Cassie 🥳 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius
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kween; expert opinion giver; supergenius; visionary leader; aspiring model; EXTREME; famous; icon; subtle; delicate; probably not a doctor but identify as one: she/tree/it/shit. Here for all that they and gay shit.
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Same, buddy. Same.
January 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Same, buddy. Same.
Slightly different circumstances, I know, but take it from a person with people skills that range from the most demented to the elite: It's a terrible idea to piss off the pack.
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Slightly different circumstances, I know, but take it from a person with people skills that range from the most demented to the elite: It's a terrible idea to piss off the pack.
Yeah, the world hates us. We're so fucked.
January 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Yeah, the world hates us. We're so fucked.
With special emphasis on wildest lol
Some of the coolest/wildest ER patients I have ever had came from budget-friendly hotels. 😁🤷♀️ Just sayin'.
January 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
With special emphasis on wildest lol
"Then the sneaky little bastard jumped down my throat about something I said months ago," explained Frog.
"Really? Months ago? He could have said it bothered him when you said it," replied Turtle.
"He could have. But it was the only thing he thought to use as an excuse to treat me like shit."
"Really? Months ago? He could have said it bothered him when you said it," replied Turtle.
"He could have. But it was the only thing he thought to use as an excuse to treat me like shit."
January 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
"Then the sneaky little bastard jumped down my throat about something I said months ago," explained Frog.
"Really? Months ago? He could have said it bothered him when you said it," replied Turtle.
"He could have. But it was the only thing he thought to use as an excuse to treat me like shit."
"Really? Months ago? He could have said it bothered him when you said it," replied Turtle.
"He could have. But it was the only thing he thought to use as an excuse to treat me like shit."
"Put the book away and take a good long hard look at yourself and tell me what you see, Toad," said Frog.
"A pathe–"
"A pathetic man. That's right. Now we're getting somewhere, bud."
"A pathe–"
"A pathetic man. That's right. Now we're getting somewhere, bud."
January 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
"Put the book away and take a good long hard look at yourself and tell me what you see, Toad," said Frog.
"A pathe–"
"A pathetic man. That's right. Now we're getting somewhere, bud."
"A pathe–"
"A pathetic man. That's right. Now we're getting somewhere, bud."
Being tied to atrocities and war crimes aside, today was a very good day.
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Being tied to atrocities and war crimes aside, today was a very good day.
I'm just a gorl trying to have a little fun before the inevitable societal collapse.
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I'm just a gorl trying to have a little fun before the inevitable societal collapse.
Don't worry, guys, I'll be right with you after this girls' trip
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Don't worry, guys, I'll be right with you after this girls' trip
I see that a lot of you were banking on me pooping myself.
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January 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I see that a lot of you were banking on me pooping myself.
Not to brag, guys, but my diarrhea is totally gone.
January 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Not to brag, guys, but my diarrhea is totally gone.
Still thinking about this adorable cookie jar
January 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Still thinking about this adorable cookie jar
I kind of screwed myself financially for this trip, but the world is on fire and I'm probably going to end up dead soon, anyway, so fuck it lol
The hotel was just seventy-three dollars though, which is pretty good for today's prices.
The hotel was just seventy-three dollars though, which is pretty good for today's prices.
January 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I kind of screwed myself financially for this trip, but the world is on fire and I'm probably going to end up dead soon, anyway, so fuck it lol
The hotel was just seventy-three dollars though, which is pretty good for today's prices.
The hotel was just seventy-three dollars though, which is pretty good for today's prices.
I really thought she wouldn't be into antique shops, flea markets, bargain bins, bookstores, trails, and the kinds of museums they have around here, but she legitimately loves it!
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I really thought she wouldn't be into antique shops, flea markets, bargain bins, bookstores, trails, and the kinds of museums they have around here, but she legitimately loves it!
I already know the news is awful. Don't fill me in.
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I already know the news is awful. Don't fill me in.
I love her so much! She's every bit the granny, bore and cheapskate I am!
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I love her so much! She's every bit the granny, bore and cheapskate I am!
I'm having a good time
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I'm having a good time
Someone send me twenty bucks for this cool AF cookie jar
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Someone send me twenty bucks for this cool AF cookie jar
[Standing in the hotel parking lot with my friend]
Friend: "Are the—are they DIGGING IN THE TRASH CAN?"
Me: Just think of it as the mint fancier hotels leave on your pillow.
Friend: "Are the—are they DIGGING IN THE TRASH CAN?"
Me: Just think of it as the mint fancier hotels leave on your pillow.
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
[Standing in the hotel parking lot with my friend]
Friend: "Are the—are they DIGGING IN THE TRASH CAN?"
Me: Just think of it as the mint fancier hotels leave on your pillow.
Friend: "Are the—are they DIGGING IN THE TRASH CAN?"
Me: Just think of it as the mint fancier hotels leave on your pillow.
It could be better, I suppose, but it could be worse too
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
It could be better, I suppose, but it could be worse too
My friend and I just checked into a budget-friendly hotel I rented online. The place smells of weed and every person here looks like they crawled out of the mountains.
Friend: "What have you gotten us into, girl? I've seen safer places in alleyways."
Me: I told you I'm poor. I wasn't lying.
Friend: "What have you gotten us into, girl? I've seen safer places in alleyways."
Me: I told you I'm poor. I wasn't lying.
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
My friend and I just checked into a budget-friendly hotel I rented online. The place smells of weed and every person here looks like they crawled out of the mountains.
Friend: "What have you gotten us into, girl? I've seen safer places in alleyways."
Me: I told you I'm poor. I wasn't lying.
Friend: "What have you gotten us into, girl? I've seen safer places in alleyways."
Me: I told you I'm poor. I wasn't lying.
Diarrhea and I are on our way to meet with a fren. Wish me luck.
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Diarrhea and I are on our way to meet with a fren. Wish me luck.
The Venezuelan VP sure didn't put up a fight
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January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The Venezuelan VP sure didn't put up a fight
Y'all stop sliding into these professors' comments with your ridiculously embarrassing stupid comments. It's painful to watch them silently drag their sacks across your faces when they ignore you.
January 3, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Y'all stop sliding into these professors' comments with your ridiculously embarrassing stupid comments. It's painful to watch them silently drag their sacks across your faces when they ignore you.
U.S. citizens:
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January 3, 2026 at 11:17 AM
U.S. citizens: