Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
Mother of all poltergeists
Susan Sontag haunts me on Wednesday nights at 10:47
Susan Sontag haunts me on Wednesday nights at 10:47
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Every toddler wearing a Ramones shirt is CIA
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I'm saving faking my death for marriage.
June 22, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I'm saving faking my death for marriage.
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First date idea: You never show up & I go back to bed.
January 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
First date idea: You never show up & I go back to bed.
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I will marry the first person that can stop mercury from going into retrograde
August 9, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I will marry the first person that can stop mercury from going into retrograde
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Showing my goth cat autopsy photos to win his love back.
October 1, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Showing my goth cat autopsy photos to win his love back.
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Sorry I can't hang out tonight, i'm naming all my pet leeches after rare constellations.
May 19, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Sorry I can't hang out tonight, i'm naming all my pet leeches after rare constellations.
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Is your wedding going to be open casket
May 24, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Is your wedding going to be open casket
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Can't decide if i want to join a cult or a landfill.
June 5, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Can't decide if i want to join a cult or a landfill.
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It's a beautiful evening to shapeshift into a crow that gets trapped in Stevie Nick's hair forever.
June 8, 2024 at 3:18 AM
It's a beautiful evening to shapeshift into a crow that gets trapped in Stevie Nick's hair forever.
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Super weird they don't give u a college scholarship for absorbing ur twin in the womb.
August 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Super weird they don't give u a college scholarship for absorbing ur twin in the womb.
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Who needs a partner, when you can snuggle a walking stick covered in sheep's blood.
August 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Who needs a partner, when you can snuggle a walking stick covered in sheep's blood.
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Now that I take yoga, I can cry in all kinds of crazy positions.
August 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Now that I take yoga, I can cry in all kinds of crazy positions.
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Don't worry about floaters, it is just a spectral bride that has been hypnotizing you for years to do her bidding.
September 17, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Don't worry about floaters, it is just a spectral bride that has been hypnotizing you for years to do her bidding.
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I have death bearing hips.
September 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I have death bearing hips.
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Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm making my two Nicolas Cage pillows kiss.
July 22, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm making my two Nicolas Cage pillows kiss.
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Normalize proposing to Edgar Allan Poe during a seance.
August 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Normalize proposing to Edgar Allan Poe during a seance.
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*Tries to put a fake mustache on a ladybug*
December 5, 2024 at 3:30 AM
*Tries to put a fake mustache on a ladybug*
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Super weird that my landlord won't let me pay him with bad vibes & ancient prophecies.
June 6, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Super weird that my landlord won't let me pay him with bad vibes & ancient prophecies.
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There should be more things for me to emerge from. Portals and shadows and weak sections of drywall. That sort of stuff. It would make my sudden appearance more fun for people.
August 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
There should be more things for me to emerge from. Portals and shadows and weak sections of drywall. That sort of stuff. It would make my sudden appearance more fun for people.
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even if he isn't dead, cremate him anyway
August 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
even if he isn't dead, cremate him anyway
I have death bearing hips.
September 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I have death bearing hips.
Now that I take yoga, I can cry in all kinds of crazy positions.
August 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Now that I take yoga, I can cry in all kinds of crazy positions.
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*Aligning my chakras to death metal*
July 17, 2024 at 7:06 PM
*Aligning my chakras to death metal*
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How am i supposed to communicate effectively when there isn't a bed ridden poltergeist emoji
December 7, 2024 at 4:10 AM
How am i supposed to communicate effectively when there isn't a bed ridden poltergeist emoji
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lightning bolts are shooting out of my mood ring is that good
August 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
lightning bolts are shooting out of my mood ring is that good