knigt
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just because i can swim underwater doesn’t mean i want to
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i feel like losing touch with the common man would be awesome. i hope that happens to me someday
February 17, 2026 at 12:05 AM
i feel like losing touch with the common man would be awesome. i hope that happens to me someday
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
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Dude you looked stunning in our 1 on 1 today.
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Dude you looked stunning in our 1 on 1 today.
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i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
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random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
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all paintings should be called Apple Family II
February 1, 2026 at 1:16 PM
all paintings should be called Apple Family II
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you are made witness to a rare Homer of Victory. yell "woo hoo!" before sending this to the ally on your flank most at risk of capitulation to the enemy
January 28, 2026 at 2:17 PM
you are made witness to a rare Homer of Victory. yell "woo hoo!" before sending this to the ally on your flank most at risk of capitulation to the enemy
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Let the Aight One In
January 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Let the Aight One In
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Heh. Those were decoy lifeways. You know nothing of my people.
January 7, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Heh. Those were decoy lifeways. You know nothing of my people.
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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Rats have access to relatively low amounts of physical power. BUT rats command extremely high levels of spiritual power
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Rats have access to relatively low amounts of physical power. BUT rats command extremely high levels of spiritual power
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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dont email my wife any warm christmas greetings
December 25, 2023 at 8:22 PM
dont email my wife any warm christmas greetings
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Bald people should headbutt each other to the death
December 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Bald people should headbutt each other to the death
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I actually think Scrooge would be too antisocial to be on the Epstein flight logs. Kind of makes you rethink whether he was that bad to begin with..
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I actually think Scrooge would be too antisocial to be on the Epstein flight logs. Kind of makes you rethink whether he was that bad to begin with..
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this made sense to me for a second before i realized he meant into the army and not into porno
The link between sexual repression and militarism is becoming clearer by the day.
Galloway blames OnlyFans for loneliness, depression, small business closures, extremism, tyranny and *checks notes* impending societal extinction.
His solution? Mandatory national service.
Galloway blames OnlyFans for loneliness, depression, small business closures, extremism, tyranny and *checks notes* impending societal extinction.
His solution? Mandatory national service.
Scott Galloway: OnlyFans is the billion-dollar symptom of a loneliness pandemic
The most unstable, violent societies have one thing in common: lonely young men. We are producing millions of them, writes Scott Galloway
www.standard.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
this made sense to me for a second before i realized he meant into the army and not into porno
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a few weeks back, I was talking to a regular customer at work who got onto the topic of navy submarines, and I mentioned that my husband also likes submarines. today he came back with 3 magazines and a flash drive with 14GB of submarine information. one of the all-time best interactions of my life
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
a few weeks back, I was talking to a regular customer at work who got onto the topic of navy submarines, and I mentioned that my husband also likes submarines. today he came back with 3 magazines and a flash drive with 14GB of submarine information. one of the all-time best interactions of my life
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While it remains unclear how they mechanically fit into the new set's theme, there's no doubt Bullshit fits nicely with the overall direction of Standard.
New Artifact Token Does Some Bullshit | Commander's Herald
Leaks for the next Magic set reveal that a new artifact token does some bullshit. We break down all the details on the new token.
commandersherald.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
While it remains unclear how they mechanically fit into the new set's theme, there's no doubt Bullshit fits nicely with the overall direction of Standard.
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wrapping paper is the clothes of the presents. unwrapping a gift is an inherently sexual act! yes, we do actually “have to talk about it right now.” if we can’t be honest about this what hope is there for the world? and I don’t actually care if you do write me out of the will, grandpa
December 2, 2023 at 4:09 PM
wrapping paper is the clothes of the presents. unwrapping a gift is an inherently sexual act! yes, we do actually “have to talk about it right now.” if we can’t be honest about this what hope is there for the world? and I don’t actually care if you do write me out of the will, grandpa
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Can't believe it's already that time again: TOILET WRAPPED 2025!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Can't believe it's already that time again: TOILET WRAPPED 2025!!
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Cheerios Oat Crunch box: Start your day SO satisfied - Fill up with BIG FLAVOR
Me pouring myself a bowl: I just fuckin might...
Me pouring myself a bowl: I just fuckin might...
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Cheerios Oat Crunch box: Start your day SO satisfied - Fill up with BIG FLAVOR
Me pouring myself a bowl: I just fuckin might...
Me pouring myself a bowl: I just fuckin might...
Etc. stands for Eorld Trade Center
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Etc. stands for Eorld Trade Center
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reassuring my coworker that he will one day surpass his father
November 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
reassuring my coworker that he will one day surpass his father