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had a guy tell me he wants automated cars for everyone on the road at all times.
“wouldn’t it be cool if traffic stopped existing because every car could start driving fast at the same time to get you to your destination??”
my brother in christ you are describing a train rn
“wouldn’t it be cool if traffic stopped existing because every car could start driving fast at the same time to get you to your destination??”
my brother in christ you are describing a train rn
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
had a guy tell me he wants automated cars for everyone on the road at all times.
“wouldn’t it be cool if traffic stopped existing because every car could start driving fast at the same time to get you to your destination??”
my brother in christ you are describing a train rn
“wouldn’t it be cool if traffic stopped existing because every car could start driving fast at the same time to get you to your destination??”
my brother in christ you are describing a train rn
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Are we really about to watch millions of children starve so a bunch of craven idiots can protect a pedophile
October 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Are we really about to watch millions of children starve so a bunch of craven idiots can protect a pedophile
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Soon daylight savings time ends. Don't forget to turn your clock back to when America was great, before humans existed
October 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Soon daylight savings time ends. Don't forget to turn your clock back to when America was great, before humans existed
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They should invent kids that remember to take the dishes out of their room.
August 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
They should invent kids that remember to take the dishes out of their room.
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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
May 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise
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the NYT conveniently failing to mention that the Trump administration only wants *white* children to be born
The Trump administration is assessing ways to persuade women in the U.S. to have more children, as a movement grows on the right to reverse declining birthrates and push conservative family values. Some pitched ideas include cash baby bonuses and menstrual cycle classes. nyti.ms/4jh3UAR
April 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the NYT conveniently failing to mention that the Trump administration only wants *white* children to be born
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Getting black lung to own the libs
April 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Getting black lung to own the libs
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Nazi shit. This is literally Nazi shit.
Exclusive: The Trump administration is pushing agencies to turn over information on where people work, study and live.
The data is normally protected from dissemination.
The data is normally protected from dissemination.
DOGE is collecting federal data to remove immigrants from housing, jobs
The administration is pushing agencies to turn over information on where people work, study and live. The data is normally protected from dissemination.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Nazi shit. This is literally Nazi shit.
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This man was trying to attend his American citizenship swearing-in ceremony today when he was detained. Which means he did everything the right way and still this happened to him.
Columbia student detained while attending naturalization ceremony, lawyer says
Another Columbia University student was detained by immigration authorities in “direct retaliation” for his participation in protests against the Israel-Gaza war, his lawyer said Monday.
www.yahoo.com
April 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This man was trying to attend his American citizenship swearing-in ceremony today when he was detained. Which means he did everything the right way and still this happened to him.
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(sweating, head hot, trying to understand why an old man might be marching with a sign that says “hands off social security”) he’s uh, he’s probably uh, a member of like, an anti-communist death squad
April 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
(sweating, head hot, trying to understand why an old man might be marching with a sign that says “hands off social security”) he’s uh, he’s probably uh, a member of like, an anti-communist death squad
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it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
April 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
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American cheese is just regular cheese with 70k in hospital bills
March 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
American cheese is just regular cheese with 70k in hospital bills
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what the green flag means at a NASCAR race
March 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
what the green flag means at a NASCAR race
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If pain is just weakness leaving the body I'd rather keep it, please. That's my weakness that I cultivated myself
March 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If pain is just weakness leaving the body I'd rather keep it, please. That's my weakness that I cultivated myself
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Government waste is when people I don't like have jobs. Government fraud is when people I don't like get assistance. Government abuse is when either of those things happens and the person in question isn't a white guy. Hope this helps
March 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Government waste is when people I don't like have jobs. Government fraud is when people I don't like get assistance. Government abuse is when either of those things happens and the person in question isn't a white guy. Hope this helps
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Government efficiency is when the government gives all of its money to my company
March 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Government efficiency is when the government gives all of its money to my company
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If these bunch of Nazis don't go out like the last bunch of Nazis, I'm gonna be so mad
February 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If these bunch of Nazis don't go out like the last bunch of Nazis, I'm gonna be so mad
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need to invent a worse word for nazi bc ppl are not ashamed enough of being a nazi
February 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
need to invent a worse word for nazi bc ppl are not ashamed enough of being a nazi
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If you tell me about your vacation and I say "oh I've always wanted to go there" it's a lie. I've never wanted to go anywhere.
February 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
If you tell me about your vacation and I say "oh I've always wanted to go there" it's a lie. I've never wanted to go anywhere.
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
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We are living through Republicanism boiled down to its essence: Everyone should be deprived of everything, because otherwise, somebody I don't like might get something I don't want them to have. We call it an ideology, but it's really a personality: Greedy, withholding, suspicious, angry, cruel.
January 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
We are living through Republicanism boiled down to its essence: Everyone should be deprived of everything, because otherwise, somebody I don't like might get something I don't want them to have. We call it an ideology, but it's really a personality: Greedy, withholding, suspicious, angry, cruel.
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The year is 2075. There are thousands of grandpas named Jaden
January 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The year is 2075. There are thousands of grandpas named Jaden