Lil Crow
@lilcrow12.bsky.social
Just a silly girl looking for animals to love, books to read, & plants to grow. This is my stress free zone. Sorry, no politics or hate allowed. 🫶🏻
Elbows up 🇨🇦
🐦⬛🐰 🪴📚🍁
Started Aug 27/23
Elbows up 🇨🇦
🐦⬛🐰 🪴📚🍁
Started Aug 27/23
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you’re just a skeleton holding up a bunch of flesh that was designed to be a vessel to carry poop around
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
you’re just a skeleton holding up a bunch of flesh that was designed to be a vessel to carry poop around
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When we’ve finished making love I like to make a pinging sound like the microwave as I feel it adds a little whimsical fun to things, and it also lets my wife know that I fully understand my birthday is over for another year.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When we’ve finished making love I like to make a pinging sound like the microwave as I feel it adds a little whimsical fun to things, and it also lets my wife know that I fully understand my birthday is over for another year.
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Getting called into Boss’s office
Boss: now this is just a verbal warning, but you’ve got to stop saying that.
Me: I don’t know what you me..
Boss: you know, the “speak of the devil” whenever anyone walks up to you? Yeah, that
Me: hey man, I’m just doing my part to keep the office fights going
Boss: now this is just a verbal warning, but you’ve got to stop saying that.
Me: I don’t know what you me..
Boss: you know, the “speak of the devil” whenever anyone walks up to you? Yeah, that
Me: hey man, I’m just doing my part to keep the office fights going
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Getting called into Boss’s office
Boss: now this is just a verbal warning, but you’ve got to stop saying that.
Me: I don’t know what you me..
Boss: you know, the “speak of the devil” whenever anyone walks up to you? Yeah, that
Me: hey man, I’m just doing my part to keep the office fights going
Boss: now this is just a verbal warning, but you’ve got to stop saying that.
Me: I don’t know what you me..
Boss: you know, the “speak of the devil” whenever anyone walks up to you? Yeah, that
Me: hey man, I’m just doing my part to keep the office fights going
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Welcome to your 50’s. You’re sleepy but you have insomnia
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Welcome to your 50’s. You’re sleepy but you have insomnia
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
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sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
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Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
I’ve been working out at home since the club that I was a trainer at closed. I, like most people, have gone from hard core workouts, to hardcore tv watching. I now joined the city gym. I can workout anywhere, doing anything for a reasonable price. I’m starting with yoga/pilates next month. Yippee!
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’ve been working out at home since the club that I was a trainer at closed. I, like most people, have gone from hard core workouts, to hardcore tv watching. I now joined the city gym. I can workout anywhere, doing anything for a reasonable price. I’m starting with yoga/pilates next month. Yippee!
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Yay! I have time for a quick nap in my car before my appointment at the sleep center!
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Yay! I have time for a quick nap in my car before my appointment at the sleep center!
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"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
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if i went bald i would make a wig of pipe cleaners and insist its my real hair
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
if i went bald i would make a wig of pipe cleaners and insist its my real hair
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Remember, your very existence pisses someone off and that's every reason to keep going.
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Remember, your very existence pisses someone off and that's every reason to keep going.
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Unlike you, I get my news from a RELIABLE source
January 21, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a RELIABLE source
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I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.
November 21, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.
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What if I stay under the warm blankets?
Yes, this is best.
Yes, this is best.
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
What if I stay under the warm blankets?
Yes, this is best.
Yes, this is best.
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Cut up a 20mg mango gummy in your cheerios for a more balanced breakfast
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Cut up a 20mg mango gummy in your cheerios for a more balanced breakfast
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I just watched Karate Kid 6 so I’m technically part of the problem.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I just watched Karate Kid 6 so I’m technically part of the problem.
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
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every day i wake up and think ok today i’m going to try super hard not to go insane
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
every day i wake up and think ok today i’m going to try super hard not to go insane
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ONE bad opossum joke and now I’m dead to them
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
ONE bad opossum joke and now I’m dead to them
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I'm not gonna lie. On house arrest sounds pretty awesome
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I'm not gonna lie. On house arrest sounds pretty awesome
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Question marks just interrupt the flow like oh your curiosity is a whirlpool? Well then I shall satisfy it in some opposite direction so my encyclopedias don't capsize
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Question marks just interrupt the flow like oh your curiosity is a whirlpool? Well then I shall satisfy it in some opposite direction so my encyclopedias don't capsize
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“Now, I’ll pass things off to Jasper, who’s put together a PowerPoint for us. Jasper?”
“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“Now, I’ll pass things off to Jasper, who’s put together a PowerPoint for us. Jasper?”
“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
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Who called it lube and not
Oil of A Lay?
Oil of A Lay?
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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