🦞Lobstaman🦞
@lobstaman.bsky.social
Aspiring curler, Beer enthusiast, Red Sox/Bruins/Pats fan, Marist grad, Hockey dad, all around dork. He/Him KKΨ-ΚΥ. Voting member of the Sickos Committee.
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
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my main issue with so many people In The News is why so many of them just wanted to be Famous. the how never really comes into it. writing should be one of those things you do because you have a mental illness only
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
my main issue with so many people In The News is why so many of them just wanted to be Famous. the how never really comes into it. writing should be one of those things you do because you have a mental illness only
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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this is delightful
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
this is delightful
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My cartoon in this week’s New Yorker is so specific that I truly cannot believe it made it into print, lol
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My cartoon in this week’s New Yorker is so specific that I truly cannot believe it made it into print, lol
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Imagine trying to survive a staring contest with a mascot 😭
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Imagine trying to survive a staring contest with a mascot 😭
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Here is a photo I took of the Dupont Circle snowball fight that year. I had the bright idea to climb a tree to try and capture the scale of it, which was neat right up until the moment someone yelled "GET THE GUY IN THE TREE," as you can see from the snowball about to hit me square in the head
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Here is a photo I took of the Dupont Circle snowball fight that year. I had the bright idea to climb a tree to try and capture the scale of it, which was neat right up until the moment someone yelled "GET THE GUY IN THE TREE," as you can see from the snowball about to hit me square in the head
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I want this kid to be my new best friend
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I want this kid to be my new best friend
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Danny Casper, Luc Violette, Ben Richardson, Aidan Oldenburg
They need to qualify the country in, but that’s the USA curling team for the 2026 Olympics
Long live John Shuster
They need to qualify the country in, but that’s the USA curling team for the 2026 Olympics
Long live John Shuster
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Danny Casper, Luc Violette, Ben Richardson, Aidan Oldenburg
They need to qualify the country in, but that’s the USA curling team for the 2026 Olympics
Long live John Shuster
They need to qualify the country in, but that’s the USA curling team for the 2026 Olympics
Long live John Shuster
CHANGING OF THE GUARD
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
CHANGING OF THE GUARD
I… I think Team Casper is gonna do it
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I… I think Team Casper is gonna do it
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From a reddit post discussing ICE moving into Charlotte
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
From a reddit post discussing ICE moving into Charlotte
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i want to put this in front of conservative pundits who defended this raid bsky.app/profile/raws...
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
bit.ly
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i want to put this in front of conservative pundits who defended this raid bsky.app/profile/raws...
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These are the antics UMass Football needs to lean into.
long live @bigskyconf.bsky.social
who doesn't want to drive a trash can on a football field during UC Davis vs. Montana State
who doesn't want to drive a trash can on a football field during UC Davis vs. Montana State
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
These are the antics UMass Football needs to lean into.
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They ran the damn ball
@sickoscommittee.org my beloved Harding Bisons did it again! 0 yards passing, 569 yards rushing.
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
They ran the damn ball
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Hi. Mike here. Listen to me very carefully. After I'm gone, if anyone, anywhere, for any reason, attempts to use some piece of shit AI app/bot/thing to play a video of me weighing in on literally any topic, I would like you all to seize their device and smash it with a hammer.
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hi. Mike here. Listen to me very carefully. After I'm gone, if anyone, anywhere, for any reason, attempts to use some piece of shit AI app/bot/thing to play a video of me weighing in on literally any topic, I would like you all to seize their device and smash it with a hammer.
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topical CBD ointment? oh, you mean Cream of Weed
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
topical CBD ointment? oh, you mean Cream of Weed
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the thrill of living is gone
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the thrill of living is gone
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donald trump has been found unresponsive next to a bottle of flintstones chewables
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
donald trump has been found unresponsive next to a bottle of flintstones chewables