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May I present to you - none other than - your friend and mine - a No More Jockeys image bot

No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson […]

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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The subtitle says “...a professional wizard, or a professional dragon, or a professional crocodile."
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is holding two soft toys. One is a brown dog with long ears, the other is a pale blue monster, like a yeti or similar. Key says "Your dog has toys."
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The players are surrounded by Christmas decorations. Watson sings "On Christmas Day, you have a few pork chops!"
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is asking "Has anyone ever done any studies or checks to work out what westerners are?"
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne and Key both have Christmas trees behind them. Watson is peering into his screen. He says "Did you have someone come in and sort your tree out?"
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The players are dressed in red Christmas jumpers. Watson says "Merry Christmas, below the line!"
December 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne and Watson are wearing Christmas jumpers, and Key a Christmas jacket. Key's jacket is far too small and tight. He sings "And at Christmas it hurts when you reach for a grape."
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The subtitle says “Nah... I think his thing was mostly having a bird and hoping for the best."
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is holding up a pink stuffed toy unicorn to address the camera. It says "I'm just going to have to do a little bit of conferring with my helper, Mark."
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne says "Looking at his two little friends, and saying... Skeletor."
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is holding up his phone to his camera to show us his timer which is on one minute 30. Subtitle: "Time's up, Baconhead."
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The players are all wearing Christmassy hats. The caption tells us that a toy's tinny speaker is playing "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock."
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is dressed in a cheap Father Christmas costume, complete with white beard. Watson is wearing his big coat which is covered in flour, and there's flour in his hair. Key says "...he has been dusted with i-sing sugar."
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne says "That's a yellow." He's holding something about the size of a football yellow card. Looking closer, we can see it's the bright yellow battery pack for his electronic T-shirt. The T-shirt has rainbow-coloured bars that move when he talks, like a graphical equalizer.
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne and Key both have Christmas trees behind them, and Watson is dressed as a Christmas elf. Key is pointing at the screen with both hands and says "Merry Christmas!" The players' names are displayed in the corner of their screens along with their set scores: Mark Watson 0, Alex Horne 0, Tim Key 3.
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is putting on a paper crown. Key says "Yes, mate." Horne says "Oh, that'll keep you warm."
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is wearing a Thanksgiving turkey hat on his head. He's leaning forward so the turkey's head is right by the camera, a bit motion-blurry. Watson sings "What do you get at Christmas?"
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says "Well, you know'n't it when you seen't it."
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is ranting at the camera, “And I’ve got a complete list here, on my arsehole!” Bot Key and Horne are laughing hard with their hands on their faces.
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson leans close and says "Let's talk about sacks."
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key sings "You get Aled Jones, you get turkey bones."
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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If you like No More Jockeys, you think "these chaps are all right" and in particular if you don't mind a bit of @watsoncomedian.bsky.social then you might like his new podcast, Murder of a Famous Bastard. @murderbastard.bsky.social

First episode out now. Discord is buzzing.

#podcast […]
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December 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne and Key both have Christmas trees behind them, and Watson is dressed as a Christmas elf. Key says "I'll tell you what: let it snow, let it snow, let it snow..." The players' names are displayed in the corner of their screens along with their set scores: Mark Watson 0, Alex Horne 0, Tim Key 3.
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The players are dressed in red Christmas jumpers. Watson holds his arms wide and says "It's Christmas time!
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The players are surrounded by Christmas decorations. Watson is singing "...the Three Wise Men, and the lovely old kings".
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM