Kayla Chow Show
@kaylachowshow.bsky.social
💙 Survived my mid-mid-life crisis. //SUPER MARRIED//BOY MOM//CATS//TACOS//SUNSCREEN//BEER//MURDERINO//LACTOSE INTOLERANT 💙
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I’m shy at first but once you get to know me, I will fart.
My coworkers have been discussing the variations of our dress code for the last 45 minutes and THAT my friends is why it’s very important to be back in the office. It’s much more productive than working from home.
April 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My coworkers have been discussing the variations of our dress code for the last 45 minutes and THAT my friends is why it’s very important to be back in the office. It’s much more productive than working from home.
Starting a small business is like eating ass. People slowly admit they’re into it and then one day everyone’s eating ass. Well hopefully 🤞
April 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Starting a small business is like eating ass. People slowly admit they’re into it and then one day everyone’s eating ass. Well hopefully 🤞
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me: i will fuck you up.
also me: *blows a thousand kisses to my cat every hour.
also me: *blows a thousand kisses to my cat every hour.
April 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
me: i will fuck you up.
also me: *blows a thousand kisses to my cat every hour.
also me: *blows a thousand kisses to my cat every hour.
I’ve never used a coaster on purpose.
April 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I’ve never used a coaster on purpose.
Yelling “I guess I’ll go fuck myself” when no one blesses my sneeze.
March 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Yelling “I guess I’ll go fuck myself” when no one blesses my sneeze.
My toddler talks a lot of shit for someone who poops their pants in the middle of the living room every day.
March 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My toddler talks a lot of shit for someone who poops their pants in the middle of the living room every day.
I was late clocking into work from home because I was playing laser tag with my cats.
March 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I was late clocking into work from home because I was playing laser tag with my cats.
It’s so windy today, a toupee just flew up my butt.
March 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It’s so windy today, a toupee just flew up my butt.
My favorite part of my husband doing home improvement projects is that he buys stuff from 3 different home improvement stores, mixes it all together, loses the receipts and then has to return half the stuff.
February 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My favorite part of my husband doing home improvement projects is that he buys stuff from 3 different home improvement stores, mixes it all together, loses the receipts and then has to return half the stuff.
I hope this email finds you palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.
February 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I hope this email finds you palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.
Calling this month Feblueberry from now on.
February 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Calling this month Feblueberry from now on.
What do you call a cup with bronchitis?
A coughy cup.
A coughy cup.
January 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What do you call a cup with bronchitis?
A coughy cup.
A coughy cup.
Packing 47 pairs of underwear for a 3 day vacation.
January 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Packing 47 pairs of underwear for a 3 day vacation.
My passion project Pinky Promise House in Anoka, MN 🎀
January 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My passion project Pinky Promise House in Anoka, MN 🎀
If someone calls you fat, eat them.
January 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If someone calls you fat, eat them.
Just once I’d like to blow my nose and see something cool like, A BRAND NEW CARRRR!
January 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Just once I’d like to blow my nose and see something cool like, A BRAND NEW CARRRR!
Work is boring today. I hope someone shits their pants.
January 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Work is boring today. I hope someone shits their pants.
My husband just slapped my ass and I farted. Just in case you’re looking for a glimpse into our marriage.
January 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My husband just slapped my ass and I farted. Just in case you’re looking for a glimpse into our marriage.
My 3 year old said “good job, I’m proud of you” 🥹
January 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My 3 year old said “good job, I’m proud of you” 🥹
What if the coffee grinder is silent and the beans are screaming?
January 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What if the coffee grinder is silent and the beans are screaming?
Back in my day we went sledding downhill both ways.
December 21, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Back in my day we went sledding downhill both ways.
“I’m hot and cold and sweaty.”
Shit my toddler says that gives me zero direction.
Shit my toddler says that gives me zero direction.
December 20, 2024 at 7:09 PM
“I’m hot and cold and sweaty.”
Shit my toddler says that gives me zero direction.
Shit my toddler says that gives me zero direction.
It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175
December 19, 2024 at 2:47 PM
It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175
I’m at an age where I notice a really nice tupperware.
December 17, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I’m at an age where I notice a really nice tupperware.
I match energies, so if you fart, I fart.
December 16, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I match energies, so if you fart, I fart.