Cassie 🦃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius
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I know that I make jokes about being a poor pathetic bitch, but those aren't jokes, guys. I need your help. I'll list my reasons below, and here are my links for now:
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It's entirely possible to love someone too much.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's entirely possible to love someone too much.
I'm surrounded by people who are very good at making plans, with absolutely no intention of putting said plans into action.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I'm surrounded by people who are very good at making plans, with absolutely no intention of putting said plans into action.
She gets me. 🫶
When you stop occasionally posting about walking into the ocean, I will be more worried.
I see these posts as an outlet. You need to hear that you have a reason to stay. You do. And you have lots of reasons, you just need reminded. 💜
I see these posts as an outlet. You need to hear that you have a reason to stay. You do. And you have lots of reasons, you just need reminded. 💜
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
She gets me. 🫶
I just have to remind myself that it will not be this way for much longer. My nephew is almost eighteen, and next month, after two years of unemployment, my sister begins a program that will land her a job she wants. I'm almost there. Then any problems I have will be mine and mine alone.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I just have to remind myself that it will not be this way for much longer. My nephew is almost eighteen, and next month, after two years of unemployment, my sister begins a program that will land her a job she wants. I'm almost there. Then any problems I have will be mine and mine alone.
Whoever says they love winter weather is either lying their ass off or flat-out fucking nuts.
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Whoever says they love winter weather is either lying their ass off or flat-out fucking nuts.
Waiting for this jackass to unlock the gates. I can't do shit until then.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Waiting for this jackass to unlock the gates. I can't do shit until then.
When I'm where I want to be in life, I'm going to throw myself the biggest fucking party.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
When I'm where I want to be in life, I'm going to throw myself the biggest fucking party.
I feel like I'm having a fucking stroke. This fever dream must stop.
So he’s saying all the tariff money we took in is gone and we won’t be able to pay it back. There was always a possibility he could lose this lawsuit and have to refund the tariff money. We didn’t prepare for that possibility? He’s running the govt like he ran his casinos.
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I feel like I'm having a fucking stroke. This fever dream must stop.
Before someone sends search and rescue, I'm fine lol I got a jump. Y'all take care.
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Before someone sends search and rescue, I'm fine lol I got a jump. Y'all take care.
Perhaps wearing the world's lightest jacket wasn't the best decision. Fortunately, I'm a campfire girly who carries a sleeping bag in her trunk. GRWM as I bundle myself up like a human worm. 💅
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Perhaps wearing the world's lightest jacket wasn't the best decision. Fortunately, I'm a campfire girly who carries a sleeping bag in her trunk. GRWM as I bundle myself up like a human worm. 💅
My fingers are getting too cold to text. You're welcome. Lol
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My fingers are getting too cold to text. You're welcome. Lol
Eventually one of them will wake up and answer their phone. Any day now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Eventually one of them will wake up and answer their phone. Any day now.
I tell you what, if you're willing to pay for therapy, I'll go. But I can't afford that shit, so until I can, yeah, I'm going to bitch about my woes here lol
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November 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I tell you what, if you're willing to pay for therapy, I'll go. But I can't afford that shit, so until I can, yeah, I'm going to bitch about my woes here lol
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The suicide hotline can't help me lol Y'all are wild
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The suicide hotline can't help me lol Y'all are wild
Oh good. Now Instagram is sending me the suicide hotline number.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Oh good. Now Instagram is sending me the suicide hotline number.
Welp, my battery just went out, and there's not a car in sight. Thankfully, it's twenty-eight degrees and feels like eighteen, according to the forecast.
In moments such as this, all I can do is laugh and be grateful that I don't have any god to blame for my misfortunes.
No one's answering
In moments such as this, all I can do is laugh and be grateful that I don't have any god to blame for my misfortunes.
No one's answering
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Welp, my battery just went out, and there's not a car in sight. Thankfully, it's twenty-eight degrees and feels like eighteen, according to the forecast.
In moments such as this, all I can do is laugh and be grateful that I don't have any god to blame for my misfortunes.
No one's answering
In moments such as this, all I can do is laugh and be grateful that I don't have any god to blame for my misfortunes.
No one's answering
Anyway, I'm heading out. Y'all have a good one.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Anyway, I'm heading out. Y'all have a good one.
Guys, I appreciate your concern, really, but I'm not going to kill myself. For one, I have to think about those people who love and depend on me. I wouldn't do something so selfish. Secondly, I'm stubborn and stupid. I'm just exhausted. It's been a long forty-three years, my friends.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Guys, I appreciate your concern, really, but I'm not going to kill myself. For one, I have to think about those people who love and depend on me. I wouldn't do something so selfish. Secondly, I'm stubborn and stupid. I'm just exhausted. It's been a long forty-three years, my friends.
If I can't kill myself, then perhaps this is the beginning of my villain origin story. Lol A conscience is a good thing to have, and as long as you have one, you'll live, my friends, but you will not live well.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
If I can't kill myself, then perhaps this is the beginning of my villain origin story. Lol A conscience is a good thing to have, and as long as you have one, you'll live, my friends, but you will not live well.
I have a conscience from hell, but I don't know how much longer I can afford to let the ol' gal persuade me to stay the course. After all, righteousness rarely feeds me, nor does it work well in a world so wicked.
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I have a conscience from hell, but I don't know how much longer I can afford to let the ol' gal persuade me to stay the course. After all, righteousness rarely feeds me, nor does it work well in a world so wicked.
Hey, on the bright side, at least I have a way out.
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November 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Hey, on the bright side, at least I have a way out.
Oh well, may as well make a pot of coffee.
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November 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Oh well, may as well make a pot of coffee.
I'm beginning to believe that the only way out is by suicide. Sigh.
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I'm beginning to believe that the only way out is by suicide. Sigh.
I'm the only person I know who works multiple jobs and side hustles and still gets nowhere. That gun in my drawer is looking better every day.
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I'm the only person I know who works multiple jobs and side hustles and still gets nowhere. That gun in my drawer is looking better every day.
I like how a cold front rolled through just long enough to knock all of the leaves from the trees. Thanks for instigating my seasonal depression, Mother Nature and climate change. Yeah, because I wasn't already depressed as shit.
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I like how a cold front rolled through just long enough to knock all of the leaves from the trees. Thanks for instigating my seasonal depression, Mother Nature and climate change. Yeah, because I wasn't already depressed as shit.