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Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
MONTECITO, CA—Revealing to fans that the track was about an issue deeply important to her, singer-songwriter Katy Perry teased a new single Thursday by releasing a short clip of a song titled “Stop Ma...
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May 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
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i don't know really who said this but an underrated reason why men online have been going crazy is that we have very little prior immunity to things that have circulated in women's content for decades
remembering now that this wasn’t even the first time Tate demeaned the whole concept of “eating food” in general, which makes for an ironically very similar ethos to the kind of eating disorder content marketed towards women
March 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
i don't know really who said this but an underrated reason why men online have been going crazy is that we have very little prior immunity to things that have circulated in women's content for decades
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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Happy International Women’s Day
March 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Happy International Women’s Day
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if you replaced these guys' inboxes with a woman sportswriter's, they'd commit suicide by lunchtime
“Frightened for the safety of their families.”
America, 2025.
America, 2025.
March 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
if you replaced these guys' inboxes with a woman sportswriter's, they'd commit suicide by lunchtime
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
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Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead
March 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead
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i don't know if i've ever felt more hopeless than watching an elderly black man get dragged out of the room for calling out fascism while dozens of white people sat silently with their lollipop signs and watched and did nothing
March 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i don't know if i've ever felt more hopeless than watching an elderly black man get dragged out of the room for calling out fascism while dozens of white people sat silently with their lollipop signs and watched and did nothing
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I was going to ask where does love is blind find all of these extremely cowardly republican men but then I realized that’s most men
March 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I was going to ask where does love is blind find all of these extremely cowardly republican men but then I realized that’s most men
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I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
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Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome
March 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome
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DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
WASHINGTON—Saying the new effort would help them make critical inroads with low-income rural voters following a stunning election loss last week, the Democratic National Committee announced the launch...
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February 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
I’m going to disable the government and then take everyone’s anti-depressants and anti-psychotics away, I don’t see what the problem is. Also you can still easily purchase a gun
"assess the prevalence of and threat posed by the prescription of selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, antipsychotics, mood stabilizers, stimulants, and weight-loss drugs"
good time time become an antipsychiatry grifter in the US
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
good time time become an antipsychiatry grifter in the US
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’m going to disable the government and then take everyone’s anti-depressants and anti-psychotics away, I don’t see what the problem is. Also you can still easily purchase a gun
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeover. “I can no longer physically stand upright for a party that excuses a violent insurrection that targeted our Capitol,” the 82-year-old lawmaker said as he […]
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February 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
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THE SUBSTANCE is a bold science fiction film that dares to imagine: what if LA were walkable
February 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
THE SUBSTANCE is a bold science fiction film that dares to imagine: what if LA were walkable
What ya'll buying before the tariffs kick in tomorrow?
January 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What ya'll buying before the tariffs kick in tomorrow?
Karla Sofía Gascón is going to be the new White House press secretary in about 3 weeks
January 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Karla Sofía Gascón is going to be the new White House press secretary in about 3 weeks