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hot dog princess
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stop-motion puppet wrangler, professional mascot, third place winner of the west coast giant pumpkin regatta. she/her
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Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
August 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment
July 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
July 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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We’ve had so many national weather forecasts lately where it’s a picture of the entire country like “today’s high: 287 with four inch hail” and then or/wa are like “72”
June 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
absolutely sick to my stomach about this
My god. 6 MILLION acres of public lands in Oregon, including the vast majority of our national forests, will be sold in a fire sale if the MAGA budget passes.
June 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Greta Thunberg and fellow activists do not carry weapons, yet they confront some of the world’s most entrenched powers with one of the most disruptive tools one can possess, moral clarity.
June 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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this country is too dumb to breathe
Donald Trump’s director of national intelligence fed the JFK files into an AI program, asking it to see if there was anything that should remain classified.
https://trib.al/AqWNKuR
Gabbard Admits to Asking AI What to Classify in JFK Files
Gabbard revealed that she fed tens of thousands of documents about the JFK assassination into an AI program for review.
trib.al
June 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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the random item shop/save spot deep into a dungeon before a boss
June 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I would like to introduce the author of this piece to ✨horseback riding✨
Absolutely laughable to call gaming "one of the most expensive hobbies around" because a video game costs ten dollars more. Gamers are children and should be treated with distain.
June 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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You can tell The Secret is fake because if it worked we would all have manifested the same couple of things ten times over by now
June 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president

Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?

Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap
June 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.
June 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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mein fuehrer.... steiner.... steiner's CA guard troops are stuck on the I-5, we are going to lose the home depot
June 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Joe Rogan always looks like he’s being viewed on the back of a spoon.
June 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Don't let your dreams remain dreams
June 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Yesterday was a plenary indulgence for people who worry they ever acted a little insane during a breakup. You are released ✋🙏🌟
June 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
my god you leave the internet for one morning
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights
June 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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too much posting on this website about posting on websites. you should be posting about the extra Cat that only appears to you during your tenth viewing of CATS (2019)
October 20, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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the deportations are not final. the regime and security forces fuck up constantly. escape and survival are not just possible but probable. this nightmare engine can be fought and is being fought.

don't forget.
NEW: 19 year old Ximena Arias-Cristobal who came to America at age 4 has finally been reunited with her family in Dalton, Georgia after ICE detained her for three weeks over a now-dismissed red light traffic ticket and was in the process of trying to deport her (Video: News Channel Nine)
May 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM