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No More Context
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May I present to you - none other than - your friend and mine - a No More Jockeys image bot

No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson […]

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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says “I don’t think ox is like a female mammoth or something, is it?” says Key, the zoology-knower.
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The subtitle says “Why don’t you google Marie Curie Wacky Races?"
February 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between four friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is saying “Well you can put your hand up now if you mind it."
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is holding up a bag of applewood wood chips, and singing "Fly killer!"
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is on his phone. The subtitle says "[Quietly] Why is Horne always doing stuff?"
February 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Still from Father Ted. Mrs Doyle is talking to a priest, pointing her finger at him. She says "Father Todd Unctious?"
February 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key asks, “Is there a Mike Todd, someone like that? Mike Todd?” Horne and Watson look perplexed.
February 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is saying "Oh okay - so, this is a fumble game. This is a fumbling game." Key is looking very serious, with a cold stare and thin lips.
February 3, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is saying "Come on. Horne, just get your best Smurf Christ and let's have a chat."
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson has a slight Elvis-like sneer on his lips as he says "Lure."
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between two friends, playing a parlour game, just Key and Horne. Horne is holding up his hands, limply. “What is Yan?” he says.
February 2, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is holding up his phone which shows an image search for Carey Mulligan. We see her in a nurse costume with a headpiece in her hair. Or on her hair. Key says "I did enough bloody school to know what the word 'in' means."
February 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call, but we’re not in gallery view, so we see Horne full screen. He’s holding up a lit gas lighter with the flame in front of his face. “I’m going to see if I can blow it out with my eyes."
February 1, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is holding a silver and black stapler up to his camera. Watson looks pleased. Horne is absent.
February 1, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is holding a white mug that says "We Need Answers" in an orangey square. Watson says "It's We Need Answers! Your friend and mine!"
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is holding a silver dog bowl up to his mouth and is eating out of it, his whole chin in it.
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is close the the camera with his mouth slightly open in a tense grimace. The subtitle says “No. Wider."
January 31, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle: "How many Audis have you got now, Tim?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is wearing a felt Santa hat with the brim pulled right down over his eyes. Key says "Come on, Papa Smurf!"
January 30, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is standing up to show us his top - a brown T-shirt with an image of Flash the comic-book hero, and the word FLASH, surrounded by flames. Watson sings "Flash! Ah-ah!" to the tune of Flash's Theme.
January 30, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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Screenshot from a video of three friends playing a parlour game. All three players are sitting together on a sofa, Horne in the middle. Key is saying "...my dear old elementarian, Monsieur Watsonian..."
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson and Key say together "Pleter Purves!"
January 29, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle: "My duty is to him!"
January 28, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says "What's he called, Tarzan Jungle?" Watson is laughing, and Horne had pulled his woolly hat right over his eyes and has his hand on his face in despair.
January 28, 2026 at 1:27 PM