Nea “Dracula” Ching
@thegaychingy.bsky.social
aka Chingy. Writer, Critic, Filmmaker, Leatherdyke Muppet, Bloody Lovergirl.
Wore a 70s style shirt collar to thanksgiving in thankfulness to The Band and all the fellas
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Wore a 70s style shirt collar to thanksgiving in thankfulness to The Band and all the fellas
It almost feels greedy but there are some The Last Waltz concert songs i do kinda get annoyed aren’t in the film for how good they are on the record. Like i I wanna see Rick blast thru “This Wheels On Fire” or see Richard and Levon harmonizing on “King Harvest”. It sounds crazy
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It almost feels greedy but there are some The Last Waltz concert songs i do kinda get annoyed aren’t in the film for how good they are on the record. Like i I wanna see Rick blast thru “This Wheels On Fire” or see Richard and Levon harmonizing on “King Harvest”. It sounds crazy
decided on the next entry in my series of mildly-to-completely inappropriate tunes to sing at public karaoke. “Home Is Where The Hatred Is”and brother, i have been practicing
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
decided on the next entry in my series of mildly-to-completely inappropriate tunes to sing at public karaoke. “Home Is Where The Hatred Is”and brother, i have been practicing
The holidays are here and there’s something they keep making me think about: former Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol immediately failing to get away with imposing martial law this time last year, being impeached within two weeks and incarcerated within a month. I CANNOT stop laughing
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
The holidays are here and there’s something they keep making me think about: former Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol immediately failing to get away with imposing martial law this time last year, being impeached within two weeks and incarcerated within a month. I CANNOT stop laughing
save me, Levon Helm. save me, Rick Danko. save me, Robbie Robertson. save me, Garth Hudson. save me, Richard Manuel. save me,
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
save me, Levon Helm. save me, Rick Danko. save me, Robbie Robertson. save me, Garth Hudson. save me, Richard Manuel. save me,
outside / inside
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
outside / inside
Reposted by Nea “Dracula” Ching
RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it
It’s still insane to me how well “Ryuichi Sakamoto theme of a Nagisa Oshima prisoner of war film but covered in R&B style with lyrics about sipping chardonnay and being your señorita” works. It really works.
She says “ching-a-ling” no less than 4 times. And it works goddamnit.
She says “ching-a-ling” no less than 4 times. And it works goddamnit.
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It’s still insane to me how well “Ryuichi Sakamoto theme of a Nagisa Oshima prisoner of war film but covered in R&B style with lyrics about sipping chardonnay and being your señorita” works. It really works.
She says “ching-a-ling” no less than 4 times. And it works goddamnit.
She says “ching-a-ling” no less than 4 times. And it works goddamnit.
Important Q: In which Final Fantasy game would you be most likely to encounter The Grinch as a combattable NPC? The easy answer to me is VI but i think we owe it to ourselves to probe this issue further
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Important Q: In which Final Fantasy game would you be most likely to encounter The Grinch as a combattable NPC? The easy answer to me is VI but i think we owe it to ourselves to probe this issue further
I am still thinking about DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH. Mostly as a piece of filmmaking, but also as a video game.
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I am still thinking about DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH. Mostly as a piece of filmmaking, but also as a video game.
My friend has never seen GOODFELLAS. I am showing her GOODFELLAS
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My friend has never seen GOODFELLAS. I am showing her GOODFELLAS
In honor of Martin Scorsese’s birthday, here’s a piece i wrote years ago about how we came dangerously close to having a TAXI DRIVER video game and why we should praise the gods that didn’t happen
melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
The Ill-Fated ‘Taxi Driver’ Video Game That Never Was
At the height of the ‘Grand Theft Auto’ craze, someone thought it was a great idea to turn the Scorsese classic into a first-person shooter. They couldn’t have been more wrong
melmagazine.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
In honor of Martin Scorsese’s birthday, here’s a piece i wrote years ago about how we came dangerously close to having a TAXI DRIVER video game and why we should praise the gods that didn’t happen
melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...
I also own a couple haori now. which is unfortunately going to become a huge part of my personality
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I also own a couple haori now. which is unfortunately going to become a huge part of my personality
Regret to inform any non-wellwishers that i still look like this even at my absolute lowest
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Regret to inform any non-wellwishers that i still look like this even at my absolute lowest
Takeshi Kitano did not go to meet the Pope because he was told he would not be paid for the appearance
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Takeshi Kitano did not go to meet the Pope because he was told he would not be paid for the appearance
Danny Collins
My crackpot opinion is that, if the title of your movie is just the first and last name of your fictional protagonist, it has to be an unusual or intrinsically interesting name.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Danny Collins
It’s so funny that he is most famous for a film like SWORD OF DOOM because Kihachi Okamoto is SUCH a comedy director at heart
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It’s so funny that he is most famous for a film like SWORD OF DOOM because Kihachi Okamoto is SUCH a comedy director at heart
Actually, Funkenstein was the name of George Clinton’s doctor, not the creature himself
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Actually, Funkenstein was the name of George Clinton’s doctor, not the creature himself
Let’s try this once more
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Let’s try this once more
If i’m keeping it real, I straight up dont know how to make money anymore as i am, man. This world sucksssss
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If i’m keeping it real, I straight up dont know how to make money anymore as i am, man. This world sucksssss
Tatsuya Nakadai was one of the most prolific actors to ever grace cinema. Few other performers are vital to as many greatest films of all time as he was. When one thinks of Japanese post-war cinema, it’s inevitably his visage, his voice, his presence that come to mind
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Tatsuya Nakadai was one of the most prolific actors to ever grace cinema. Few other performers are vital to as many greatest films of all time as he was. When one thinks of Japanese post-war cinema, it’s inevitably his visage, his voice, his presence that come to mind
Its technically a 2024 film but since it only saw US release this year, i am kinda counting HAPPYEND as my film of the year so far along with RESURRECTION
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Its technically a 2024 film but since it only saw US release this year, i am kinda counting HAPPYEND as my film of the year so far along with RESURRECTION