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bassist | hockey goalie | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ |
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limitedsedition.bsky.social
New bottom surgery just dropped
Picture of car interior. Reads "SRS airbag". Trans folx unfortunately can only interpret this as "Sex Reassignment Surgery Airbag", which is as exciting as it is terrifying, and as terrifying as it is hilarious.
October 27, 2023 at 9:00 PM
limitedsedition.bsky.social
For just $14.95, YOU could sit in the Cuck Chair!
My partner & I are playing footsie with visibly naked legs on the bed. An empty black leather chair is featured in the corner of the room, facing the bed. Who among you will silently light a cigarette in the dark whilst we fuck?
September 19, 2023 at 4:44 AM
limitedsedition.bsky.social
The new Mortal Kombat looks neat
Sub-Zero & Kano squaring off in WWE 2K22
September 4, 2023 at 3:53 PM
limitedsedition.bsky.social
Welp, I'm a stereotype now
A u-haul truck with a lesbian pride rainbow streaming out of the back
September 1, 2023 at 3:48 PM
limitedsedition.bsky.social
Last weekends Cross Check Cancer women's hockey tournament was so much fun! Wonderful community here!
Me on the ice, getting ready to defend a rush Me & another woman racing to battle for the puck My teammate & an opponent lined up for a face-off, laughing at their own jokes. (We're all winners here) My team lined up for a team photo on the ice. Me flashing the horns in the back.
August 17, 2023 at 5:43 PM
limitedsedition.bsky.social
Truth
Result of an NPC Personality Quiz in which I was deemed "The Living Meme", since I don't take anything seriously.
August 11, 2023 at 4:00 PM
limitedsedition.bsky.social
Lmao, of COURSE I broke my damn finger at hockey last night
Image of swollen & bruised pinky finger. It is very apparently broken. Image of swollen & bruised pinky finger. It is very apparently broken.
August 10, 2023 at 2:20 PM
limitedsedition.bsky.social
Pleasantly Crossfaded At The Tiki Lounge!
Me posing in a wicker chair with a Tiki drink in bisexual lighting Me posing in a wicker chair with a Tiki drink in bisexual lighting, again A selfie of me, smiling in purple light Me posing in a wicker chair in bisexual lighting with coconut shells over my breasts, pretending to tweak the "nipples" & making an orgasm face
July 29, 2023 at 1:37 AM
limitedsedition.bsky.social
Wander killed a colossus in New Hampshire
Picture of a cloudy sky over a New Hampshire highway. A column of light descends upon a spot on the horizon.
July 27, 2023 at 10:04 PM
limitedsedition.bsky.social
I contain multitudes
A screenshot of me having both Liked & Reskeeted the original post, proving once & for all that I am host to varying degrees of dipshittery
July 16, 2023 at 1:27 AM
limitedsedition.bsky.social
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
A tweet that says "they told me to make myself at home, so I moved their silverware to the more logical drawer"
July 9, 2023 at 6:07 PM