Madd
maddcute.bsky.social
Madd
@maddcute.bsky.social
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Buying a home feels crazy and unreal but Ive done it. Its a mobile home but finally i can paint the walls how I want and not think about a deposit
May 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Whats frustrating is that everyone (reasonably) shits on cybertrucks but there are workers so desperate not to spend $100/ week on gas theyre still buying them. Ive seen some cybertrucks towing huge horse trailers and i get it.
March 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Burnt shrimp
#cat #cute #sleepy
March 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I may constantly tell myself to go to bed soon but alas, my cat is curled next to me and i refuse to move
March 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I always feel like the coolest pet owner when I let my cat rip a couple fat catnip rails
March 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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EXPERTS: You should have as many litter boxes as you have cats, plus one.

ME, A PERSON WITH TWO CATS: Sounds fake, but okay.

MY TWO CATS WHO HAVE THREE BOXES: We have chosen to exclusively use just the front third of one box, for Important Cat Reasons that frankly are none of your business.
March 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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They say “just draw what makes you happy” and “who cares about numbers” to artists relying on their online presence for income. But do they also say “only take meetings that make you happy” and “who cares about steady paychecks” to their traditionally employed friends? Hmm?
March 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Anyone else in TikTok? Apparently there’s a huge chunk of people who think reading in public is a vibe or fashion statement.

Others saying you need to be 150 pages in before you can bring your book in public. What the fuck is happening?
March 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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"What'd you have for lunch?"

"Chinese buffet. I ate my feelings."

"So you're not going to want dinner, then?"

"Well, I have a lot of feelings."
March 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Took my cat to the vet and now he’s psspsspissed at me
March 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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me, petting and cuddling the cat: god this cat is so annoying. i wish she would stop bothering me when i'm trying to work. *nuzzling her head* she just won't leave me alone *scritching her ears* why is she like this *smooching her tiny head* why doesn't she understand i am too busy for this
March 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Telling my cat every single day he’s handsome, so he blossoms into a confident and well adjusted little guy
February 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Imagining my cat posting on Nextdoor all day about weird birds he sees out the window.
February 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding
February 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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ⓘ This account will make posts like "do i have to listen to A-pop through J-pop to appreciate K-pop" and continue to evade suspension
February 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I feel like my apartment is primarily a collection of cozy spots for the cat to sleep, that I also happen to live in.
February 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I bought some catnip for my cat that is called “Smarty Kat”, but that’s not the kind of name I want in a catnip, I want something that’s like “this will fuckkkk him uppppp”
February 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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It's not a "booty call" it's a "tush notification"
February 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I'm not sure why people bring politics into a picture of a cat. Are you ok?
February 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
February 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Breaking news: I should get ready to work but I can't stop rubbing my face against my very cute very soft cat
February 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM