MC Nietzsche
@mcnietzsche.bsky.social
He/him, sometimes weird text and also a place where I talk about my hobbies and especially about the Mets
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MC Nietzsche
@mcnietzsche.bsky.social
· Oct 17
I am like 99% certain that if you locked Sliwa, Cuomo, and Mamdani in a room together and gave Curtis Sliwa a gun with 2 bullets he’d shoot Cuomo twice
broke: pee is stored in the balls
woke: politics is stored in the balls
woke: politics is stored in the balls
i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 AM
broke: pee is stored in the balls
woke: politics is stored in the balls
woke: politics is stored in the balls
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Everyone loves the cubus!
March 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Everyone loves the cubus!
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look, i don't know if there will be history graduate students in the year 2073, but if there are, you need to know this: colonel lockjaw was not a satire of greg bovino.
one battle after another was filmed entirely before he was a public figure.
one battle after another was filmed entirely before he was a public figure.
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
look, i don't know if there will be history graduate students in the year 2073, but if there are, you need to know this: colonel lockjaw was not a satire of greg bovino.
one battle after another was filmed entirely before he was a public figure.
one battle after another was filmed entirely before he was a public figure.
Oh my godddddddddd
Well if this is true it’s even worse than we originally thought. I have no way of knowing if this is true and I hope it’s just a shitty rumor. I don’t like trafficking in gossip, but I also don’t like the fan base continuing to rage about the loss when it was possibly entirely justified.
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Oh my godddddddddd
"Different creative direction" does not bode well for SNY 2026 broadcasts ngl
@johndemarsico.bsky.social just announced on Twitter that he he is no longer directing games for SNY. Most devastating loss of the offseason by far!
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
"Different creative direction" does not bode well for SNY 2026 broadcasts ngl
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@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: The New York Mets have acquired All-Star right-hander Freddy Peralta in a trade with the Milwaukee Brewers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is done. Top prospects Jett Williams and Brandon Sproat are headed to Milwaukee. One more big league pitcher will head to the Mets.
BREAKING: The New York Mets have acquired All-Star right-hander Freddy Peralta in a trade with the Milwaukee Brewers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is done. Top prospects Jett Williams and Brandon Sproat are headed to Milwaukee. One more big league pitcher will head to the Mets.
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 AM
@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: The New York Mets have acquired All-Star right-hander Freddy Peralta in a trade with the Milwaukee Brewers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is done. Top prospects Jett Williams and Brandon Sproat are headed to Milwaukee. One more big league pitcher will head to the Mets.
BREAKING: The New York Mets have acquired All-Star right-hander Freddy Peralta in a trade with the Milwaukee Brewers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is done. Top prospects Jett Williams and Brandon Sproat are headed to Milwaukee. One more big league pitcher will head to the Mets.
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Fondly remembering the time in 2009 when my friend texted me from a Bolt Bus “haha this is so weird, a cop pulled over our bus AND is making the driver do a field sobriety test??” and then five minutes later texted me “oh my God he failed”
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Fondly remembering the time in 2009 when my friend texted me from a Bolt Bus “haha this is so weird, a cop pulled over our bus AND is making the driver do a field sobriety test??” and then five minutes later texted me “oh my God he failed”
See Chinatown Express doesn’t have the Best Bus problem because the drivers are way too zooted out in meth to decide to change routes
January 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
See Chinatown Express doesn’t have the Best Bus problem because the drivers are way too zooted out in meth to decide to change routes
people were right Obama was a communist we just didn't have the eyes to see
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 PM
people were right Obama was a communist we just didn't have the eyes to see
Brett Baty you are a Boston Red Sock!
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Brett Baty you are a Boston Red Sock!
I get that it's in vogue to hate the Dodgers right now but really this IS about teams being cheap. Any team could have offered Tucker 36-40 million AAV for a long contract a month ago and he probably would have signed. Everyone instead waited for his market to collapse and it didn't so here we are
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I get that it's in vogue to hate the Dodgers right now but really this IS about teams being cheap. Any team could have offered Tucker 36-40 million AAV for a long contract a month ago and he probably would have signed. Everyone instead waited for his market to collapse and it didn't so here we are
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So my problem this off season with how Stearns has conducted negotiations based on what we know is he seems to believe his counter parties are fucking morons. OF COURSE Tucker wouldn’t only sell you his good years and none of his bad ones without a massive premium #Mets
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
So my problem this off season with how Stearns has conducted negotiations based on what we know is he seems to believe his counter parties are fucking morons. OF COURSE Tucker wouldn’t only sell you his good years and none of his bad ones without a massive premium #Mets
Any bets on whether the leaker got turned in by WashPo?
THIS PAST WEEK FBI, DOJ AND DEFENSE DEPT EXECUTED SEARCH WARRANT AF HOME OF WASHINGTON POST JOURNALIST -BONDI BONDI: JOURNALIST WAS OBTAINING AND REPORTING CLASSIFIED AND ILLEGALLY LEAKED INFORMATION FROM A PENTAGON CONTRACTOR BONDI: LEAKER IS CURRENTLY BEHIND BARS
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Any bets on whether the leaker got turned in by WashPo?
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If I was advising the EU—and I 100% should be—my advice is that you prepare three sets of sanction packages:
1. Deliberate targeting of personal/corporate assets of Trump, Musk, Andressen, Sacks, etc like they’re Russian oligarchs by doing stuff like seizing Gigafactory Berlin. This gets used first.
1. Deliberate targeting of personal/corporate assets of Trump, Musk, Andressen, Sacks, etc like they’re Russian oligarchs by doing stuff like seizing Gigafactory Berlin. This gets used first.
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
If I was advising the EU—and I 100% should be—my advice is that you prepare three sets of sanction packages:
1. Deliberate targeting of personal/corporate assets of Trump, Musk, Andressen, Sacks, etc like they’re Russian oligarchs by doing stuff like seizing Gigafactory Berlin. This gets used first.
1. Deliberate targeting of personal/corporate assets of Trump, Musk, Andressen, Sacks, etc like they’re Russian oligarchs by doing stuff like seizing Gigafactory Berlin. This gets used first.
Okay am I insane or is making the CSAM robot paid only somehow even more illegal than what they were doing before???
Making the sexual harassment robot a paid-only feature is such a hilariously stupid solution to the problem. That's right, now only people who have a little badge in public saying they support X, The Everything App will be the ones creating child pornography!
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Okay am I insane or is making the CSAM robot paid only somehow even more illegal than what they were doing before???
The ending of Mad Men was perfect
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The ending of Mad Men was perfect