volke
@volke.bsky.social
your favorite local cryptid he/him
Dreamy is my permanent party member
fan of wrestling and video games
Dreamy is my permanent party member
fan of wrestling and video games
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volke
@volke.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Miyuki was sitting in my lap, but I had to go bathroom and gently set her back in the chair after I got up. I came back and she was patiently waiting for me
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these are the 7 house democrats who voted to give ICE another $10 billion on thursday btw
January 24, 2026 at 4:10 PM
these are the 7 house democrats who voted to give ICE another $10 billion on thursday btw
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
my favorite thing about winter in the Midwest is going to the store exactly two days before a snow storm hits. for whatever reason everyone waits for the day before and it’s an absolute madhouse in stores meanwhile I’m already stocked up and cozy inside
January 23, 2026 at 3:59 PM
my favorite thing about winter in the Midwest is going to the store exactly two days before a snow storm hits. for whatever reason everyone waits for the day before and it’s an absolute madhouse in stores meanwhile I’m already stocked up and cozy inside
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In AEW, Brody King, the man who has done THREE ABOLISH ICE fundraisers to help those affected by ICE in Los Angeles and Minneapolis, is now challenging for the AEW Men's World Championship against the rich bad guy, MJF, on AEW Dynamite.
And we fuckin LOVE to see it.
And we fuckin LOVE to see it.
January 22, 2026 at 1:08 AM
In AEW, Brody King, the man who has done THREE ABOLISH ICE fundraisers to help those affected by ICE in Los Angeles and Minneapolis, is now challenging for the AEW Men's World Championship against the rich bad guy, MJF, on AEW Dynamite.
And we fuckin LOVE to see it.
And we fuckin LOVE to see it.
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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the premodern deck pic technology remains unparalleled. 😵💫
January 21, 2026 at 8:56 PM
the premodern deck pic technology remains unparalleled. 😵💫
walked by our bed and almost got jump scared by the cutest sight imaginable
January 19, 2026 at 5:20 PM
walked by our bed and almost got jump scared by the cutest sight imaginable
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i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream
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before and after being told he’s so handsome in his little jacket today
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 PM
before and after being told he’s so handsome in his little jacket today
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bluecheck post on twitter: I’ve been drinking my own urine for 32 weeks and I’ve been amazed at how its impacted my stock portfolio S̲h̲o̲w̲ ̲m̲o̲r̲e̲
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
bluecheck post on twitter: I’ve been drinking my own urine for 32 weeks and I’ve been amazed at how its impacted my stock portfolio S̲h̲o̲w̲ ̲m̲o̲r̲e̲
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
sometimes I think about how both Idles and Mannequin Pussy both put out AI generated music videos and just how much it killed my enjoyment of both bands
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
sometimes I think about how both Idles and Mannequin Pussy both put out AI generated music videos and just how much it killed my enjoyment of both bands
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If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS
January 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS
After some contemplation I think these were my favorite matches from this year. There’s a lot of holes here since I haven’t watched any Stardom, CMLL, or NJPW, but these are the hits from what I did watch
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
After some contemplation I think these were my favorite matches from this year. There’s a lot of holes here since I haven’t watched any Stardom, CMLL, or NJPW, but these are the hits from what I did watch
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Kyle Fletcher really does have the coolest ring gear on any given night
December 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Kyle Fletcher really does have the coolest ring gear on any given night
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thinking about how bloated video games have become over the past decade-and-a-half or so and wondering if maybe the upcoming hardware shortage could lead to video game studios re-learning the lost art of optimizing their god damn games before release like they used to
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
thinking about how bloated video games have become over the past decade-and-a-half or so and wondering if maybe the upcoming hardware shortage could lead to video game studios re-learning the lost art of optimizing their god damn games before release like they used to
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whether or not you use AI personally, it is making computer Worse and there’s nothing you can do about it
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
whether or not you use AI personally, it is making computer Worse and there’s nothing you can do about it
the hills may be silent but this Great Pyrenees sure isn’t
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
the hills may be silent but this Great Pyrenees sure isn’t
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Jake Paul got his face busted, Andrew Tate got mollywopped, and a Nazi died falling out of a tree? Things are looking up. Maybe the tides are turning.
December 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Jake Paul got his face busted, Andrew Tate got mollywopped, and a Nazi died falling out of a tree? Things are looking up. Maybe the tides are turning.
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I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
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It’s really embarrassing how much certain Democrats are trying to assist the right in enacting Project 2025’s plans to censor the internet and banish abortion access info, sex ed, LGBTQ people, and much more under the guise of “protecting the kids,” who will of course be further harmed by this
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It’s really embarrassing how much certain Democrats are trying to assist the right in enacting Project 2025’s plans to censor the internet and banish abortion access info, sex ed, LGBTQ people, and much more under the guise of “protecting the kids,” who will of course be further harmed by this
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Henry Cuellar, Don Davis, and Vicente Gonzalez joined Republicans in voting to criminalize trans health care.
The bill passed only 216 to 214.
4 Republicans voted no. If they did too, it would have failed.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
The bill passed only 216 to 214.
4 Republicans voted no. If they did too, it would have failed.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
clerk.house.gov
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Henry Cuellar, Don Davis, and Vicente Gonzalez joined Republicans in voting to criminalize trans health care.
The bill passed only 216 to 214.
4 Republicans voted no. If they did too, it would have failed.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
The bill passed only 216 to 214.
4 Republicans voted no. If they did too, it would have failed.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...