foXYmoron 🏒🏳️⚧️🦝
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capitalism is a pyramid scheme
capitalism is a pyramid scheme
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did u know that in 1995, a company made a Sega Genesis knockoff of excellent NES game Chip-n-Dale's Rescue Rangers, and then gave it a name u might give to a drive-thru restaurant that exclusively serves ground rodents
June 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
did u know that in 1995, a company made a Sega Genesis knockoff of excellent NES game Chip-n-Dale's Rescue Rangers, and then gave it a name u might give to a drive-thru restaurant that exclusively serves ground rodents
I've eaten more Italian subs this calendar year than I have in my entire life before 2024
April 2, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I've eaten more Italian subs this calendar year than I have in my entire life before 2024
Man, say what you want about the devil, but that dude's got some good lettuce
January 25, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Man, say what you want about the devil, but that dude's got some good lettuce
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I never know what to do with my hands when someone’s kissing my girlfriend
October 29, 2023 at 4:05 AM
I never know what to do with my hands when someone’s kissing my girlfriend
New bottom surgery just dropped
October 27, 2023 at 9:00 PM
New bottom surgery just dropped
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As someone who has participated in more than one autopsy I have to announce, sadly, that there is no groove in the heart.
October 27, 2023 at 1:12 PM
As someone who has participated in more than one autopsy I have to announce, sadly, that there is no groove in the heart.
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I've invented BeanoDSM, which is like regular BDSM but you call me "Dad" and I whack you with a slipper
October 27, 2023 at 1:24 PM
I've invented BeanoDSM, which is like regular BDSM but you call me "Dad" and I whack you with a slipper
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I don’t want to “do my best” I want to give a comfortable 60% and have time for my shows
October 27, 2023 at 12:19 PM
I don’t want to “do my best” I want to give a comfortable 60% and have time for my shows
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Hello Bluesky! We're Slug Disco, a small UK-based game studio making our first game Empires of the Undergrowth - an RTS about ants.
We publish a bunch of other nature games too.
Join us for Empires of the Undergrowth, Beetle Uprising, Ecosystem, Adapt & Horticular!
We publish a bunch of other nature games too.
Join us for Empires of the Undergrowth, Beetle Uprising, Ecosystem, Adapt & Horticular!
October 18, 2023 at 11:45 AM
Hello Bluesky! We're Slug Disco, a small UK-based game studio making our first game Empires of the Undergrowth - an RTS about ants.
We publish a bunch of other nature games too.
Join us for Empires of the Undergrowth, Beetle Uprising, Ecosystem, Adapt & Horticular!
We publish a bunch of other nature games too.
Join us for Empires of the Undergrowth, Beetle Uprising, Ecosystem, Adapt & Horticular!
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forget about Makeout Creek bury me here instead
October 24, 2023 at 9:28 PM
forget about Makeout Creek bury me here instead
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The 90s have officially ended
October 24, 2023 at 7:56 PM
The 90s have officially ended
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Me hearing my child yell at his switch knowing full well he’s about to ask ME to beat that hard ass level 😒
October 25, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Me hearing my child yell at his switch knowing full well he’s about to ask ME to beat that hard ass level 😒
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Being a detective is gay coded. Oh you've got a "partner"? You have a bunch of trauma? You're desperate to get the tea on this situation, and you've got a borderline unhealthy relationship with at least one drug?
That's homosexual behaviour.
That's homosexual behaviour.
October 23, 2023 at 6:34 AM
Being a detective is gay coded. Oh you've got a "partner"? You have a bunch of trauma? You're desperate to get the tea on this situation, and you've got a borderline unhealthy relationship with at least one drug?
That's homosexual behaviour.
That's homosexual behaviour.
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Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb.
October 21, 2023 at 4:03 PM
Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb.
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Imagine two birds having sex. Now imagine them squawking in ecstasy. What the fuck is wrong with you
October 22, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Imagine two birds having sex. Now imagine them squawking in ecstasy. What the fuck is wrong with you
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The biggest lie movies ever taught me was that cops are smart and solve crimes.
October 15, 2023 at 3:29 AM
The biggest lie movies ever taught me was that cops are smart and solve crimes.
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I like this take because it correctly identifies that X is not even 4chan, it is 4chan's sadder, dumber little brother 9gag. Musk wishes X could be 4chan and it never will be
I finally figured out what Musk's Twitter reminds me of
www.garbageday.email/p/grinding-f...
www.garbageday.email/p/grinding-f...
October 18, 2023 at 3:46 PM
I like this take because it correctly identifies that X is not even 4chan, it is 4chan's sadder, dumber little brother 9gag. Musk wishes X could be 4chan and it never will be
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bandcamp is a pillar of the independent music scene. the ripple effects of epic's mishandling of the company will be felt by musicians and other artists for years www.gamedeveloper.com/business/epi...
Epic Games cuts almost half of Bandcamp pre-Songtradr sale
Ahead of being sold to Songtradr, Bandcamp's staff has reportedly been reduced to nearly half its current size by parent company Epic Games.
www.gamedeveloper.com
October 16, 2023 at 7:01 PM
bandcamp is a pillar of the independent music scene. the ripple effects of epic's mishandling of the company will be felt by musicians and other artists for years www.gamedeveloper.com/business/epi...
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There are no individual “gophers”—what humans perceive as numerous rodents is actually a single subterranean beast (spanning much of the Earth’s crust) with an endless number of flesh nodules that operate similarly to octopus tentacles, snaking out for nourishment then retreating.
September 13, 2023 at 6:51 PM
There are no individual “gophers”—what humans perceive as numerous rodents is actually a single subterranean beast (spanning much of the Earth’s crust) with an endless number of flesh nodules that operate similarly to octopus tentacles, snaking out for nourishment then retreating.
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you're in her dms. i'm on her bank statement. we are not the same
October 11, 2023 at 11:16 PM
you're in her dms. i'm on her bank statement. we are not the same