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john freiler
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necro baby
this looks like when you're 10 and reading a michael crichton book and you realize you're gonna have to get through like 60 straight pages of this before he gets back to the fucking dinosaurs

"skin as part of brain?"

This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
don’t confuse the years-long protection of a network of wealthy and govt-connected pedophiles with something big and bad, you guys. may cooler heads prevail here
When the Times does something big and bad, criticism is warranted. But don’t confuse that with outrage farming for engagement.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
there's a new letterboxd guy whose whole deal is utterly despising movies, even more than the last letterboxd guy who hates movies. they should make a separate letterboxd for people who are not approaching movies like matt yglesias posts they can quote tweet
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
there is more evidence linking donald trump to pedophilia than evidence linking ted bundy to serial murder
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when that lion roars at the beginning of the movie, he's asking why you don't hear as much about woody allen anymore
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
wait a minute. you're telling me the edgar wright running man adaptation is an annoying mess that squanders the grim satire of the book? the one where michael cera is doin super soaker pranks in the trailer?? i don't believe you
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
rip sally kirkland and her incredible acting style of "what if gena rowlands in a woman under the influence just wanted to party"
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
day two of everybody talking about joyce carol oates like she physically beheaded elon and didn’t just lightly suggest that he should see some movies. i could do another week of this, easy
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
[prerecorded video playing for arm & hammer ceo who just woke up in a saw trap]: hello. i want to play a game. your super scoop cat litter is "guaranteed" to clump for easy cleanup, yet every time i clean a litterbox i'm met with gluey clay. when the timer starts, the room will fill with cat urine
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
trump should just say that they're cancelling all those flights to protect people from boeing's planes. seems like a slam dunk
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
watching last night's snl. always weird when an athlete hosts the show, stumbling awkwardly through the dialogue, unable to sell the jokes. i'm not familiar with this guy - no idea what sport "miles teller" even plays
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
disappointed to see today's peacock marketing email claiming to be the home of the amityville series of films. they don't even have amityville vibrator on there
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
(immigration judge to border patrol commander wearing head-to-toe vintage 1933 hugo boss uniform): i respectfully request that you wear a body cam
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
just saw a commercial where a parent asks a child about the pillsbury doughboy, "is he always this extra?" and i have decided to develop a chemical weapon that will give the world population aphasia
October 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
what an unbelievably stupid idea. i would pay to see, at minimum, twelve of these
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
remember in like 2017 when you'd try to tell your lib parents that an OK hand sign or a glass of milk emoji was nazi symbology now and they'd look at you like u were a raving lunatic. the good old days
October 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
a conversation between bruce springsteen and jeremy allen white
BRUCE: one thing i don't get is why you guys don't price those italian beef sandwiches way higher. if you're that popular, you can really squeeze people.
JEREMY: does anyone want me to take off my shirt
October 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
pretending that robert altman's short cuts had a subplot about james spader waiting at the dmv. seeing how long i can go before someone calls me on it
October 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
couple months ago i saw one of my town’s 2 or 3 cybertrucks out on the road and i gave it a big thumbs down. as the driver passed me he gave me a thumbs up in response. these fucking morons can’t even flip people off right
October 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
peacock......what did you just say to me
October 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
needed a pick-me-up so i’m watching henry: portrait of a serial killer
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
scamming customers by asking for a debit pin # on all transactions so companies evade the processing fees sure seems like a crime. good thing it’s not every retail business in america doing it
October 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
ed gein tv show recommended if, like me, u wondered if they were gonna do an homage to the risky business solo dance scene but with human skin accessories
October 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
when a novel says "now a major motion picture" on the cover, it should have an asterisk if the movie has dave franco in it
October 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
as streaming subscriptions are cancelled en masse for reasons of political interference and price gouging, hbo max prepares for the worst when they send out the "you can no longer watch cnn live" email. somehow, they pick up 10 million new accounts in the first hour
October 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM