens every year. it's like the swallows returning to capistrano, except it's krupp returning to a french anus
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
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this might be the most incredible quote I've ever seen
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
this might be the most incredible quote I've ever seen
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CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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The President trusted a fart and it betrayed him JUST LIKE HE BETRAYED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
RT AND FOLLOW IF YOU AGREE
RT AND FOLLOW IF YOU AGREE
February 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The President trusted a fart and it betrayed him JUST LIKE HE BETRAYED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
RT AND FOLLOW IF YOU AGREE
RT AND FOLLOW IF YOU AGREE
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If suburban racial polarization goes, so many possibilities open.
This honestly makes me more hopeful for Blississippi.
The combination of the two would make heads explode.
This honestly makes me more hopeful for Blississippi.
The combination of the two would make heads explode.
February 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
If suburban racial polarization goes, so many possibilities open.
This honestly makes me more hopeful for Blississippi.
The combination of the two would make heads explode.
This honestly makes me more hopeful for Blississippi.
The combination of the two would make heads explode.
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lol, lmao
Incredible — Elon: “Girls FTW!”
Then Ghislaine & Epstein tell him no more parties 😬
Then Ghislaine & Epstein tell him no more parties 😬
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 AM
lol, lmao
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Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
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Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney General&s partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
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January 31, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Xbox LIVE was willing to do in 2013 what the entire US establishment was not.
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
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The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny