Hana Michels (Personal Account)
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They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.
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I like the new Star Trek Academy so far and I love Holly Hunter’s character choices including how she sits, but I also want her doctor to break out the beighton scale
February 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I like the new Star Trek Academy so far and I love Holly Hunter’s character choices including how she sits, but I also want her doctor to break out the beighton scale
Tell me a word you instinctively believe means something else. I think the word strudel should be used for long dogs. Your greyhounds, whippets, salukis, borzois, wiener dogs, etc.
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Tell me a word you instinctively believe means something else. I think the word strudel should be used for long dogs. Your greyhounds, whippets, salukis, borzois, wiener dogs, etc.
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mamdani child podium gave me an idea:
we should have a monthly primetime network show where a random American child gets to address the entire nation for half an hour about whatever topic they want
we should have a monthly primetime network show where a random American child gets to address the entire nation for half an hour about whatever topic they want
February 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
mamdani child podium gave me an idea:
we should have a monthly primetime network show where a random American child gets to address the entire nation for half an hour about whatever topic they want
we should have a monthly primetime network show where a random American child gets to address the entire nation for half an hour about whatever topic they want
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February 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
My dad misattributed a quote to the wrong guy to me as a kid but don’t worry I’ll be publicly dumb again and it’ll be my fault
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 AM
My dad misattributed a quote to the wrong guy to me as a kid but don’t worry I’ll be publicly dumb again and it’ll be my fault
My mom will call me and then need to get off the phone as soon as possible am I the parent now?
February 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
My mom will call me and then need to get off the phone as soon as possible am I the parent now?
Been to Boston airport twice last year. The 1st time the TSA line was long af & they made a black guy take his drumsticks back & check them. 2nd time I accidentally got a knife & a very pointy nail file through. Carlin was right airport security only exists to give white ppl the illusion of safety.
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Been to Boston airport twice last year. The 1st time the TSA line was long af & they made a black guy take his drumsticks back & check them. 2nd time I accidentally got a knife & a very pointy nail file through. Carlin was right airport security only exists to give white ppl the illusion of safety.
Roo is getting increasingly more and more scared of the TV to the point where shows he used to watch with us he runs away from and doesn't go into the room if he so much as hears a quiet, calm tv show (been showing BF Schitt's Creek bc he liked Catherine O'Hara, who didn't?) Cat tv doesn't work bc
February 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Roo is getting increasingly more and more scared of the TV to the point where shows he used to watch with us he runs away from and doesn't go into the room if he so much as hears a quiet, calm tv show (been showing BF Schitt's Creek bc he liked Catherine O'Hara, who didn't?) Cat tv doesn't work bc
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MFFF!! Means he hasn’t gotten churu yet
Important to note that Roo sounds like this most of the time
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
MFFF!! Means he hasn’t gotten churu yet
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Kitten V Laser Pointer
February 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Kitten V Laser Pointer
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i will keep posting about this until the earth explodes into a fireball (approx. 2ish weeks from now)
February 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
i will keep posting about this until the earth explodes into a fireball (approx. 2ish weeks from now)
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Kids keep asking me what I'm drawing. Man, I don't know
February 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Kids keep asking me what I'm drawing. Man, I don't know
“I made everyone androgynous and very, very long like a noodle! With spindly fingers! It’s gorgeous and I predict someday figures shaped like these will go on to advertise car lots!”
"Dear diary,
Today I forced all of the artists to change how they draw stuff, just for shits and giggles. It was awesome."
Today I forced all of the artists to change how they draw stuff, just for shits and giggles. It was awesome."
February 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
“I made everyone androgynous and very, very long like a noodle! With spindly fingers! It’s gorgeous and I predict someday figures shaped like these will go on to advertise car lots!”
Ah, an extension of Aten, the one true god. Yes.
There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
February 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Ah, an extension of Aten, the one true god. Yes.
I actually think this is useful. Pronoun pins tell us how to acknowledge people and these tell us not to acknowledge people at all.
February 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I actually think this is useful. Pronoun pins tell us how to acknowledge people and these tell us not to acknowledge people at all.
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🎉 So gratitudinal to be featured in Daily Beast's Obsessed! Mom and Dad would be pumped.
Also, contact your reps at 5 Calls
📖 Read the full article at www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/how...
Also, contact your reps at 5 Calls
📖 Read the full article at www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/how...
February 4, 2026 at 4:53 PM
🎉 So gratitudinal to be featured in Daily Beast's Obsessed! Mom and Dad would be pumped.
Also, contact your reps at 5 Calls
📖 Read the full article at www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/how...
Also, contact your reps at 5 Calls
📖 Read the full article at www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/how...
Having a bunch of writer friends means I have a giant backlog of scripts I agreed to read because I think they’re good. Some are pilots for shows that have been canceled. Some are screenplays for films whose premise has been done. All I know is these people are talented and I’ll never get to it.
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Having a bunch of writer friends means I have a giant backlog of scripts I agreed to read because I think they’re good. Some are pilots for shows that have been canceled. Some are screenplays for films whose premise has been done. All I know is these people are talented and I’ll never get to it.
The fact that Elon Musk uses an IVF process that selects only for boys and he still got a girl, NGL, I enjoy that.
February 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The fact that Elon Musk uses an IVF process that selects only for boys and he still got a girl, NGL, I enjoy that.
The amount of people willfully misunderstanding the difference between teens being sexually active with their peers vs adults is even more staggering than I predicted I wanna blame abstinence only education but it's too willful
February 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
The amount of people willfully misunderstanding the difference between teens being sexually active with their peers vs adults is even more staggering than I predicted I wanna blame abstinence only education but it's too willful
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There is no self care without community care, ESPECIALLY now. If you're looking to meet & protect your neighbors, start mutual aid networks, etc. I will set aside time to meet with you all & facilitate these convos free of charge or optional tips only, bc we should all do what we can!
February 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
There is no self care without community care, ESPECIALLY now. If you're looking to meet & protect your neighbors, start mutual aid networks, etc. I will set aside time to meet with you all & facilitate these convos free of charge or optional tips only, bc we should all do what we can!
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In the case of comedians and comedy writer/actor types, I understand the difference between deflection and art. I will call you out on deflection and laugh at your spinning struggles into gold (and sometimes laugh at the latter even while calling you on it.)
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
In the case of comedians and comedy writer/actor types, I understand the difference between deflection and art. I will call you out on deflection and laugh at your spinning struggles into gold (and sometimes laugh at the latter even while calling you on it.)
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Important to note that Roo sounds like this most of the time
February 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Important to note that Roo sounds like this most of the time
My brain fog plus adhd is leading to a bunch of flooding and my dad’s Lewy Body Dementia is leading to leave the stove on so we keep coming up with the joke that we will cancel each other out every time I stay over
February 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
My brain fog plus adhd is leading to a bunch of flooding and my dad’s Lewy Body Dementia is leading to leave the stove on so we keep coming up with the joke that we will cancel each other out every time I stay over
This is who runs this account AND THEY WERE MISQUOTED
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
This is who runs this account AND THEY WERE MISQUOTED