hot dog princess
@librarianjess.bsky.social
stop-motion puppet wrangler, professional mascot, third place winner of the west coast giant pumpkin regatta. she/her
on the back he has a bumper sticker that says "keep honking! I'm listening to honking" and I laugh every time I think about it
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
on the back he has a bumper sticker that says "keep honking! I'm listening to honking" and I laugh every time I think about it
THIS IS MY FRIEND'S CAR
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
THIS IS MY FRIEND'S CAR
this is the funniest and most accurate read of Dexter, god love her
September 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
this is the funniest and most accurate read of Dexter, god love her
thrilled to find another hot dog person (with ptsd)
July 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
thrilled to find another hot dog person (with ptsd)
same here, which is shocking
July 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
same here, which is shocking
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We’ve had so many national weather forecasts lately where it’s a picture of the entire country like “today’s high: 287 with four inch hail” and then or/wa are like “72”
June 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We’ve had so many national weather forecasts lately where it’s a picture of the entire country like “today’s high: 287 with four inch hail” and then or/wa are like “72”
bro I was 30 when it came out and I've played it on like 3 separate systems
June 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
bro I was 30 when it came out and I've played it on like 3 separate systems
it was not me but the minute I saw this photo I went HELL YEAH
June 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
it was not me but the minute I saw this photo I went HELL YEAH
and who is it causing the violence, you spineless bloviating coward?? eat shit
June 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
and who is it causing the violence, you spineless bloviating coward?? eat shit