Hana Michels (Personal Account)
@hanamichels.bsky.social
They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.
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Being American rn is hard, scary, life and death for many. FWIW you’ll never have your heart broken by someone named Hamish.
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Being American rn is hard, scary, life and death for many. FWIW you’ll never have your heart broken by someone named Hamish.
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I have and/or am helping a lot of people translate their skills from their tech job into a more satisfying, less frustrating sector and I have methods of figuring out what that sector might be for you. Just figured I'd mention this. And that my email is Hanamichelsla@gmail.com.
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I have and/or am helping a lot of people translate their skills from their tech job into a more satisfying, less frustrating sector and I have methods of figuring out what that sector might be for you. Just figured I'd mention this. And that my email is Hanamichelsla@gmail.com.
Hey @discord.com Hey, please don't use facial recognition to verify age. Your base is already discussing where to move to. Every server I'm a part of is doing it.
February 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Hey @discord.com Hey, please don't use facial recognition to verify age. Your base is already discussing where to move to. Every server I'm a part of is doing it.
It'll be helpful just to know whom in your neighborhood has which skills in a crisis. I'm so ready to help and help highlight the most emergent local needs & figure out how to fulfill them.
There is no self care without community care, ESPECIALLY now. If you're looking to meet & protect your neighbors, start mutual aid networks, etc. I will set aside time to meet with you all & facilitate these convos free of charge or optional tips only, bc we should all do what we can!
February 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
It'll be helpful just to know whom in your neighborhood has which skills in a crisis. I'm so ready to help and help highlight the most emergent local needs & figure out how to fulfill them.
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When they said that AI will kill us all, this is actually the way it would be accomplished
“Researchers from Johns Hopkins, Georgetown and Yale universities recently found that 60 FDA-authorized medical devices using AI were linked to 182 product recalls, according to a research letter published in the JAMA Health Forum in August.”
As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
www.reuters.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
When they said that AI will kill us all, this is actually the way it would be accomplished
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🎶 you don’t get me, i’m part of the union
you don’t get me, i’m part of the union
you don’t get me, i’m part of the union
til the day i die 🎶
you don’t get me, i’m part of the union
you don’t get me, i’m part of the union
til the day i die 🎶
The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
🎶 you don’t get me, i’m part of the union
you don’t get me, i’m part of the union
you don’t get me, i’m part of the union
til the day i die 🎶
you don’t get me, i’m part of the union
you don’t get me, i’m part of the union
til the day i die 🎶
So @moviehooligan.bsky.social and I both have LEGO ASSEMBLY injuries.
February 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
So @moviehooligan.bsky.social and I both have LEGO ASSEMBLY injuries.
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Once more, for others like me who are resentful that they’ve become armchair detectives.
I wrote about the Epstein Files and the (incredibly unhealthy) need to monitor, to bear witness. lithub.com/finding-the-...
Finding the Publishing World in the Epstein Files
I did not make good use of my time this past weekend. I could have been doing something fulfilling like doomscrolling or playing an inane game on my phone, but instead I became an armchair detectiv…
lithub.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Once more, for others like me who are resentful that they’ve become armchair detectives.
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It’s important that nobody in this administration is allowed to participate in society without being jeered at. They should have to live like Yoda in that swamp.
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
It’s important that nobody in this administration is allowed to participate in society without being jeered at. They should have to live like Yoda in that swamp.
I like the new Star Trek Academy so far and I love Holly Hunter’s character choices including how she sits, but I also want her doctor to break out the beighton scale
February 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I like the new Star Trek Academy so far and I love Holly Hunter’s character choices including how she sits, but I also want her doctor to break out the beighton scale
Tell me a word you instinctively believe means something else. I think the word strudel should be used for long dogs. Your greyhounds, whippets, salukis, borzois, wiener dogs, etc.
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Tell me a word you instinctively believe means something else. I think the word strudel should be used for long dogs. Your greyhounds, whippets, salukis, borzois, wiener dogs, etc.
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mamdani child podium gave me an idea:
we should have a monthly primetime network show where a random American child gets to address the entire nation for half an hour about whatever topic they want
we should have a monthly primetime network show where a random American child gets to address the entire nation for half an hour about whatever topic they want
February 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
mamdani child podium gave me an idea:
we should have a monthly primetime network show where a random American child gets to address the entire nation for half an hour about whatever topic they want
we should have a monthly primetime network show where a random American child gets to address the entire nation for half an hour about whatever topic they want
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February 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
My dad misattributed a quote to the wrong guy to me as a kid but don’t worry I’ll be publicly dumb again and it’ll be my fault
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 AM
My dad misattributed a quote to the wrong guy to me as a kid but don’t worry I’ll be publicly dumb again and it’ll be my fault
My mom will call me and then need to get off the phone as soon as possible am I the parent now?
February 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
My mom will call me and then need to get off the phone as soon as possible am I the parent now?
Been to Boston airport twice last year. The 1st time the TSA line was long af & they made a black guy take his drumsticks back & check them. 2nd time I accidentally got a knife & a very pointy nail file through. Carlin was right airport security only exists to give white ppl the illusion of safety.
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Been to Boston airport twice last year. The 1st time the TSA line was long af & they made a black guy take his drumsticks back & check them. 2nd time I accidentally got a knife & a very pointy nail file through. Carlin was right airport security only exists to give white ppl the illusion of safety.
Roo is getting increasingly more and more scared of the TV to the point where shows he used to watch with us he runs away from and doesn't go into the room if he so much as hears a quiet, calm tv show (been showing BF Schitt's Creek bc he liked Catherine O'Hara, who didn't?) Cat tv doesn't work bc
February 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Roo is getting increasingly more and more scared of the TV to the point where shows he used to watch with us he runs away from and doesn't go into the room if he so much as hears a quiet, calm tv show (been showing BF Schitt's Creek bc he liked Catherine O'Hara, who didn't?) Cat tv doesn't work bc
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MFFF!! Means he hasn’t gotten churu yet
Important to note that Roo sounds like this most of the time
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
MFFF!! Means he hasn’t gotten churu yet
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Kitten V Laser Pointer
February 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Kitten V Laser Pointer
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i will keep posting about this until the earth explodes into a fireball (approx. 2ish weeks from now)
February 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
i will keep posting about this until the earth explodes into a fireball (approx. 2ish weeks from now)
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Kids keep asking me what I'm drawing. Man, I don't know
February 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Kids keep asking me what I'm drawing. Man, I don't know
“I made everyone androgynous and very, very long like a noodle! With spindly fingers! It’s gorgeous and I predict someday figures shaped like these will go on to advertise car lots!”
"Dear diary,
Today I forced all of the artists to change how they draw stuff, just for shits and giggles. It was awesome."
Today I forced all of the artists to change how they draw stuff, just for shits and giggles. It was awesome."
February 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
“I made everyone androgynous and very, very long like a noodle! With spindly fingers! It’s gorgeous and I predict someday figures shaped like these will go on to advertise car lots!”
Ah, an extension of Aten, the one true god. Yes.
There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.
February 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Ah, an extension of Aten, the one true god. Yes.
I actually think this is useful. Pronoun pins tell us how to acknowledge people and these tell us not to acknowledge people at all.
February 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I actually think this is useful. Pronoun pins tell us how to acknowledge people and these tell us not to acknowledge people at all.