🦞Lobstaman🦞
@lobstaman.bsky.social
Aspiring curler, Beer enthusiast, Red Sox/Bruins/Pats fan, Marist grad, Hockey dad, all around dork. He/Him KKΨ-ΚΥ. Voting member of the Sickos Committee.
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed
(Look, I was rather jet lagged at this point)
(Look, I was rather jet lagged at this point)
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed
(Look, I was rather jet lagged at this point)
(Look, I was rather jet lagged at this point)
Don’t forget, find a local bar with an active TouchTunes jukebox and queue up The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald before 7pm or the Gales of November will haunt you for eternity
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Don’t forget, find a local bar with an active TouchTunes jukebox and queue up The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald before 7pm or the Gales of November will haunt you for eternity
You approach the TABLE OF WONDERS the strange being in the Dino onesie offers you a choice. Three pieces of candy or take your chances with the MYSTERY DOME.
You take the MYSTERY DOME
And are rewarded with a potato (and king size Kit Kat)
You take the MYSTERY DOME
And are rewarded with a potato (and king size Kit Kat)
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You approach the TABLE OF WONDERS the strange being in the Dino onesie offers you a choice. Three pieces of candy or take your chances with the MYSTERY DOME.
You take the MYSTERY DOME
And are rewarded with a potato (and king size Kit Kat)
You take the MYSTERY DOME
And are rewarded with a potato (and king size Kit Kat)
Here’s our dog testing the neighbors irrigation system
October 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Here’s our dog testing the neighbors irrigation system
Show those “friends” this post as see if they’re still buddies with ya
October 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Show those “friends” this post as see if they’re still buddies with ya
You just called them nasty and toxic. That’s not love. That’s abuse.
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You just called them nasty and toxic. That’s not love. That’s abuse.
Tell me you have a 12 year old boy living in your house with telling me there is a 12 year old boy living there.
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Tell me you have a 12 year old boy living in your house with telling me there is a 12 year old boy living there.
Mike McCoy’s headgear of choice
October 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Mike McCoy’s headgear of choice
January 6th happened because he was in charge and didn’t DO SOMETHING!!!
October 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
January 6th happened because he was in charge and didn’t DO SOMETHING!!!
TOP OF THE ATLANTIC BITCHES!!
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
TOP OF THE ATLANTIC BITCHES!!
a TURDIS just dropped in the neighborhood
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
a TURDIS just dropped in the neighborhood
Looks a little like Cocaine Bruin
October 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Looks a little like Cocaine Bruin
Here is Rosie testing the neighbors irrigation system
October 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Here is Rosie testing the neighbors irrigation system
Sorry Josh, you’ll have to affix bayonets elsewhere.
September 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Sorry Josh, you’ll have to affix bayonets elsewhere.
