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I remember a day when anonymous shit-posting brought you love.
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@lickyourstein.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Me: I’m going to find my voice here if it kills me.
Voice: “Walk out into traffic”
Voice: “Walk out into traffic”
I love you funny people, and I love sharing the funny things I think about when they come to me naturally, usually out of pain or absurdity.
But I’m searching for something, a lost part of me perhaps. So I’m bound to say a shitty thing here and there too.
But I’m searching for something, a lost part of me perhaps. So I’m bound to say a shitty thing here and there too.
December 6, 2024 at 9:00 AM
I love you funny people, and I love sharing the funny things I think about when they come to me naturally, usually out of pain or absurdity.
But I’m searching for something, a lost part of me perhaps. So I’m bound to say a shitty thing here and there too.
But I’m searching for something, a lost part of me perhaps. So I’m bound to say a shitty thing here and there too.
I guess I don’t really know what I want for sure. I think I need to get more comfortable with that being the case, with it being ok.
I know two things for sure. I’m searching for something, and I wish I felt like a part of something larger than myself, a community.
I know two things for sure. I’m searching for something, and I wish I felt like a part of something larger than myself, a community.
December 6, 2024 at 8:57 AM
I guess I don’t really know what I want for sure. I think I need to get more comfortable with that being the case, with it being ok.
I know two things for sure. I’m searching for something, and I wish I felt like a part of something larger than myself, a community.
I know two things for sure. I’m searching for something, and I wish I felt like a part of something larger than myself, a community.
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Don't fuck with me or I WILL give your kids kazzoos
December 2, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Don't fuck with me or I WILL give your kids kazzoos
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Nobody knocks boots anymore
November 27, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Nobody knocks boots anymore
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sometimes hope is continuing to put one foot in front of the other. keeping those plants alive. shuffling from room to room. cooking a nice meal. screaming the serenity prayer down by the interstate.
November 26, 2024 at 8:21 PM
sometimes hope is continuing to put one foot in front of the other. keeping those plants alive. shuffling from room to room. cooking a nice meal. screaming the serenity prayer down by the interstate.
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people don't understand that if i follow more people i will become so overwhelmed that i will cry and quit the app altogether
November 25, 2024 at 1:43 PM
people don't understand that if i follow more people i will become so overwhelmed that i will cry and quit the app altogether
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When things aren't going well, I always ask myself, what would the parasite that feeds on my aura do?
July 29, 2024 at 5:54 PM
When things aren't going well, I always ask myself, what would the parasite that feeds on my aura do?
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When my enemies choke a little, I hope they know that means I had a little extra time for wishin' that day
November 25, 2024 at 3:29 AM
When my enemies choke a little, I hope they know that means I had a little extra time for wishin' that day
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*points to fridge* ...and this is where I keep my feelings.
November 25, 2024 at 3:36 PM
*points to fridge* ...and this is where I keep my feelings.
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me: remember when I rubbed you out?
genie: don’t say it like that
genie: don’t say it like that
November 26, 2024 at 3:27 AM
me: remember when I rubbed you out?
genie: don’t say it like that
genie: don’t say it like that
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Never let anyone tell you you can’t. Show them you can’t
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Never let anyone tell you you can’t. Show them you can’t
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I’m shy at first but once you get to know me, I will fart.
November 17, 2024 at 8:54 PM
I’m shy at first but once you get to know me, I will fart.
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I appreciate your nuanced approach to reality.
November 26, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I appreciate your nuanced approach to reality.
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just caught my brain tryna sneak out through my earhole again
November 25, 2024 at 5:05 PM
just caught my brain tryna sneak out through my earhole again
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Next time someone unnecessarily checks their phone when we’re out at a restaurant, I’m smashing it with the wooden mallet I carry specifically for this.
November 26, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Next time someone unnecessarily checks their phone when we’re out at a restaurant, I’m smashing it with the wooden mallet I carry specifically for this.
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people that are an energy source need to get filled up too or one day you’re going to go to the well and find it dry
November 24, 2024 at 10:33 PM
people that are an energy source need to get filled up too or one day you’re going to go to the well and find it dry
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You should definitely nut November
November 25, 2024 at 2:06 PM
You should definitely nut November
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Smh = sex might help!! 😏🥹
November 23, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Smh = sex might help!! 😏🥹
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[creates an invite code to my vagina]
November 25, 2024 at 6:38 PM
[creates an invite code to my vagina]
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You’re a dick, but in a good way starter pack
November 26, 2024 at 1:53 AM
You’re a dick, but in a good way starter pack
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You know, just because I keep aaying no cavalry is going to come to save us doesnt mean it wouldn't be nice if one came and did
November 26, 2024 at 3:18 AM
You know, just because I keep aaying no cavalry is going to come to save us doesnt mean it wouldn't be nice if one came and did
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Married people be in the dating pool bein hella greedy. Like get out and dry off and go home to your partner so us single folks can mingle. Just gluttonous
November 25, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Married people be in the dating pool bein hella greedy. Like get out and dry off and go home to your partner so us single folks can mingle. Just gluttonous
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This platform needs more silly shitposting
November 26, 2024 at 2:23 AM
This platform needs more silly shitposting