Luke Stratman
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reaching into frosty’s chest to grab the couple cold ones he smuggled into the club for us
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
reaching into frosty’s chest to grab the couple cold ones he smuggled into the club for us
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Antifreeze is just Gatorade for cars.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Antifreeze is just Gatorade for cars.
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If the sandwich is in bits you have to acquits
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If the sandwich is in bits you have to acquits
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Reminds me of one of my favorite posts
November 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reminds me of one of my favorite posts
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George: I SMOKED TWO JOINTS JERRY!
Jerry: Two joints?! In the morning?
George: I smokkkkked em Jerry and then you know what I did?
Jerry: You didn't?
George: Ohhhhohoho that's right then I smoked TWO MORE!
Jerry: Two joints?! In the morning?
George: I smokkkkked em Jerry and then you know what I did?
Jerry: You didn't?
George: Ohhhhohoho that's right then I smoked TWO MORE!
September 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
George: I SMOKED TWO JOINTS JERRY!
Jerry: Two joints?! In the morning?
George: I smokkkkked em Jerry and then you know what I did?
Jerry: You didn't?
George: Ohhhhohoho that's right then I smoked TWO MORE!
Jerry: Two joints?! In the morning?
George: I smokkkkked em Jerry and then you know what I did?
Jerry: You didn't?
George: Ohhhhohoho that's right then I smoked TWO MORE!
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I bust through a set of saloon doors, dusty from riding the trail, but instead of Buffalo Gals the piano player is playing Take On Me
August 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I bust through a set of saloon doors, dusty from riding the trail, but instead of Buffalo Gals the piano player is playing Take On Me
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PICARD: These “Borg” are a curious blend of organic and machine, a culture so sublimated to its own technology that the line between natural life and technological facsimile is porous and thin.
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
August 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
PICARD: These “Borg” are a curious blend of organic and machine, a culture so sublimated to its own technology that the line between natural life and technological facsimile is porous and thin.
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
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"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"
August 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"
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HACK THE PLANET!!! Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate!
August 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
HACK THE PLANET!!! Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate!
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🎵 I am 36 going on 96
Baby, it's time to diiie 🎵
Baby, it's time to diiie 🎵
August 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
🎵 I am 36 going on 96
Baby, it's time to diiie 🎵
Baby, it's time to diiie 🎵
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you think mcgruff ever mauled a kid
August 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
you think mcgruff ever mauled a kid
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B-b-b-bennie and the gesserits
August 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
B-b-b-bennie and the gesserits
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Yeah we can hangout if you promise not to be a
July 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Yeah we can hangout if you promise not to be a
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the epstein footage is missing a minute because jeffrey started singing hey jude in his cell. justice dept doesn’t want to pay for the licensing. somewhat understandable
July 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
the epstein footage is missing a minute because jeffrey started singing hey jude in his cell. justice dept doesn’t want to pay for the licensing. somewhat understandable
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in the last 365 days the florida panthers have won the stanley cup twice and florida state university has won a football game twice
June 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
in the last 365 days the florida panthers have won the stanley cup twice and florida state university has won a football game twice
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i would've done the same thing lmao
June 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i would've done the same thing lmao
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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
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i don’t care what anyone says. every time i see a baby smoking a cigarette im like damn that’s one cool ass baby.
June 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
i don’t care what anyone says. every time i see a baby smoking a cigarette im like damn that’s one cool ass baby.
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do think Mr. peanut is a nascar fan? you think he watches every race ? no,as there is no nascar in hell.
May 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
do think Mr. peanut is a nascar fan? you think he watches every race ? no,as there is no nascar in hell.
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
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New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT
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May 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT
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