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Thufir Hawataburger
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Some kind of varmint. He/him
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passing this list around to anyone suddenly hitting a wall for food money (SNAP ending) or people with tight budgets in general.

People are adding their favourites.

mine take about 1hr to prep 20 meals, freeze well, and mostly break down to 1-2$/meal.

please feel free to contribute↙️
If you have recipes that are easy to mass prep (aka can be done in small steps so people can rest or sitting down) wraps/meals that freeze well, please share them here

I have 4 or 5 and I'll try to have them posted before Friday.
If you're on SNAP and you need help, add your links below so I can boost them.

If you're not on SNAP, please share the replies and donate if you're able.

Link's not around so we do what we can, right?
October 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is the first job where I not only don't mind coming in on my day off, but I've actually volunteered to do so multiple times to help get things done. I guess I like this job.
October 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
“To face down Donald Trump’s power grab and his terror campaign targeting “antifa,” we need everyone, of all walks of life, to proclaim that opposition to fascism is both laudable and urgent.”
Anarchists are known for our courage. We have gotten used to acting boldly in an array of contexts.

What is needed now is the courage to establish public positions around which a fighting movement can cohere.

This both scarier and simpler than many of the things we have done in the past.
October 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I signed up for Facebook 15 years ago and over the years they’ve automatically forced instagram, threads, and now this thing
May 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Watch Out!
August 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Did I tell you about the big Lego sale? People were lined up for blocks
August 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE MORNING!

ADORABLE TINY GROOMING KITTEN IS FOSTERED AND WARM AND LOVED AND CARED FOR AND GOODNESS REMAINS IN THE WORLD!😻😻😻
July 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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tentacle pots still available right now on my website! www.roseschmits.com
International shipping available
May 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Happy Mother's Day blah blah blah LOOKATTHIS!
Ten minute sizzle reel for Kung Fury 2 and I could not be happier in this moment. Just tell me where to send money and hook it up to my veins!
youtu.be/sDD6izSZInw?...
Kung Fury 2 LEAKED Sizzle Reel | 2025
YouTube video by Filmparadiset
youtu.be
May 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Do you keep a list of the picture books you have? I’m interested in finding cool cat illustrations to get tattooed. I started with Space Cat:
April 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Today's mission: locate and purchase a mother fuckin' roto-tiller.
April 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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can't help but remember the time Elon Musk threatened to fire half the FBI alongside them saying, "Yeah if you burn down a Tesla dealership we probably can't catch you".

wonder if there's any connection between those things
“These criminal actions appear to have been conducted by lone offenders, and all known incidents occurred at night, making identification and arrest of the actors difficult,”

FBI bulletin saying what I've been saying: zero relationship between protests and vandals.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/fbi...
'Lone offenders' carrying out Tesla attacks, catching them 'difficult,' FBI, DHS say
FBI, DHS assessment warns that "lone offenders" are likely carrying out attacks on Tesla dealerships, cars and equipment.
abcnews.go.com
March 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Oh my god Hegseth just posted this to the Signal thread where @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social, @questlove.bsky.social, @monicalewinsky.bsky.social, @alyankovic.bsky.social and I discuss Mideast troop movements. The man is out of CONTROL.
March 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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What if tea... could piss? Introducing Kombucha
January 6, 2024 at 12:36 AM
March 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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if you just had to sign up for a free trial of apple TV to watch severance because it was taking too long to hit plex reply "me" to this post and i'll remind you to cancel it in 6 days when the reminder on my phone reminds me
March 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

“'We are armed with the truth. What can harm us if we are armed with the truth?’

‘Well, a crossbow bolt can, e.g., go right through your eye and out the back of your head,’ said Sergeant Colon.”
Discworld QOTD, from Interesting Times

"I know about people who talk about suffering for the common good. It’s never bloody them! When you hear a man shouting “Forward, brave comrades!” you’ll see he’s the one behind the bloody big rock and wearing the only really arrow-proof helmet!"
Discworld QOTD, from Mort

"'Well, ----me,' he said. 'A ----ing wizard. I hate ----ing wizards!'

'You shouldn’t ----them, then,' muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes."
March 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Y'all.

The follower count for @farfetched.bsky.social's Kickstarter to fund a pilot episode is less than 50 people away from 1,000!!

Let's get 'em over the line before the start of the weekend!!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bur...
Coming soon: Far-Fetched: The Animated Pilot That Wouldn't Die
An animated horror comedy about a rock band of misfits filming a music video that’s so lame, monsters try to kill them.
www.kickstarter.com
March 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS FURTHER CANCELED FOR THE EVENING!😻😻😻
Goodnight!

Here is my nephew Lou with his ear inside out like a dork.
March 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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"closing time" by @eve6.bsky.social was a popular song in the 1900s about the nightly shutdown of the internet on school nights. not many people know this
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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A few of the crazy rare pins were getting to see today at The Wormhole Vault as part of TWIPY week!
February 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I know it sounds counterintuitive to say that these people are fucking scary but you shouldn't be afraid of them. But it's the truth!

Another way to put it:

Take these bozos seriously, but fear isn't helpful.
February 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Another quilt from my grandmother. She loved to hand quilt
February 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM