Lili Yochana
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Lili Yochana
@liliyo.bsky.social
Engineer, JocoNaut, former librarian, former Seattleite. T1, celiac. BC 🇺🇸🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 She/her
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I don't believe in ghosts but, after a couple decades working in IT, I am somewhat animistic about technology.
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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You gotta be:

a) bad
b) bold
c) wiser
d) hard
e) tough
f) stronger
g) cool
h) calm or
i) You gotta stay together?
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Not satisfied with just destroying their own brand goodwill, OS companies are now using AI to try to destroy the good names of the apps users install. (Scrivener taking out adds to explain how it has no AI but Apple adds some anyway.)
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:
Vance Gilbert
Paul and Storm
Jonathan Coulton
Jean Grae
Aimee Mann

(I haven't been to a concert since 2020)
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:

Kavyesh Kaviraj & Omar Abdulkarim
Minnesota Orchestra
White Dune
Granddaddy (hi, Scottie!)
Tune-Yards/Kassa Overall
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:
Grandaddy
Rilo Kiley
Cloakroom
Tired Eyes
Slowdive
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
A show you've watched beginning to end more than once.
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Wish this showed the shirts though
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I saw a wizard* once

*woman wearing a white lace daily dress on a crowded Seattle bus! Who chowed a whole hot dog with everything on it in a paper bowl! That she took out of her fully closed bag!
watching a dude on the metro eat a box of three krispy kreme donuts. what a king.
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Pippa Durham, 31, visits her local cafe every Saturday for a tea and an almond croissant. She first fancied a cappuccino nearly three months ago and is reportedly almost ready to try asking for it.
Autistic woman deep in rehearsals for non-standard food order
An autistic woman is preparing for the performance of a lifetime as "a customer who would like something slightly different from the menu". Pippa Durham, 31, visits her local cafe every Saturday for…
thedailytism.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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face of a guy who knows *exactly* how good he’s gonna look in that dress later
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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If you’re anywhere near these places, join us!
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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there’s a single, explosive “HA!” uttered by Avery Brooks as the supervillain in the “Deep Space Nine” James Bond holodeck episode that is, to me, the pinnacle of acting
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Parachute pants are in. Everyone is watching Interview With The Vampire. Housing prices are up. Claire Danes is in everything for some reason
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Chat is this good
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Lili, 47, lives in a compact condo in the heart of Greater Victoria where helicopters fly too low and Beowulf (Heaney) and Ulysses - two books she was reading while creating a nest out of packing materials - sit on her kitchen counter. She creates hair surprises, like an America song come to life.
h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:

Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs

GO
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM