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Festive Negroid Punnery
@masterj.bsky.social
Aspiring filmmaker. Cinema/TV junkie.Bisexual. Mixed(Haitan&Ashkenazi Jew). Puntoligist and sexual innuendoist. Enjoys video games. He/him.
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So I started writing for a new media site and will share my work here. This one was in response to the sex scene discourse that got relentless on the hell app www.mediamagpies.com/hot-and-both...
Hot and Bothered
My thoughts on how sex scene discourse seems to bring the worst out of people
www.mediamagpies.com
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The people who say "why this obsession with Palestine? why don't you post about Sudan?" never post about Sudan themselves.
What they mean is "it's fine you don't care about Sudan. You should be similarly indifferent to Palestine"

(of course, many people do post about both and other crises)
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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This story is nuts.

"ICE agents then surrounded the judge’s car and demanded everyone to exit the vehicle, threatening to smash in the windows if they did not comply."
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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I’m so tired of bad people getting away with doing bad things.
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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"The danger is all around us. We are suckers for this charm. It’s going to be our downfall, it seems. We’d rather be entertained than taken care of. It’s tragic, really.”--Michael Shannon
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Hot take but honestly I think it would be fine to just let James Bond end. Like I get the argument about just not caring about continuity/skipping the "how he survived" bit. But also I would be fine with just letting it end there.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Also, I feel like telling black people they can’t enjoy things, or don’t belong in spaces is also anti-blackness…
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Jimmy Kimmel: "Trump was confused by old footage of the Portland protests from 2020, that were being played on a loop by Fox News, so he sent in the National Guard to stop a protest that ended five years ago. God forbid they ever show him footage of Pearl Harbor — Japan will be in a LOT of trouble."
October 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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turning the mundane horror of queer life into a dunk like it proves something
October 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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"queer person has homophobic family"
October 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I think it's amazing that we somehow fixate on the horrors of overseas prisons and jails here in the United States.
October 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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asking permission from car owners to use their catalytic converters would kill the stealing catalytic converter industry
October 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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BREAKING: Burger King workers are on strike in Oakland due to pregnancy discrimination.

The store cut our coworker’s hours because she is pregnant and asked for accommodations to ensure a safe pregnancy. 🧵

#UnionsForAll
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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this is how I, a resident of LA, found out that the Palisades fire was arson, that they caught the guy, and that he used gen AI to work his way up to doing the crime
the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault
October 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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The official movie account for Cocaine Bear responded to me once. It didn't really affect my life but it was cool.
October 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Utility rates are rising in 41 states due to the increased demand from data centers on the electric grid.

www.businessinsider.com/energy-conse...
AI data centers are driving up electricity bills. Energy-saving hacks might not help lower them.
Data centers are driving up consumers' electricity costs, but experts say energy conservation hacks won't lower bills much. Here's what to do instead.
www.businessinsider.com
October 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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This country respects performative strength. "They were tough on crime! They say what they mean!" People will respect him!" But much like our paper money, that "strength" is not backed by anything real.
October 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
www.independent.co.uk
October 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I am just so fucking proud of her.
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Yes, Olivia Rodrigo was inspired by Taylor to get control of her masters, and that’s great! But Prince helped Hendrix’s estate get back control of his recordings. And pushed everyone from Madonna to Nas to DMX to Mariah Carey to Jay Z on owning their masters *decades* earlier. That opened the door.
October 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM