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Lili Yochana
@liliyo.bsky.social
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Engineer, JocoNaut, former librarian, former Seattleite. T1, celiac. BC 🇺🇸🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 She/her
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there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
Cast of Crossing Jordan: Jerry O'Connell, Ravi Kapoor, Leslie Bibb, Miguel Ferrer, Jill Hennessy, Kathryn Hahn, and Steve Valentine
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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No mentions of the ESPN body issue?
Joe Thornton and Brent Burns on the cover of ESPN. They're both naked with long crimped fake beards.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Photo of Ramona Flowers and Scott Pilgrim Tweet from @stevlmao If you want to be in my spotify wrapped, you must defeat my 7 evil songs I looped at weirdly specific emotional points in my life this year.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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A black cat with yellow eyes standing on a beige floor A black cat facing away from the camera yowling while standing on a rug in muted colours
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Also this one
Alex Horne sitting in a chair wearing a light blue Golden Girls shirt under a dark blue suit.
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Hilarious thing to do as a small account and also as me but
post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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An album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
I Megaphone by Imogen Heap
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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aloof wife / mayor boyfriend
X-Files promo with Gillian Anderson wearing a large white shirt, tie, black suit pants, and dress shoes while appearing to be holding David Duchovny who is sticking his tongue out while wearing a sleeveless dress with a white top and pink long skirt.
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Repost this with you and your significant other (not really):
Jeremy Brett and Edward Hardwicke as Sherlock Holmes and John Watson in the play "The Secret of Sherlock Holmes" Holmes is sitting on a chair with his eyes closed while Watson holds his wrist and looks at his watch.
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Your Halloween customer is "sexy" + the last thing you googled.

Sexy taskmaster series 20 outtakes
Greg Davies demonstrating fisting Text: "I didn't just put it in like that. I just "
October 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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A film that takes place where you’re from

Best I could do right now
Northern Lights (1978)
October 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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If you see this post a random picture from your device without explaining it
Tumblr post from gayarsonist I love the feeling when someone asks me about one of my hyperfixations and it summons all my thoughts at once like my brain is a discord server that just got hit with an @everyone generalgrievousdatingsim someone: so tell me about this thing you like my brain: Several people are typing...
October 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Mentally I am always here (and still confused)
How to measure things like a Canadian flowchart, which doesn't even account for things like it's different if you're old
September 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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what's your sign
Lost children will be taught the C programming language
September 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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I’m here you fuckaas bitch
Natural Wonders store in a mall
September 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Sorry, it's really hard to take photos of black cats (at least, for me). But here he is right before he headbutted me in the face for an hour.
The face of a black cat looking slightly down
September 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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If you see this quote with a concert picture you took
Thomas Dolby on stage
September 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Part of a scanned ND certification of birth with an equal amount of whitespace following the text: Certif This is to certify that unit of the division of health and human serv birth: Name: Birth place: Date of birth: Sex: Father's name: Mother's maiden name: Filing date: Certificate number: Date issued: Part of a scanned ND certification of birth with an equal amount of whitespace following the text: Certif This is to certify that unit of the division of health and human serv birth: Name: Birth place: Date of birth: Sex: Father's name: Mother's maiden name: Filing date: Certificate number: Date issued:
September 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Happy 21st of September!
Top text: happy 21st of September Image: Earth Wind and Fire Bottom text: however you choose to celebrate Image: Audrey 2 and Audrey from Little Shop of Horros
September 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Absolutely nobody roasts me the way recommendations does
Screenshot of youtube BBC Sounds What John Robins was *really* thinking: on Taskmaster | Elis James & John Robins Overqualified Altar Boy How Relationships Really Work (Larry Dean) 800 Pound Gorilla Comedy Export Dave DnD Quiz! James Acaster & Richard Ayoade Play: Dungeons & Dragons! | Question Team In Focus Demons Imagine Dragons Crowded Street Stops to Listen! | "Demons - Imagine Dragons" | Allie Sherlock Cover Animal Kingdom Behind the Scenes Animal Kingdom: Rewind - The Shootout - Behind the Scenes of TNT
September 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Post a pic of you that's not actually a picture of you
Text: enjoy the new moon summer solstice solar eclipse mercury Pluto Venus and every other goddamn thing in retrograde weekend A person wearing a unicorn head and a gold coloured jumpsuit lying on the banks of a canal with their legs going into the water clutching a bottle with red liquid in it
September 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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from:me holodeck All languages ‪Lili Yochana‬ ‪@liliyo.bsky.social‬ · 8mo @startrekshitposti.ng Geordi from Star Trek TNG Text: I'm at the holodeck. Something's gone wrong Tumblr post from readysteadytrek: that is the plot of like 75% of TNG episodes I swear ALT Tumblr post from krabbydon: I was so prepared for image 2 to be "I'm at the taco bell" Geordi Text: I'm at the combination holodeck + Taco Bell ALT 1 13 ‪Lili Yochana‬ ‪@liliyo.bsky.social‬ · 8/4/2024 Replied to you Geordie Text: I'm at the holodeck. Something's gone wrong Tumble post from readysteadytrek: that is the plot of like 75% of TNG episodes I swear ALT Tumblr post from krabbydon: I was so prepared for image 2 to be "I'm at the taco bell" Geordi Text: I'm at the combination holodeck + Taco Bell ALT Geordi from Star Trek TNG Text: I'm at the holodeck. Something's gone wrong Tumblr post from readysteadytrek: that is the plot of like 75% of TNG episodes I swear Geordi from Star Trek TNG Text: I'm at the holodeck. Something's gone wrong Tumblr post from readysteadytrek: that is the plot of like 75% of TNG episodes I swear from:me holodeck All languages ‪Lili Yochana‬ ‪@liliyo.bsky.social‬ · 8mo @startrekshitposti.ng Geordi from Star Trek TNG Text: I'm at the holodeck. Something's gone wrong Tumblr post from readysteadytrek: that is the plot of like 75% of TNG episodes I swear ALT Tumblr post from krabbydon: I was so prepared for image 2 to be "I'm at the taco bell" Geordi Text: I'm at the combination holodeck + Taco Bell ALT 1 13 ‪Lili Yochana‬ ‪@liliyo.bsky.social‬ · 8/4/2024 Replied to you Geordie Text: I'm at the holodeck. Something's gone wrong Tumble post from readysteadytrek: that is the plot of like 75% of TNG episodes I swear ALT Tumblr post from krabbydon: I was so prepared for image 2 to be "I'm at the taco bell" Geordi Text: I'm at the combination holodeck + Taco Bell ALT Tumblr post from krabbydon: I was so prepared for image 2 to be "I'm at the taco bell" Geordi Text: I'm at the combination holodeck + Taco Bell Tumblr post from krabbydon: I was so prepared for image 2 to be "I'm at the taco bell" Geordi Text: I'm at the combination holodeck + Taco Bell
September 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Oh boy, finally got the package I had to wait for and now I can run errands after 3 pm, what could go wrong
Two lines of cars and trucks stopped on a highway
September 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
Dr. Robert Romano from ER
September 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Me n my mutuals hanging out on my bsky page
Text: when the lights come on in the club Painting "Paranormal Investigator" by Mark Rogers showing various figures like Mothman, Bigfoot, aliens, and a fairy named Robocop
September 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM