Mark Wentz
@markwentz.bsky.social
Minnesotan, bald, America’s favorite liberal
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which mar-a-lago bathroom were they in
December 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
which mar-a-lago bathroom were they in
If this were what determines who is sent to cecot, Miller would be sent there faster than the speed of light.
I'd be delighted to have a hairstylist or a youth soccer coach visit for a night
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If this were what determines who is sent to cecot, Miller would be sent there faster than the speed of light.
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What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
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They’re calling it the Festivus Speech™️ because it was just 15 minutes worth of airing of grievances
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
They’re calling it the Festivus Speech™️ because it was just 15 minutes worth of airing of grievances
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13 years ago today.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
13 years ago today.
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HOPE WALZ: “What world are we f*cking living in? I draw the line at Gus. You people are f*cking disgraceful.”
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
HOPE WALZ: “What world are we f*cking living in? I draw the line at Gus. You people are f*cking disgraceful.”
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.
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“We knew very well what we were electing” isn’t a defense of Trump’s actions. It’s an admission of your complicity.
CURTIS: All of us need to wake up every morning & say, 'what am I doing to make immigrants feel welcome' regardless of an individual says
BASH: But he's not just an individual. He's the president calling an entire community garbage
C: We knew very well what we were electing. We wanted a disrupter
BASH: But he's not just an individual. He's the president calling an entire community garbage
C: We knew very well what we were electing. We wanted a disrupter
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“We knew very well what we were electing” isn’t a defense of Trump’s actions. It’s an admission of your complicity.
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“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“That sounds illegal”
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It's that time of year again
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's that time of year again
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Izzy Stradlin and the Juju Hounds
Neil Finn
Crowded House
Lyle Lovett (multiple collaborations)
U2
Izzy Stradlin and the Juju Hounds
Neil Finn
Crowded House
Lyle Lovett (multiple collaborations)
U2
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Izzy Stradlin and the Juju Hounds
Neil Finn
Crowded House
Lyle Lovett (multiple collaborations)
U2
Izzy Stradlin and the Juju Hounds
Neil Finn
Crowded House
Lyle Lovett (multiple collaborations)
U2
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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If you were telling the story of the last ten years, how many times would you have to say, "Now here's where it gets weird?"
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If you were telling the story of the last ten years, how many times would you have to say, "Now here's where it gets weird?"
Is it my imagination or are the “there are only two sexes” people the first people to rank how manly someone is?
Loving women is gay. Being attracted to women is gay. Enjoying consentual sex with women is gay.
Is anything straight anymore?
Is anything straight anymore?
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Is it my imagination or are the “there are only two sexes” people the first people to rank how manly someone is?
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The makeup line is insane but we should talk about how the cartilage in his ear magically grew back
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The makeup line is insane but we should talk about how the cartilage in his ear magically grew back
Welp, I guess it’s time for Jake Tapper to write a book telling us Joe Biden is old.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Welp, I guess it’s time for Jake Tapper to write a book telling us Joe Biden is old.
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I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.
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Happy Candy Corn is on Sale Eve to all who celebrate.
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Happy Candy Corn is on Sale Eve to all who celebrate.
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If three ghosts visted Trump, he'd just call them fat ugly low-IQ individuals and tweet us into WWIII.
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If three ghosts visted Trump, he'd just call them fat ugly low-IQ individuals and tweet us into WWIII.
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Dear Journalists,
You seriously don’t have to always be like, “2 + 2, said by some experts in math to equal four.” You can just say the thing. It doesn’t make you biased. Really. It’s okay.
XOXO,
Simeon
You seriously don’t have to always be like, “2 + 2, said by some experts in math to equal four.” You can just say the thing. It doesn’t make you biased. Really. It’s okay.
XOXO,
Simeon
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dear Journalists,
You seriously don’t have to always be like, “2 + 2, said by some experts in math to equal four.” You can just say the thing. It doesn’t make you biased. Really. It’s okay.
XOXO,
Simeon
You seriously don’t have to always be like, “2 + 2, said by some experts in math to equal four.” You can just say the thing. It doesn’t make you biased. Really. It’s okay.
XOXO,
Simeon
Wait!
Y’all gotta tell us when boycotts end!
I was still boycotting Spotify because they paid Joe Rogan but not musicians
Y’all gotta tell us when boycotts end!
I was still boycotting Spotify because they paid Joe Rogan but not musicians
Spotify’s founder, Daniel Ek, is another techno-fascist billionaire.
He’s invested in AI that specializes in war, surveillance and violence, so it’s no surprise he’s fine with running ICE ads on Spotify.
If you haven’t already, cancel your Spotify subscriptions. Let’s make them feel like Disney+.
He’s invested in AI that specializes in war, surveillance and violence, so it’s no surprise he’s fine with running ICE ads on Spotify.
If you haven’t already, cancel your Spotify subscriptions. Let’s make them feel like Disney+.
Spotify boycott: Artists leave 'garbage hole' platform after CEO invests in AI weapons
Daniel Ek's investments in AI dronemaker Helsing have unnerved artists. One called Spotify a "violent armageddon portal."
www.latimes.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Wait!
Y’all gotta tell us when boycotts end!
I was still boycotting Spotify because they paid Joe Rogan but not musicians
Y’all gotta tell us when boycotts end!
I was still boycotting Spotify because they paid Joe Rogan but not musicians
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"Person impeached for insurrection sends billions to Argentina during US gov't shutdown" and "Felon convicted of fraud pardons felon convicted of fraud" and "Long-time Epstein associate posts video depicting himself as a king dumping diarrhea on Americans from a fighter jet" are factual statements
October 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Person impeached for insurrection sends billions to Argentina during US gov't shutdown" and "Felon convicted of fraud pardons felon convicted of fraud" and "Long-time Epstein associate posts video depicting himself as a king dumping diarrhea on Americans from a fighter jet" are factual statements
If SCOTUS had done its job, the madness would have ended long before the shutdown happened.
Supreme Court 'expects to run out of funding' in hours due to shutdown: report
www.alternet.org/supreme-cour...
www.alternet.org/supreme-cour...
Supreme Court 'expects to run out of funding' in hours due to shutdown: report
Both the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS) and the federal judiciary itself is about to run completely out of money to do anything beyond basic operations, according to a new report.The Hill...
www.alternet.org
October 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If SCOTUS had done its job, the madness would have ended long before the shutdown happened.
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You should make more money TEACHING children than you do ZIP TYING them.
October 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You should make more money TEACHING children than you do ZIP TYING them.