Kara Renee
@kararenee.bsky.social
40-something mediocre millennial
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"You can do this!"
me: Still seems a bit excessive though, right?
me: Still seems a bit excessive though, right?
January 7, 2024 at 7:09 AM
"You can do this!"
me: Still seems a bit excessive though, right?
me: Still seems a bit excessive though, right?
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2024 has peak
canary in the coal mine vibes.
canary in the coal mine vibes.
January 7, 2024 at 4:09 AM
2024 has peak
canary in the coal mine vibes.
canary in the coal mine vibes.
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Trending? No. This is The Shitposting Dept. The Trending Dept. is on floor 5, past the vending machine.
January 7, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Trending? No. This is The Shitposting Dept. The Trending Dept. is on floor 5, past the vending machine.
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Sorry I got your dad’s jizz on your sheets when I sat on your bed.
January 6, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Sorry I got your dad’s jizz on your sheets when I sat on your bed.
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If your therapist asks if you’ve ever had thoughts of murdering a string of random strangers, is that a good sign? I think it’s a good sign.
January 6, 2024 at 6:21 PM
If your therapist asks if you’ve ever had thoughts of murdering a string of random strangers, is that a good sign? I think it’s a good sign.
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Where's my Oscar for pretending to be okay?
January 6, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Where's my Oscar for pretending to be okay?
Live, Laugh, Misdemeanor, Felony
January 5, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Live, Laugh, Misdemeanor, Felony
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Live, Laugh, Larvae, Pupa, Adult
January 5, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Live, Laugh, Larvae, Pupa, Adult
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live, laugh, move to a different city
January 5, 2024 at 8:21 PM
live, laugh, move to a different city
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You'll be the big spoon and I'll be the weird awkward Ladel that someone left on the stove too long so it's partially melted
January 5, 2024 at 11:06 PM
You'll be the big spoon and I'll be the weird awkward Ladel that someone left on the stove too long so it's partially melted
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Dabbing wine cooler behind my ears before I log in here
January 5, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Dabbing wine cooler behind my ears before I log in here
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No one else seems to be enjoying this ego trip.
January 1, 2024 at 1:46 PM
No one else seems to be enjoying this ego trip.
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The Mysterious Things I’ve Found In My Butthole And Other Tales Of Adventure
January 5, 2024 at 5:19 PM
The Mysterious Things I’ve Found In My Butthole And Other Tales Of Adventure
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Asked a Magic 8 ball if everything was going to be okay and it collapsed in on itself like a dying star
January 5, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Asked a Magic 8 ball if everything was going to be okay and it collapsed in on itself like a dying star
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When I was a kid, I never would have thought fun for me as an adult would be doing nothing.
October 20, 2023 at 9:27 PM
When I was a kid, I never would have thought fun for me as an adult would be doing nothing.
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Please do not ask for my advice if you're a crier.
November 18, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Please do not ask for my advice if you're a crier.
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I grew this monster from a seed.
January 5, 2024 at 11:31 AM
I grew this monster from a seed.
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Wedding planning is organized crime.
January 5, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Wedding planning is organized crime.
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You can lunge-walk whenever and wherever you want to. No one's policing this.
January 5, 2024 at 1:09 AM
You can lunge-walk whenever and wherever you want to. No one's policing this.
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I really prefer Fahrenheit to Celsius because it’s more dramatic and truly reflects the horror of weather related temperature swings.
January 5, 2024 at 11:44 AM
I really prefer Fahrenheit to Celsius because it’s more dramatic and truly reflects the horror of weather related temperature swings.
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Non fat milk is water with white food coloring. This is the first line in my manifesto.
January 5, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Non fat milk is water with white food coloring. This is the first line in my manifesto.
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🎵AND I’M HERE,
TO REMIND YOU,
OF THE MESS YOU LEFT WHEN YOU WENT AWAY🎵
December 27, 2023 at 10:31 PM
🎵AND I’M HERE,
TO REMIND YOU,
OF THE MESS YOU LEFT WHEN YOU WENT AWAY🎵
And now I present to you - texts from the ex.
This is normal right?
This is normal right?
January 5, 2024 at 12:44 PM
And now I present to you - texts from the ex.
This is normal right?
This is normal right?