Brenda Hebert
litfiction.bsky.social
Brenda Hebert
@litfiction.bsky.social
Sweating it out in a red state. Literally and figuratively. A pox on Abbott, Paxton, Patrick and their minions.
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All I'm saying is the second guy to bungee jump was honest about his weight.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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NEWS: European advocates launch "Wikipedia of ICE agents" to expose enforcement network migrantinsider.substack.com/p/news-ice-l...
NEWS: ICE List Launches Wiki to Expose Enforcement Network
The Europe-based volunteer-built database links raids, agents, vehicles, and legal structures, aiming to break the cycle of official secrecy.
migrantinsider.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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It has taken a while, but it seems based on last night’s post by Trump that Bondi now has the Epstein files sufficiently scrubbed for release.
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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A series of unfortunate annoyances
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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The average life expectancy for a US Male in 2023 was 75.8 years. If he is fortunate enough to get a job and save enough money by his 25th birthday for a down payment and buy a house using one of these proposed 50-year mortgages he will be able to pay it off about 9.6 months before he dies. Woo Hoo!
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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i think the government should release evrey single document, jsut in case
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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when Donald Trump boasted “America first,” he was referring to the country that he puts through the wood chipper
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Me: I would like to read this article.

Also Me: The article I want to read is actually a video. Never mind.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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More National Book Award-winning writers need to spend the later portion of their careers picking one billionaire and just absolutely going to town.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Mr. Bump is the boss y'all.
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37% data. 42% visualizations. 210% jokes.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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If "Let them eat cake" leads to the guillotine, what is proportionately appropriate for "Let them starve?"
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Most thorough boycott list I've seen. Super important to a regime change is bringing down the folks who bribe the gov't to do their bidding. #Boycott
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Touche
Did you ever wonder what you would have done as a citizen in historical times of incredible cruelty: slavery, the holocaust, etc.?

You don't have to wonder anymore! You're doing it!
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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[Dick Cheney's final breath] Tell my family I loved...war crimes
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The corporate propaganda machine colluding with the Trump propaganda machine to lie to the American people about Thanksgiving.
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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"There is nothing this man cannot make cheaper, wonkier and 20% more Hitler-y" - from Grokipedia:
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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It's not about saving money. It's about reviving the word "r*tard" as a symbol of shame, derision and hopelessness. It's about taking away any chance for those with special needs to live full and productive lives. It's about shuttering these kids in sanitariums like they did in the 19th century.
Yes, Trump’s cruelty IS staggering.
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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There should be a “skip to the point” button for conversations.
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Our plan is to lie about a plan until we figure out how to blame all this on the Democrats.
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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in case it ever comes up, an angry lapdog glancing at a chinese mountain is a piqued peke peeking at a peking peak
October 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM