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I serve those who served
Left Turn Assassin • US Navy Veteran
Scroll & Groans Society • Blazers in 97
Airport Rules in effect, y'all!
It's a free day I can eat whatever I want. 2026 dietary resolutions not in effect
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Okay, so that's how Saturday wants to play it. Well, I'm going to play video games all day, eat bad food, and dissociate. Take *that*, 'murica.
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January 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Please don't try to silver lining our illegal attack on Venezuela. Please, just don't. Maduro is an unelected dictator, sure. But if you think Donald Trump is about restoring democracy for a country full of brown people, you should really just keep that to yourself.
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
why is this the first I’m hearing of Alexander Camelton
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Thinking about going to the new Dave's Hot Chicken and getting the Reaper spice in solidarity with @kweencassie.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Reposted by Bob
Pat Spencer just clenched his fist
I want to believe but kinda think the bench is going to get obliterated
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
We have our monthly national all staff call on Monday, and I was making my way through the PowerPoint slides when I realized I could put a credential after my name on the office contacts slide, finally. I was the only person in my office without an advanced degree, so that was a neat feeling.
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January 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I feel like I could make it my whole personality, tbh.
Part of me is enjoying watching Bari Weiss very publicly fail
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I love this idea. Here's mine:
January 3, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I reposted this without checking, first. Sorry about that. I was in the middle of coding something, glanced at Bluesky, and got taken in by the plausibility of this fake Politico article that the Mrs. Betty Bowers account had posted.
January 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
When Democrats do it, it's all their fault; when Republicans do it, it's all the Democrats' fault.
getting a variety of people who want to blame Democratic leaders for this and with due respect that is a completely insane reaction to the Republican President trying to incite pogroms
January 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Kind of like the Will Stancil of academia.
As near as I can tell, this man was briefly “on the faculty” of a small college devoted to business education but he has big ideas for revamping the entire university system.
This article advocates for the “Faculty Merit Act” that would — get this — require all faculty applicants to submit their *SAT* scores. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Holy shirts that’s hilarious.
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Update: I kicked them to the curb through a loan refinance with one of my long-time banks. I'm fortunate to be in a position where I can do this. I suspect Bank of America is counting on most people being trapped. We need stronger banking regulation and a return of the CFPB to its intended purpose.
Love that Bank of America does everything they can to discourage principal-only loan payments so they can charge the maximum interest possible. It's refreshing when big corporations are as unsophisticated in their fuckery as payday loan predators.
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I work at the federal level in homelessness prevention and mitigation. The number one way to reduce homelessness is to increase affordable housing stock. Just as important is enforcing tenant rights. Mamdani is off to an excellent start with his initial EOs. I'm excited for New York City.
Mayor Zohran Mamdani announces action to make New York City housing more affordable
Newly-inaugurated New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani hit the ground running on Thursday afternoon, signing three executive orders designed to confront the city's housing crisis.
abc7ny.com
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
If the next President of the United States doesn't issue an EO on day 1 that removes Donald Trump's name from every public building and institution and rescinds all of his EOs without exception, what are we even doing?
Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
A fried sent me this screenshot. The kind of failure to launch reprobate incel loser who would apply to be a “Homeland Defender” is not someone who should be within sniffing distance of a federal position of any kind, let alone law enforcement.
January 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Communism: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs."

Democratic Socialism: "The mine to the miner, and the farm to the farmer."

American-Style Capitalism = "Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat."
January 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Oh, no. I was intrepid throughout 2025. I was hoping for "content," or "relaxed." Maybe "not angry all the time and definitely not having intrusive homicidal thoughts at work."
January 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I think it's fun how fascists try so hard to put a box around a thing they don't understand so they can trap and destroy it.
New York Post looks normal
January 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
We got a shoutout from the Secretary of the VA, today. We housed 52,000 Veteran families in FY 2025. This was the best year VA homeless programs has had since FY 2017, but I think we can do better.
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January 1, 2026 at 7:52 AM
This is really weird, because I haven't watched Stranger Things and I'm on a Prince binge on YouTube for entirely separate reasons.
If you’re discovering (or rediscovering!) Purple Rain thanks to the Stranger Things finale, you’ll want to hear the incredible true story of how the song came to be, through 10-second glimpses over the entire epic track: anildash.com/2014/07/25/i...
I Know Times Are Changing - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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January 1, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Leaving 2025 like
Alice In Chains - Rooster (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by AliceInChainsVEVO
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You guys, I have a confession to make: I am not 38 years old. Please don't tell Jerry.
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Happy New Year, y'all. In 2026, I resolve to keep doing what I've been doing. Suck it.
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January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Had no intention of drinking tonight (diet). But Tina knew. The neighbors started lighting off fireworks (motherfuckers), and she brought out a six-pack of Chocolate Lava Cake Stout she'd bought today at Aldi's for just such an eventuality.
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM