volke
@volke.bsky.social
your favorite local cryptid he/him
Dreamy is my permanent party member
fan of wrestling and video games
Dreamy is my permanent party member
fan of wrestling and video games
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volke
@volke.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Miyuki was sitting in my lap, but I had to go bathroom and gently set her back in the chair after I got up. I came back and she was patiently waiting for me
my predictions for Full Gear tonight along with a blank in case you want to do the same!
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
my predictions for Full Gear tonight along with a blank in case you want to do the same!
Cloudflare is down which means chaptgpt is down which means the most annoying person you know is about to have a personal 9/11 without having access to the website that does all of their thinking for them
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Cloudflare is down which means chaptgpt is down which means the most annoying person you know is about to have a personal 9/11 without having access to the website that does all of their thinking for them
I’m going to spend today, my 32nd birthday, going as absolutely wild as possible*
*play final fantasy 12 for most of the day and have a couple friends over for some premodern MtG games and beers later
*play final fantasy 12 for most of the day and have a couple friends over for some premodern MtG games and beers later
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I’m going to spend today, my 32nd birthday, going as absolutely wild as possible*
*play final fantasy 12 for most of the day and have a couple friends over for some premodern MtG games and beers later
*play final fantasy 12 for most of the day and have a couple friends over for some premodern MtG games and beers later
partial release of the Epstein files AND the announcement of Steam hardware? it’s a big day for chronically online people
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
partial release of the Epstein files AND the announcement of Steam hardware? it’s a big day for chronically online people
unhappy to report that the coffee shop close by still has incredibly mid cold brew. call me stupid the way I try it every few months and expect different results
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
unhappy to report that the coffee shop close by still has incredibly mid cold brew. call me stupid the way I try it every few months and expect different results
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happy November 10th and don’t forget to greet the circulatory system walking through your kitchen
November 10, 2023 at 4:09 PM
happy November 10th and don’t forget to greet the circulatory system walking through your kitchen
ended up going 0-3, but two of the sets were close with a 2-1. still, it was a fun time with lots of friends and it was for charity so for a good cause
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
ended up going 0-3, but two of the sets were close with a 2-1. still, it was a fun time with lots of friends and it was for charity so for a good cause
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
about to go play in a premodern MtG tournament so here’s to hoping I don’t bomb out and at least win a set
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
about to go play in a premodern MtG tournament so here’s to hoping I don’t bomb out and at least win a set
my therapist told me I’m an interesting person to speak with, and I don’t know if that’s a compliment or a reason for concern
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
my therapist told me I’m an interesting person to speak with, and I don’t know if that’s a compliment or a reason for concern
me trying to live my life peacefully and getting hit with the 500th multi factor authentication login prompt of the day
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
me trying to live my life peacefully and getting hit with the 500th multi factor authentication login prompt of the day
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Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
I act ok but deep down I miss Jay White, Ospreay, and Swerve so bad
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I act ok but deep down I miss Jay White, Ospreay, and Swerve so bad
more people need to understand that Bluetooth is the wild magic of the tech world. no one truly knows how it works and results are extremely varied on a day by day basis
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
more people need to understand that Bluetooth is the wild magic of the tech world. no one truly knows how it works and results are extremely varied on a day by day basis
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FUN FACT: Anyone who *doesn't* like lucha libre should be treated with suspicion, if not outright contempt. #AEWCollision
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
FUN FACT: Anyone who *doesn't* like lucha libre should be treated with suspicion, if not outright contempt. #AEWCollision
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Batman using Kenny Omega’s One-Winged Angel finisher on a cop. AEW continues to influence the world.
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Batman using Kenny Omega’s One-Winged Angel finisher on a cop. AEW continues to influence the world.
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and this is why I will never trust or support Newsom no matter what he does to push back on Trump
if he becomes the Dem standard bearer, trans people will have no political party willing to stand up for their rights and that is simply unacceptable
if he becomes the Dem standard bearer, trans people will have no political party willing to stand up for their rights and that is simply unacceptable
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
and this is why I will never trust or support Newsom no matter what he does to push back on Trump
if he becomes the Dem standard bearer, trans people will have no political party willing to stand up for their rights and that is simply unacceptable
if he becomes the Dem standard bearer, trans people will have no political party willing to stand up for their rights and that is simply unacceptable
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"so i asked gpt"
"i was talking to gpt"
"yeah lets see what gpt thinks"
😀🙂😐😶😒😡☠️
"i was talking to gpt"
"yeah lets see what gpt thinks"
😀🙂😐😶😒😡☠️
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"so i asked gpt"
"i was talking to gpt"
"yeah lets see what gpt thinks"
😀🙂😐😶😒😡☠️
"i was talking to gpt"
"yeah lets see what gpt thinks"
😀🙂😐😶😒😡☠️
I really wish people (in particular men) could be normal about Mercedes Moné. the degree of hatred and misogyny lobbed at her for playing a fictional character is a little disturbing
October 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I really wish people (in particular men) could be normal about Mercedes Moné. the degree of hatred and misogyny lobbed at her for playing a fictional character is a little disturbing
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Pretty Things
October 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Pretty Things
we’ll be at WrestleDream here soon and I’m going to use this post as a thread for everything, so if you don’t want to see anything related to it mute this post!
October 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
we’ll be at WrestleDream here soon and I’m going to use this post as a thread for everything, so if you don’t want to see anything related to it mute this post!
some vacation pickups. especially excited to play Vagrant Story
October 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
some vacation pickups. especially excited to play Vagrant Story
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hello, this comes out today. its maybe 30 minutes long and has a lot of behind the scenes type stuff.
big thanks to zane and the crew. i will probably carry this one with me when its all over.. one of the best things ive done.
5pm normal time.
big thanks to zane and the crew. i will probably carry this one with me when its all over.. one of the best things ive done.
5pm normal time.
new hangman propaganda film being disseminated this friday
(its actually very good and i am proud of it)
youtu.be/05Nter-UzF8?...
(its actually very good and i am proud of it)
youtu.be/05Nter-UzF8?...
SNEAK PEEK: "The Good, The Bad and the Hangman" Trailer | AEW Stories
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
hello, this comes out today. its maybe 30 minutes long and has a lot of behind the scenes type stuff.
big thanks to zane and the crew. i will probably carry this one with me when its all over.. one of the best things ive done.
5pm normal time.
big thanks to zane and the crew. i will probably carry this one with me when its all over.. one of the best things ive done.
5pm normal time.
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1) This is good information on how to address the situation of a senior falling. It’s important to know these things.
2) They could not let him fall because he may have rolled onto his back, and as we all know that is essentially a death sentence for turtles.
2) They could not let him fall because he may have rolled onto his back, and as we all know that is essentially a death sentence for turtles.
Just so folks know- they didn’t handle that fall by Mitch McConnell well. When seniors or frail people fall, the best thing to do is actually let them lay where they are. Some people recommend counting to a certain number. While the person lays there-
October 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
1) This is good information on how to address the situation of a senior falling. It’s important to know these things.
2) They could not let him fall because he may have rolled onto his back, and as we all know that is essentially a death sentence for turtles.
2) They could not let him fall because he may have rolled onto his back, and as we all know that is essentially a death sentence for turtles.
Miyuki is once again denying any accusations of tax fraud under the premise that she is “a perfect angel who can do no wrong”
October 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Miyuki is once again denying any accusations of tax fraud under the premise that she is “a perfect angel who can do no wrong”