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john freiler
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wait a minute. you're telling me the edgar wright running man adaptation is an annoying mess that squanders the grim satire of the book? the one where michael cera is doin super soaker pranks in the trailer?? i don't believe you
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
rip sally kirkland and her incredible acting style of "what if gena rowlands in a woman under the influence just wanted to party"
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
day two of everybody talking about joyce carol oates like she physically beheaded elon and didn’t just lightly suggest that he should see some movies. i could do another week of this, easy
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
[prerecorded video playing for arm & hammer ceo who just woke up in a saw trap]: hello. i want to play a game. your super scoop cat litter is "guaranteed" to clump for easy cleanup, yet every time i clean a litterbox i'm met with gluey clay. when the timer starts, the room will fill with cat urine
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
trump should just say that they're cancelling all those flights to protect people from boeing's planes. seems like a slam dunk
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
watching last night's snl. always weird when an athlete hosts the show, stumbling awkwardly through the dialogue, unable to sell the jokes. i'm not familiar with this guy - no idea what sport "miles teller" even plays
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
disappointed to see today's peacock marketing email claiming to be the home of the amityville series of films. they don't even have amityville vibrator on there
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
(immigration judge to border patrol commander wearing head-to-toe vintage 1933 hugo boss uniform): i respectfully request that you wear a body cam
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
just saw a commercial where a parent asks a child about the pillsbury doughboy, "is he always this extra?" and i have decided to develop a chemical weapon that will give the world population aphasia
October 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
what an unbelievably stupid idea. i would pay to see, at minimum, twelve of these
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
remember in like 2017 when you'd try to tell your lib parents that an OK hand sign or a glass of milk emoji was nazi symbology now and they'd look at you like u were a raving lunatic. the good old days
October 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
a conversation between bruce springsteen and jeremy allen white
BRUCE: one thing i don't get is why you guys don't price those italian beef sandwiches way higher. if you're that popular, you can really squeeze people.
JEREMY: does anyone want me to take off my shirt
October 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
pretending that robert altman's short cuts had a subplot about james spader waiting at the dmv. seeing how long i can go before someone calls me on it
October 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
couple months ago i saw one of my town’s 2 or 3 cybertrucks out on the road and i gave it a big thumbs down. as the driver passed me he gave me a thumbs up in response. these fucking morons can’t even flip people off right
October 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
peacock......what did you just say to me
October 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
needed a pick-me-up so i’m watching henry: portrait of a serial killer
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
scamming customers by asking for a debit pin # on all transactions so companies evade the processing fees sure seems like a crime. good thing it’s not every retail business in america doing it
October 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
ed gein tv show recommended if, like me, u wondered if they were gonna do an homage to the risky business solo dance scene but with human skin accessories
October 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
when a novel says "now a major motion picture" on the cover, it should have an asterisk if the movie has dave franco in it
October 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
as streaming subscriptions are cancelled en masse for reasons of political interference and price gouging, hbo max prepares for the worst when they send out the "you can no longer watch cnn live" email. somehow, they pick up 10 million new accounts in the first hour
October 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by john freiler
it’s fine the show is just appealing to the core Batman audience (guys who appear on each others classic action figure youtube podcasts)
watching a batman cartoon where batman pinpoints the joker’s abandoned toy factory hideout bc he knows that their specific brand of doll was discontinued years ago. that’s a pretty fucking weird thing to just know, batman
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
my mom sent me an article about a recent mass shooter who went to my hometown's neighboring high school. i guess other moms text their children about their peers who became doctors? we all get the inadequacies we deserve
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
(explaining my search history to my assigned federal agent): i looked up manson for photo reference, so i could draw him. oh, squeaky? no, i just looked her up so i could look at her. uh huh. oh that one? i googled khalid sheikh mohammed bc my friend sent me a tiktok of the costco family on a plane
October 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
sort of funny that the bar is so low for jimmy fallon that he's hosting an utterly contemptible game show for aspiring advertisers, and the reaction has mostly been "oh good, at least he's not headlining the 'slavery & journalist dismemberment comedy festival'"
September 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“the funniest part of OBAA that i haven’t seen anyone mention yet” yeah please, post it and let us know. i would hate for there to still be one aspect of this movie left to surprise me within 72 hours of its release
September 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM