Cassie 🦃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius
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I know that I make jokes about being a poor pathetic bitch, but those aren't jokes, guys. I need your help. I'll list my reasons below, and here are my links for now:
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"friendly organism"
Fucking dork
Fucking dork
lol… “miss talking with you”.
Hard to guess which evolutionary biologist this is…. not.
Hard to guess which evolutionary biologist this is…. not.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"friendly organism"
Fucking dork
Fucking dork
I just hope that men see me as the father figure they never had.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I just hope that men see me as the father figure they never had.
That's pretty much the last thing you want to hear from your country's VP.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
That's pretty much the last thing you want to hear from your country's VP.
Hey, a little respect. He's not just our president, guys, he's also a pedophile, rapist and throat goat extraordinaire.
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hey, a little respect. He's not just our president, guys, he's also a pedophile, rapist and throat goat extraordinaire.
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Wait, Jeffrey Epstein had an island?
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Wait, Jeffrey Epstein had an island?
This bitch has no bottom.
After calling Schumer a "Palestinian," Leavitt refers to "Gavin Newscum." So she's just ripping off her boss's smears now.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This bitch has no bottom.
I'm saving the most traumatic childhood stuff for another time. I plan to publish the mild stuff on Patreon later.
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm saving the most traumatic childhood stuff for another time. I plan to publish the mild stuff on Patreon later.
My Christmas gifts to people are going to be so lame this year.
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My Christmas gifts to people are going to be so lame this year.
I ran out of fabric. Now what am I going to use for this Christmas quilt?
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November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I ran out of fabric. Now what am I going to use for this Christmas quilt?
"But you said a mean thing," whined Toad.
"Hey, buddy? Can I tell you something?" said Frog.
"Yes?"
"I'm probably going to say a few thousand more 'mean things' before it's all said and done, but one thing I promise you is that every one of those things will be true."
Toad sighed.
"Hey, buddy? Can I tell you something?" said Frog.
"Yes?"
"I'm probably going to say a few thousand more 'mean things' before it's all said and done, but one thing I promise you is that every one of those things will be true."
Toad sighed.
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"But you said a mean thing," whined Toad.
"Hey, buddy? Can I tell you something?" said Frog.
"Yes?"
"I'm probably going to say a few thousand more 'mean things' before it's all said and done, but one thing I promise you is that every one of those things will be true."
Toad sighed.
"Hey, buddy? Can I tell you something?" said Frog.
"Yes?"
"I'm probably going to say a few thousand more 'mean things' before it's all said and done, but one thing I promise you is that every one of those things will be true."
Toad sighed.
Okay but this did make me laugh
You rang?
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Okay but this did make me laugh
I'm from the AOL A/S/L generation, hon. I opted for bran flakes and a banana this morning. Play pat-a-cake with someone in your age group, kiddo, please and thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'm from the AOL A/S/L generation, hon. I opted for bran flakes and a banana this morning. Play pat-a-cake with someone in your age group, kiddo, please and thank you.
What even is a snap chat? I was trolling the Net back when BigDickDaddy69 ruled the chat rooms.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What even is a snap chat? I was trolling the Net back when BigDickDaddy69 ruled the chat rooms.
"Do you wanna snap chat?"
Bitch, I'm forty-three years old. I want to read books and watch I Love Lucy in my cat pajamas.
Bitch, I'm forty-three years old. I want to read books and watch I Love Lucy in my cat pajamas.
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"Do you wanna snap chat?"
Bitch, I'm forty-three years old. I want to read books and watch I Love Lucy in my cat pajamas.
Bitch, I'm forty-three years old. I want to read books and watch I Love Lucy in my cat pajamas.
I just feel like I would do so many more cool things than be a pedophile with all that money.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I just feel like I would do so many more cool things than be a pedophile with all that money.
There seems to be a link between wealth and immorality. I've always been a poor pathetic bitch, but I'm willing to take one for the team to test this theory.
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
There seems to be a link between wealth and immorality. I've always been a poor pathetic bitch, but I'm willing to take one for the team to test this theory.
I forgot about what a great film Jaws is.
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I forgot about what a great film Jaws is.
Shhh . . . not now. I'm making a Christmas quilt.
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Shhh . . . not now. I'm making a Christmas quilt.
Honestly, hon, that sounds like too much work. I'm forty-three. Let's speed things along.
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Honestly, hon, that sounds like too much work. I'm forty-three. Let's speed things along.
It's been a full day and still no Truth Social posts. Someone's getting bombed tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It's been a full day and still no Truth Social posts. Someone's getting bombed tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
So this seems iffy.
This is ... not a great look, Mr. Samuelsen ... www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/n...
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
So this seems iffy.
Sir, this is the twenty-third time a blow job is mentioned in the emails. Are you very sure it wasn't you?
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November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sir, this is the twenty-third time a blow job is mentioned in the emails. Are you very sure it wasn't you?
I could use a million dollars. Hell, I could use five hundred dollars.
So does everyone get $1 million if they believe that federal law enforcement improperly subpoenaed their cell data, or just Republican senators?
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I could use a million dollars. Hell, I could use five hundred dollars.
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM