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Prepare the mount, boy! Old head in various disciplines. (he/him)
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if i had a little dinosaur as a pet dog i shouldnt feed it chocolate i think. i would feed it dinosaur food from the store
December 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Blaming a year for how bad things are is so 2020
December 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.

Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:

For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.

For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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what’s your favorite christmas song about punching a cough drop? i’ll go first: mine’s deck the halls
December 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Let's get drunk and make the shittiest desktop environment for debian
December 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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sorry for swearing so much, it’s just that what the fuck
December 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnnng surname
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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When someone tells you a joke remember to make the correct facial expressions and laugh for a normal amount of time at an unsurprising volume
November 28, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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Just discovered an insane new form of co-intelligence where you briefly share the mind of a great thinker in history and then a portion of their mind travels in yours for the rest of your life. Calling it a "book."
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It's point 4 here that's so important. Labour (to these people) is just a cost center, like coffee in the break room and toner for the printer.
4) All this AI bullshit is a desperate ploy to never pay a human being a wage. They want slaves and robots
5) Disney agreeing to this is a huge move to further normalize AI and manufacture consent for it
6) All corporations and all Republicans literally do everything they can to bring back slavery
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I am so sick and tired of professional athletes telling kids they have to "exercise" and "practice" and "eat right" to become world-class athletes. That sort of gate-keeping has to stop! Today I'm announcing a new non-profit that provides unlimited steroids to any kid who wants to compete.
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
August 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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here are Ranganathan’s 5 Laws of Library Science.

1. Books are for use.
2. Every reader their book.
3. Every book its reader.
4. Save the time of the reader.
5. A library is a growing organism.

they can be read as a directive for technical efficiency. i read them as an ethical commitment. 📚
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Big milestone in Toronto transit history: the first Line 6 delay notification
Line 6 Finch West: Delays westbound at Finch West station while we deal with an operational problem.
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Robbed of the FIFA peace prize
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?
March 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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like obviously be nice to service workers the rest of the year too, but I cannot stress enough how December is The Month Where They Wish For Death
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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The notes of the C major scale? You mean the big naturals?
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.

I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The truth.
Coffee smells better than it tastes. I hate being Tricked By A Smell
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM