Kaphka
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@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”
at one point, i watched a cook county sheriff’s officer (who appears to be in charge) point out a priest in the crowd.

he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.

situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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uh oh
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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one of my favorite lessons about creating stuff comes from Wile E. Coyote 🐺🧨 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMTd71aa/
one of my favorite lessons about creating stuff comes from Wile E. Coyote 🐺🧨 #LooneyTunes #Roadrunner #TikTokCreatorTipsContest #TikTokCreatorSummit
TikTok video by Alex Schmidt
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November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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youtu.be/15mggGveD9U
@secondwindgroup.com @jackpackard.bsky.social

Season 4 NPC name compilation. I tried to tag everyone but Bluesky marked it as spam. lol I guess that's kind of accurate.
Adventure is Nigh Season 4 NPC Names
YouTube video by Cody Jones
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November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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ryan is right. people HATE hearing this. but it is just a matter of simple incentives. if you want a more representative legislature — and if you want a legislature more resistant to corruption — then you need to jack up the salaries. serving as mayor of NYC should net you a cool 500K *at least*
people hate hearing this but it's 100% true, creating a huge pay gap between political leaders, their staffs, and other elites is a recipe for corruption. of course the flip side of that is taxes on the rich should be jacked way the hell up
The Mayor of New York only makes $260k. I bet there are police that make more than that in NY with overtime.

We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Earth 2 Curtis Sliwa tonight
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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The REAL Bible
Game time, Booksky.

Change the whole vibe of a book by adding a word to a title. I’ll start:

Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher.
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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BREAKING: Stephen Miller Out Of Blood, Demands Yours.
October 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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The budget of the final season of Stranger Things is about half a billion dollars. Once it's over the world will need another "Small town losers vs cosmic horror" series and I know of one that could be made for no more than twice that amount, I think we could keep it under a bill per season
October 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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In this week’s new #TheWeeklyShow episode, Jon & Geoffrey Hinton discuss ⬇️:

>> AI 101
>> AI Threats & Regulation
>> Ping, Ping, Ping
>> Always Angry Trump & Pardons

NEW YouTube video out now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrK3...
AI: What Could Go Wrong? with Geoffrey Hinton | The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
YouTube video by The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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When your custom character appears in a cut scene
October 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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@kenwhite.bsky.social is it good or bad when the judge follows up repeatedly reminding you that you are an officer of the court with reminding you that "You're a lawyer!" ?
Immergut asks Hamilton if he believes that sending the California National Guard to Oregon is an appropriate way to respond to her order.

Hamilton: "I'm not a policy-maker."

Immergut: "You're a lawyer."
October 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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hi, federal judge expert here! this is not funny. conservative, Reagan-appointed district judges only use epistolary framing devices in their opinions when they are in extreme distress.
the postcard cited in judge young's ruling isn't just at the top, it's a framing device. the whole opinion is a letter to the postcard writer. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
September 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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When David Byrne is getting dragged into a bush during a mugging and cries "uh oh"
September 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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STAR WARS OATMEAL FLAVORS

Overnight Ewok
Han Soloats
Savory Loaded Bacon-Cheddar Astromech Droid
Womp Rat Muesli
Meesa Gettit Instant Grits - "Ready in a parsec!"
Duel of the Berries
Spelt Porridge With a Pinch of...Salt
Younglings & Creme
Saber Cut Watto-on-the-Bottom
Jizz (Lucas Insisted)
LORD OF THE RINGS OATMEAL FLAVORS

Cinnamonabrimbor
Protein Banana Frodo
Gollum & Creme
Steel Cut Rolled Boromir
Looks like Flax is Back on the Menu, Boys!
Brandalf with Lothloraisins
Overnight Dwarf
September 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
September 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.

Thought you'd enjoy this.
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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As a comedy writer, I’ve had a million conversations about cancel culture. Whatever your opinions about it, there’s a huge difference between that, and what the FCC is doing to Jimmy Kimmel.
September 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Our bird feeder ran empty while we were away for the weekend and I came back to it’s camera roll full of disappointed looking birds
September 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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The Dept of Education is now accepting comments on a proposed rule that would overhaul Public Service Loan Forgiveness, and make it too expensive for students to go into work that threatens the Trump administration

Folks have til *Sept. 17* to oppose the changes

ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...
The Trump White House Is Trying to Price Law Students Out of Public Service
A proposed Department of Education rule would make borrowers ineligible for loan forgiveness if the administration doesn’t approve of their work.
ballsandstrikes.org
September 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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My only piece of writing advice is that if your thing DOESN'T include characters saying things like this, it is bad and you should throw it out
September 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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yeesh so much disinfo out there about the gunman

"Notices bulges, OWO whats this?"
- Meme about furries/roleplaying; not political

"hey fascist! Catch! Up, right, down x3"
- From Helldivers 2, satirical game, you nuke 'fascist' aliens even though you're a fascist yourself; the code launches a bomb
September 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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24 Years Ago Today: The September 11th Issue
Issue 37•34: The September 11th Issue
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM