Martin Blacklock
@martin54.bsky.social
Apparently not nerdy enough. Likes a good museum. And long walks.
Ok with spiders.
Ok with spiders.
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In my perfect world, there would have been a version of Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, with Alan Rickman and an entirely muppet cast otherwise.
December 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
In my perfect world, there would have been a version of Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, with Alan Rickman and an entirely muppet cast otherwise.
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All shirts are reversible if you don't give a shit
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
All shirts are reversible if you don't give a shit
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when i repost someone's subpost i can pretty much guarantee that i do not get it and i just assume it's a hilarious random post with absolutely no context because i'm sharp like that
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
when i repost someone's subpost i can pretty much guarantee that i do not get it and i just assume it's a hilarious random post with absolutely no context because i'm sharp like that
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Jack Spratt could wash no tat,
His wife could press, not clean.
And so it was until this fess,
Their cock ups went unseen.
His wife could press, not clean.
And so it was until this fess,
Their cock ups went unseen.
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Jack Spratt could wash no tat,
His wife could press, not clean.
And so it was until this fess,
Their cock ups went unseen.
His wife could press, not clean.
And so it was until this fess,
Their cock ups went unseen.
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Whichever demon figured out how to make colds so that they make parents absolutely exhausted but make toddlers energetic (if irritable) was truly Nurgle's strongest soldier.
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Whichever demon figured out how to make colds so that they make parents absolutely exhausted but make toddlers energetic (if irritable) was truly Nurgle's strongest soldier.
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
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Stop asking for swords goddammit, I’m not some lady living in a swamp ffs
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Stop asking for swords goddammit, I’m not some lady living in a swamp ffs
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Happy birthday to everyone whose birthday is today and usually gets overlooked! Thinking of you
December 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Happy birthday to everyone whose birthday is today and usually gets overlooked! Thinking of you
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For me, this applies to anyone who hasn't made up their mind before they get to the checkout when even one person (usually me) is waiting behind them.
December 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
For me, this applies to anyone who hasn't made up their mind before they get to the checkout when even one person (usually me) is waiting behind them.
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“The menu is accessible here on the QR code”
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“The menu is accessible here on the QR code”
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A Christmas gift from the Binfluencer Supreme: an intergalactic natter between me and @susiedentwords.bsky.social ! In a crowded field, it's my favourite pod episode yet - and I'm talking all podcasts in the universe. Join us here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w... Merry Christmas! CB x
December 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A Christmas gift from the Binfluencer Supreme: an intergalactic natter between me and @susiedentwords.bsky.social ! In a crowded field, it's my favourite pod episode yet - and I'm talking all podcasts in the universe. Join us here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w... Merry Christmas! CB x
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Parents & anyone else up early on Christmas morning: there’s a bright pass of the International Space Station over the UK, just after 6.15.
Well, I say it’s the ISS. Could be Santa heading home…
Exact timings for where you are at www.heavens-above.com/PassSummary....
Well, I say it’s the ISS. Could be Santa heading home…
Exact timings for where you are at www.heavens-above.com/PassSummary....
ISS - Visible Passes
Satellite predictions and other astronomical data customised for your location.
www.heavens-above.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Parents & anyone else up early on Christmas morning: there’s a bright pass of the International Space Station over the UK, just after 6.15.
Well, I say it’s the ISS. Could be Santa heading home…
Exact timings for where you are at www.heavens-above.com/PassSummary....
Well, I say it’s the ISS. Could be Santa heading home…
Exact timings for where you are at www.heavens-above.com/PassSummary....
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Final cruise home this Christmas Eve, with the crew aboard Helimed 60. Spotted Santa getting ready for this year’s run. Wishing you a Happy Christmas from all of us at Air Ambulance Charity Kent Surrey Sussex.
Time for bed kids HE’S ON HIS WAY 🎅
Time for bed kids HE’S ON HIS WAY 🎅
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Final cruise home this Christmas Eve, with the crew aboard Helimed 60. Spotted Santa getting ready for this year’s run. Wishing you a Happy Christmas from all of us at Air Ambulance Charity Kent Surrey Sussex.
Time for bed kids HE’S ON HIS WAY 🎅
Time for bed kids HE’S ON HIS WAY 🎅
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Farewell Jerry Bostick: Apollo Flight Dynamics Officer, rescuer of stranded astronauts, manning “The Trench” in Mission Control (which he described to me as “the first line of defence in human space flight”). Thank you for everything. Safe flight. #AdAstra
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Farewell Jerry Bostick: Apollo Flight Dynamics Officer, rescuer of stranded astronauts, manning “The Trench” in Mission Control (which he described to me as “the first line of defence in human space flight”). Thank you for everything. Safe flight. #AdAstra
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Drop the Dead Donkey is the best British comedy that noone seems to talk about, and despite being centered around current affairs of the time it's somehow evergreen because the news doesn't change.
December 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Drop the Dead Donkey is the best British comedy that noone seems to talk about, and despite being centered around current affairs of the time it's somehow evergreen because the news doesn't change.
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Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
November 19, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
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I would like to take this opportunity to re-up my theory that the definitive proof of innate sexual preference is demonstrated by the stubborn persistence of female heterosexuality in full defiance of the nearly universally understood fact that het men are, overwhelmingly, dumpster fires.
July 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I would like to take this opportunity to re-up my theory that the definitive proof of innate sexual preference is demonstrated by the stubborn persistence of female heterosexuality in full defiance of the nearly universally understood fact that het men are, overwhelmingly, dumpster fires.
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At 15.03 today comes the Winter Solstice
Elana Katz celebrates this magic time - the start of the transition from darkness to light...
Elana Katz celebrates this magic time - the start of the transition from darkness to light...
The magic time: rest, recovery and renewal
That quiet period between Christmas and New Year, the "magic time," offers a pause from the usual hustle of life and a chance for reflection
eastangliabylines.co.uk
December 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
At 15.03 today comes the Winter Solstice
Elana Katz celebrates this magic time - the start of the transition from darkness to light...
Elana Katz celebrates this magic time - the start of the transition from darkness to light...
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Wally Wood designs a pitch-perfect fake "Nancy" strip, then reimagines it in the styles of four radically different classic newspaper strips
Oh Wally
(MAD #32, 1957)
Oh Wally
(MAD #32, 1957)
July 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Wally Wood designs a pitch-perfect fake "Nancy" strip, then reimagines it in the styles of four radically different classic newspaper strips
Oh Wally
(MAD #32, 1957)
Oh Wally
(MAD #32, 1957)
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This is my most searched video on TikTok, it’s how to use physics to open a chocolate orange without banging it on anything
December 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This is my most searched video on TikTok, it’s how to use physics to open a chocolate orange without banging it on anything
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dude i have no idea what online clout is i just want to come here and be stupid
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
dude i have no idea what online clout is i just want to come here and be stupid
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Gil Gerard? No, my childhood!
Someone check on Lee Majors...
Someone check on Lee Majors...
December 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Gil Gerard? No, my childhood!
Someone check on Lee Majors...
Someone check on Lee Majors...